Crazyturtle468 - Untitled

Why is it always girls that get dress coded? Its always "girls can't wear shorts (hell one school I know dress codes over collarbones showing) because it'll distract males." But guys will be walking around in shorts you can see up when they sit or muscle shirts with arm holes that go down to their belly buttons and hide nothing but they never get dress coded "because that will distract girls." Are guy's education more important than girl's or something, because that's what I'm gettin from this.

"i had the sweetest dream last night, bro"

"bro every second i spend with you is a sweet dream"

"bro"

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

This was the first year that I didn't dress up or trick or treat or anything for Halloween and now my life feels incomplete.

Trying to prove a point to my mom...

Please reblog this post if you’d go and see a movie starring Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Dormer as lesbian assassins.

That so cute

Someone left this post-it on my desk and I don’t think I’ll ever recover.

Teachers: Wikipedia is very unreliable *Hands out 25 year old textbooks instead*

Would You Rather

Kiss Gray or Laxus at midnight on New Year’s? (like for Gray, reblog for Laxus)

Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone