I Don’t Know Why Everyone Makes The Grim Reaper Out To Be A Bad Guy I Mean He’s Just Taking To You

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die

So I just randomly saw this at Walmart.

Has anyone noticed that for Christmas we don't get gifts? We get our years payment for bein good or not burnin the house down.

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

Really that's like the first thing I noticed bout her

I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY

WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS

R.I.P. Marco baby.

Who else misses this freckled baby?

If Jesus was here today he would sit with lgbpqa and trans/nb people and people of color and lift them up lbrh he would not seek to help the wealthy white people Jesus would be marching saying BlackLivesMatter

parents: *yells at you*

parents: *screams at you*

parents: *doesnt listen to what ur saying*

me: *raises voice slightly*

parents: HEY watch ur tone we did not raise u to be so disrespectful this is unacceptable I can't believe ur yelling at us like this what is wrong with u calm down

if you want a girlfriend who will watch movies with you all day, steal all your warm clothes, eats all your junk food, and is emotionally unstable and cute lOOK NO FURTHER I AM HERE