If Someone Was Covered In Paper Cuts And You Threw Them Into A Pool Of Lemon Juice How Long Do You Think

Today is That-one-mage's birthday so wish her the happiest of birthdays :-)

We need an "I feel ya bro" icon

ACT tomorrow fuck

This was the first year that I didn't dress up or trick or treat or anything for Halloween and now my life feels incomplete.

Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just because you aren’t there anymore doesn’t mean it isn’t your fault because every “I love you” that you ever said will echo in their god dammed head and no one deserves that.

So today in english my teacher told us to read Anthem (book we were assigned) r answer the questions on chapters 1-5. I finished the book and wanted to read my book so I covered the title with sticky notes and wrote "Anthem" on them. My teacher was ok with it.

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

Why ride a horse when u can ride a ninja? ;-)

They have a stick horse ninja thing

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

Does anyone else make up voices for video game characters that don't have voices?

The "I will do it just cause you said I can't" squad

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