Really That's Like The First Thing I Noticed Bout Her

otp sparring: nice

otp sparring until one of them has a back to the wall and a blade at their throat: excellent

the other person dropping their weapon and the otp is k i s s i n g: I WILL LIFT THIS TABLE AND FLI P IT

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

We need an "I feel ya bro" icon

ACT tomorrow fuck

How Bleach parental figures would comfort their kid (while watching a scary movie)

As requested by anon. :)

Tiny Bleach characters have just been scared by a scary movie! Luckily their parent / older sibling / other parental figure is on hand to comfort them. How will each parental figure comfort their kid?

1. Masaki (with tiny Ichigo)

Tiny Ichigo: [is wide-eyed with fear]

Masaki: Scary movie, huh?

Tiny Ichigo: N-no! I’m not scared!

Masaki: Of course not - but I am.

Masaki: Maybe you should come sit on my lap. To protect me.

Ichigo: [dives onto her lap]

Masaki (hugging him): I feel safer already.

2. Isshin (with tiny Yuzu and tiny Karin)

Karin & Yuzu: [are wide-eyed with fear]

Isshin: W-what’s this?

Isshin: Don’t be scared!

Isshin: Look! I’m doing a funky dance!

Karin: Dad! You’re blocking the TV!

Yuzu: NOW ALL WE CAN HEAR ARE TERRIBLE SCARY NOISES

Isshin: …

Isshin: Maybe we shouldn’t be watching this.

3. Kenpachi (with tiny Yachiru)

Tiny Yachiru: [is wide-eyed with fear]

Kenpachi: Hmmm?

Kenpachi: Oh wait. I’ll fix this.

Kenpachi: [stabs the TV]

Kenpachi: Better?

Tiny Yachiru: Thanks, Ken-chan!

4. Ryuken (with tiny Ishida)

Tiny Ishida: [is wide-eyed with fear]

Ryuken: Ridiculous.

Ryuken: All of that Quincy training, and you are scared by objects on the television.

Ryuken: You will never succeed in a real battle.

Tiny Ishida: I-in a real battle, I could fight back!

Ryuken: Well, you could certainly try.

5. Sora (with tiny Orihime)

Tiny Orihime:  [is wide-eyed with fear]

Sora: Hey, Orihime, maybe we should stop watching this.

Tiny Orihime: N-no, it’s okay!

Sora: Are you sure? Because I think it would be more fun to sit in the kitchen eating ice cream making up our own movie.

Tiny Orihime: M-maybe…

Sora: Come on. Let’s go have ice cream!

6. Kurotsuchi (with tiny Nemu)

Tiny Nemu:  [is wide-eyed with fear]

Kurotsuchi: Stop your whimpering right now, Nemu.

Kurotsuchi: Don’t forget I have rigged your tongue to explode.

Tiny Nemu: Yes, Mayuri-sama.

Kurotsuchi: Why did I even make you a small child?

7. Kensei (with tiny Hisagi)

Tiny Hisagi:  [is wide-eyed with fear]

Kensei: What’s this?

Kensei: SMILE, SHUHEI!

Kensei: THIS MOVIE IS WAY MORE DUMB THAN SCARY!

Tiny Hisagi: [starts screaming]

Kensei: …so I’m scarier than the movie, huh?

8. Mizuho (with tiny Keigo)

Tiny Keigo:  [is wide-eyed with fear]

Mizuho: Hey! Stop that! You’re ruining the movie!

Mizuho: In fact, you’ve lost movie privileges!

Mizuho: Go get me some juice instead of watching!

Tiny Keigo: T-thanks sis…

Mizuho: Tch. It’s not like I’m trying to get you out of the room or something.

9. Byakuya (with tiny Rukia)

Tiny Rukia:  [is wide-eyed with fear]

Byakuya: Do not be afraid, Rukia.

Byakuya: Remember - the protection scarf that I gave you wards against movie monsters.

Byakuya: I swore an oath to that effect.

Tiny Rukia: Y-yes, Nii-sama..

Byakuya: …also you can cling to my arm if you want.

Tiny Rukia: THANKS NII-SAMA

10. Urahara (with tiny Ururu and tiny Jinta)

Tiny Ururu:  [is wide-eyed with fear]

Tiny Jinta: [is wide-eyed with fear]

Urahara: …

Urahara: Oops I think it’s actually chore time!

Tiny Ururu: O-okay…

Tiny Jinta: Hey! I wasn’t scared!

Urahara: Who said anything about scared? It’s just suddenly chore time!

Tiny Jinta: …I am too old enough for these movies. 

11. Isane (with tiny Kiyone)

Tiny Kiyone:  [is wide-eyed with fear] 

Isane: O-oh no, you look scared!

Isane: Do you want your Ukitake plushie?

Tiny Kiyone: Y-yes please!

Isane: I’ll get it right away!

12. Yoruichi (with tiny Soi Fon)

Tiny Soi Fon: [is wide-eyed with fear]

Yoruichi: What’s this? Soi Fon - are you scared of this movie?

Tiny Soi Fon: N-no, Yoruichi-sama! Never!

Tiny Soi Fon: I am a ninja in your service! I have no fear!

Yoruichi: You’re allowed to be scared, Soi Fon! That’s the whole fun of watching a scary movie!

Tiny Soi Fon: It….is?

Yoruichi: Yes!

Yoruichi: Come snuggle with me, and I’ll show you!

Tiny Soi Fon: …

Tiny Soi Fon: Yeah okay.  

i am ashamed

Me: (earlier) *takes nap till 8* *can't sleep* *goes through pictures on laptop* (Now) Oh shit it's probably after 2 *checks time* 11:48 Lol not even midnight *continues goin through pictures*

I am an introvert. That means that when I’m feeling down, chances are that I won’t actually go to you for help. In fact, I won’t go to anyone for help. You’ll have to actually check on me. I don’t feel that I should burden others with my problems but if you come to me, I might just trust you enough to let you help.

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How do i make friends with people who dont watch anime

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts