How Dragonslayers Take The Elevator…

They have a stick horse ninja thing

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

I am and the point of this is

reblog if u a virgin who can't drive :\

USA: gay marriage is legal now

people: I'M MOVING TO CANADA

Canada: it's legal here too

people: WELL THEN I'M MOVING TO MEXICO

Mexico: bro i've got some bad news for you

Mom: *nags bout the house* Mom: *bitches bout ur room not bein clean* Mom: *nags bout the shity kids she has* You: magic 8 ball, will she ever stop nagging? Magic 8 ball: "Very Doubtful"

happy birthday someone

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

If Jesus was here today he would sit with lgbpqa and trans/nb people and people of color and lift them up lbrh he would not seek to help the wealthy white people Jesus would be marching saying BlackLivesMatter

IT'S SO CUTE I WANT ONE XD

The Mata Mata Turtle

Found mostly in South America. Its shell resembles bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves, making it an expernt at camouflage. It is also an expert at looking like my nightmares.

if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die