I Hate…that In The Middle Of Class…I Think Of Really Good Headcanons…but Then I Don’t Write It

IT'S SO CUTE I WANT ONE XD

The Mata Mata Turtle

Found mostly in South America. Its shell resembles bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves, making it an expernt at camouflage. It is also an expert at looking like my nightmares.

parents: *yells at you*

parents: *screams at you*

parents: *doesnt listen to what ur saying*

me: *raises voice slightly*

parents: HEY watch ur tone we did not raise u to be so disrespectful this is unacceptable I can't believe ur yelling at us like this what is wrong with u calm down

if you’re gonna shit on people for using fictional characters to motivate themselves well first of all what the fuck is your problem

Things I've heard guys at school say

• I told you Im not showing you my titty • Touch my dick one more time I dare you •Throw me that dildo • Did you just grab my butt? "Yes" Did you like it?

Really that's like the first thing I noticed bout her

I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY

WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS

That so cute

Someone left this post-it on my desk and I don’t think I’ll ever recover.

OMG THEY'RE SO CUTE I WANNA HUG EACH AND EVERY ONE OF EM

http://dweeb-o.tumblr.com/post/101021594959/mad-for-malfoy-but-imagine-what-it-would-be

But imagine what it would be like being a metamorphmagus:

•changing your hair depending on what you like at the moment

• ANY body type you’re pleased with

•changing color of your skin, eyes, hair lenght, height,

•changing you gender like: “ahh i don’t want to be a girl...

They have a stick horse ninja thing

I like the boots.

Lip Service Badlands Cowl Hoodie Dress

(also the model is beyond gorgeous and is it just me or does she look a lot like Jasika Nicole?)