While Taking A Nap Today I Dreamt There Was A Hazard Sign Called "never Found" Which Was Used To Indicate

i’m like if a saint was also a faggot

genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

Altogether, I really like the way americans say "can I help you?" as a polite general one-size-fits-all stand-in for "who the fuck are you/what the fuck are you doing here/how the fuck did you get in here/what the fuck are you staring at/what is your fucking problem." Such a polite way of going "bitch what the fuck."

"Am I my brother's keeper?" Is probably one of my favorite lines in all literature and in all history of humanity because that's literally what it all boils down to. And in a sense, whole bible is an answer to that one question. And if we look at it more broadly, answer to this question is also the answer to life. We are our brothers' keepers, we are here to take care of each other. All of us. "In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections we make."

2002 Michigan Renaissance Festival

Wiener Dog in Armor

We picked you because we saw greatness,

We picked you because you were the best.

We picked you and you loved us,

And we loved you too.

We called you a name,

We made you home.

Between our game,

Between the unknown.

When we made you a new house,

We loved you.

When we knew it was a coffin,

We loved you.

When we kissed you nose goodbye,

We loved you.

When we sent you to the sky,

We loved you.

You were confused, most likely,

Scared, certainly.

And we loved you.

As the engine died,

As you were left alone in the dark,

No one you could recognize around,

In a space too small yet too vast.

Did you know that we loved you ?

Did it matter ?

You died like a star,

And we never saw you again,

We were the reason, I'm afraid.

At never again, my friend.