I Am Ashamed

Has anyone noticed that for Christmas we don't get gifts? We get our years payment for bein good or not burnin the house down.

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

FUCK NO BITCH U FORGOT BOUT ME

do your old fandoms ever just come back to you, and you remember how much you love one character, and your just like “I forgot about you for a while but I’m back and I love you too my beautiful baby.”

Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just because you aren’t there anymore doesn’t mean it isn’t your fault because every “I love you” that you ever said will echo in their god dammed head and no one deserves that.

Things I've heard guys at school say

• I told you Im not showing you my titty • Touch my dick one more time I dare you •Throw me that dildo • Did you just grab my butt? "Yes" Did you like it?

Idk why seeing this video/shirt made me think of the Poseidonverse and Zeusverse, but if someone wanted to draw either of the Freaky Greeks wearing this shirt I wouldn't be upset about it 👀😁

Today is That-one-mage's birthday so wish her the happiest of birthdays :-)