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Friendly reminder that 1200 calories is the recommended amount for a 5 year old
It’s giving that time that there was that corpse hanging over Angela and Hodgins’ bed
my favorite irrational fear is that if i leave my bedroom light off when i go to the bathroom in the middle of the night then theres gonna be a creepy corpse in there when i come back, as if my darkened room is some sort of creepy corpse spawn point
‘where is the tall skinny brown one?’ DAVID WHAT
alright, so here is my theory on what’s happening with brad and anna after 4x09.
i think anna is playing brad with this whole scamming playpen thing; either she'll throw the blame on him and flee with the money OR she's trying to sink MQ with another scandal (first david and rachel's congress BS and now that an employee was caught trying to rob them - this would be like the kill shot to the studio essentially) and therefore "win" over brad and "destroy" the biggest rival to yara.
but like... brad is smart. surely he's being strategic by accepting the flash drive, walking into a studio that no longer employs him and flaunting it in front of david's face, right?
i don’t think brad's going to go through with the theft because there’s no textual evidence in the writing of the show to support that brad would engage in illegal activities for money - if anything, the show has gone out of their way to prove to us that brad wouldn’t. there’s no implications he’s ever “cut corners” personally or professionally to get money, we all know he didn’t do the insider trading thing and he doesn't even steal things when he "tries car doors" at the APEX awards - he just rearranges things😭 he even confessed in season 1 that he doesn't like money just for money's sake, which is essentially what anna is proposing; brad likes ownership of people, and money is simply the best way to do that in this society.
so then the question is, what's the advantage of brad bringing the flash drive to MQ if he's not going to use it? i think he's going to give it to some of the "techy" people or his friends in monetization and get them to figure out what's on it and whether or not there's a "digital fingerprint" on it from anna, since he's likely not familiar with that type of stuff well enough to do it himself. that way he can gain proof that she made it, so when he leaks it to the press, or the police, it doesn't look like he made it (since he’s the one with the drive that could be incriminating so he needs evidence he's not involved).
i also think showing the drive to david and making it "clear" to david he was in the building with it instead of sneaking around is a strategy (or a deliberate writing choice) because (and this is when the delusional shipping part of my brain takes over) when david's job is at stake, as is alluded to in the description of the season finale, brad can say david was the one who identified this threat and protected the company, streetfighter-quarentine-donation style (swooping in to save him and make him look good though torturing him all the while). and then this is the ultimate "you owe me big time" because brad would have saved david from career ruin so brad gets full and complete ownership back over david (and he also gets to help MQ because he’s a softie).
i could be wrong, obviously, but this resolution is in line with brad’s established character (good guy who puts on an “evil” front because of his fear of appearing weak), aligns with his motivations (to own people, specifically david after he outsmarted him in the poker episode), ties in to the main storyline of the season (the core cast trying to “leave” MQ because of selfish ambitions only to, hopefully, come back due to love of the craft), furthers brad’s character (by placing him against someone who is, on the surface, the same as him, but highlights what makes him fundamentally different from the persona he puts on for other people), makes great suspense for the penultimate episode (audience thinking he’s going to betray MQ because, ngl, it really looks that way with what they gave us, so finale will be exciting plot twist) and sets up storylines for season 5 (brad now, for the first time in the series, has complete control over david’s strings, adding new potential plot implications for the whole cast).
WHAT IS SWEETS DOING 😭😭😭
I love this photo so much I go feral whenever I look at it
You gotta give it to the Bones writers, it takes ovaries of steel to have the patriotic military man from your 2000s-era Fox procedural say that if he'd been around during the American Revolution he would have arrested the Founding Fathers for terrorism
guess who it is.
it’s captain pretty boy. back again.
DANNY PUDI as XO Major Abraham Shah Going Dutch 1.09
Okay resident asexual here but his hair this episode I simply CANNOT get over it he looks so pretty good lord
THE AFTER HOURS Severance – 2.09
He was such an absolute BOSS for this
SEVERANCE (2022–) #02.09 ‘The After Hours’
dylan kills himself. irv flees the state. milchick tells his boss to eat shit. mark goes outside for the second time ever. episode of all time.
devon: okay so we’re going to wake innie mark up for his third ever time being outside. cobel if you could just stand upstairs in the most menacing part of this room that’d be amazing
obsessed with this post
INVETNING
yeah i trust her. she's framed really normal and trustworthy here. don't worry about it
Wow this is weirdly really motivating
reasons to brush your teeth
delicious minty treat just for you
feels weird and fun
yum yummy mint flavor
brains when they see a routine 🧠🎉
powerful mouth
Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between
Writers are scary because we’ll take personal trauma and think, "Hmm… what if this happened to my fictional characters but worse?"
I’ve been informed it’s Danny Pudi’s birthday today
happy birthday my guy
I’m actually obsessed with this scene and his pure hatred towards Helena turning to apology and shame and sorrow when he pulls Helly from the water
Irving B and his coworker Helly R
[ivan the terrible and his son ivan] baby’s first time posting art on tumblr
ok but me when i see holes in my friends’ clothes
i want to sew the buttons back onto his clothes when they fall off
this ^
not to even mention how their dynamic is so perfectly off-putting like you can tell they know each other but like in this very specific and dangerous but guarded way and it’s so seamless but jarring like omg
brad and anna definitely had unspoken competetive eating disorders and i have so many thoughts about this
omg I was literally JUST thinking about making a bones bracelet
also multiple meanings… hehehe…
made a bracelet!!!! (sorry the picture is dark, im kinda in a hurry rn and i didnt wanna fuck around w the lights lmao)
LOLOLOL watched both new episodes in succession and thought the same thing
apple tv said This Week We Are Talking About Child Labor
