One Time When I Was At My Grandma's House While My Aunt And Her Kids Were Visiting I Saw A Cat And Said

if you want a girlfriend who will watch movies with you all day, steal all your warm clothes, eats all your junk food, and is emotionally unstable and cute lOOK NO FURTHER I AM HERE

They have a stick horse ninja thing

i am ashamed

Sitting in class spose ta be using my phone to look up vocab words instead I got on tumblr

After graduation day and someone asks what your gonna do since your not in high school any more.

me, in october: ♫ it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas ♫

friend: no it's not

me: well not with that attitude

Halloween. It's beginning to look a lot like Halloween.

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

Things I've heard guys at school say

• I told you Im not showing you my titty • Touch my dick one more time I dare you •Throw me that dildo • Did you just grab my butt? "Yes" Did you like it?

The "I will do it just cause you said I can't" squad

Aries, Aquarius, Scorpio, Capricorn, Leo, Sagittarius

my

don’t want 

unless you’ve got