sooooo….. he was apart of the stage hands FORCING her to go on to perform??? in full costume with props and all?
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as they’re getting her ready, the battle-scarred “real” taylor has nothing but resentment written all over her face. she only smiles after when Taylor Swift™️ is performing the number.
i mean cmon, just look at this standstill.
and people are ROMANTICIZING this??
it’s the same shit again—the sarah’s and hannah’s are more enthralled with her “very real relationship” versus actually taking in and analyzing her art & the role he plays
she’s yelling, y’all. and some people really can’t even bother to pretend to listen
How? HOW did Taylor get away with doing a damn strip tease to the sex song she wrote about Karlie... TO KARLIE'S FACE? In front of thousands of fans? She even moved her closer to the stage for this particular song!
Sincerely hoping Karlie likes and/or comments on Katy’s IG post , just to further agitate the swifties that can’t seem to stop their deranged hate of her. Sometimes I wish she hadn’t gone to that show, but I hold out hope someday soon they will be seen in the same room.
It’s so funny to me how they see her at Eras and instead of taking .5 seconds to think about how interesting it is that 1) she showed up 2) that she is out in the crowd 2a) that we have photos and video evidence that Taylor could see her quiet clearly and that she was singing to and smiling at her all night 3) Taylor didn’t post about that specific show when she had about all the others 4) Karlie didn’t “go for clout” as we saw no pics or stories—it was just for her 🥹 5) Taylor played a whooole lotta Kaylor coded surprise songs that week
Woke up to Tayliar at it again so I'm here to make it very clear that "Lucy" is NOT Lucy Dacus. Lucy refers to Lucy Simon, Carly Simon's sister. We all know Karlie is named after Carly Simon, so who does that make Lucy? Karlie's sister, Kimby Kloss.
Lucy ELIZABETH Simon
Karlie ELIZABETH Kloss
Carly ELISABETH Simon
If you don't believe me that Carly Simon, Lucy Simon, and James are entirely relevant to TTPD, here is some concrete proof. TTPD released on April 19th, you know what else came out on exactly April 19th in 2016? Taylor's 73 questions with Vogue interview where she said that her favorite song lyric was "I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee" from You're So Vain by Carly Simon and then she made this lyric the visual ending of the KARma MV. Right after the Carly Simon comment she filmed the iconic "You should take her to Big Sur" scene before walking back in where you can see photos of her and Karlie framed on the shelf. .....on April 19th. It is undeniably connected.
Now I'm going to back this up with the HEAPS of evidence that majority of TTPD is through the lens of Karlie and Taylor being the reimagined do-over of Carly Simon and her exes James Taylor/James Hart. You're going to want to take a seat for this one.
Lucy was in a sister musical duo with Carly Simon and guess what the genre of music was? Folk. Hold onto that thought about Taylor being James in Folklore because she was named after James Taylor, that's important. Also keep in mind Betty is short for Elizabeth, tying Betty to Karlie/Carly.
Lucy Simon is best known for her work as a composer in the musical The Secret Garden. Sound familiar? It should, and it's from the song of Taylor's that puts this puzzle together.
I hate it here starts off with the lyric "tell me something awful, like you are a poet, trapped inside the body of a finance guy." And then goes on to say "I hate it here so I will go to Secret Gardens in my mind".
Now remember how I mentioned Carly Simon had 2 James exes? Sure everyone knows about James Taylor, but what we all looked passed for so long was Carly's second husband, James Hart. And when you look him up, you find something that matches that prior lyric a little.. all too well.
James Hart also known as Jim, was a closested gay poet who worked as an insurance salesman and he did not come out as gay until 20 years into his marriage with Carly Simon. In other words, James Hart was a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy......
Taylor is James Hart. And this was the James she named herself after in Folklore, not James Taylor. She has metaphorically been James Hart majority of her discography, and she told us in Lover.
Remember how I said James Hart remained closeted for a total of 20 years of marriage to Carly Simon? In Daylight, Taylor says "I've been sleeping so long in a 20 year dark night, and now I see daylight"
This is where we pivot back to the James Taylor of it all because it is important to note that Carly Simon and James Taylor's wedding anniversary is on the first day of Daylight Savings being over, Nov 3rd.
On Nov 3rd 2024, exactly 38 minutes before Daylight Savings ended and after Taylor just played "The Prophecy x This Love" and Maroon x Cowboy Like Me... Karlie posted herself at a WEDDING with MAROON nails in broad DAYLIGHT despite it being 1:22am Central, doing the TTPD peace sign.
You seriously can't make this up.
Daylight Savings ending meant the clocks went back, like going back in time, to change the Prophecy. Now Taylor explains the Prophecy as being destined to not end up with her one true love. And she mashed it with "this love came BACK to me". Which is the entire premise of The Alchemy with lyrics like "making a comeback to where I belong, your heart said it's STILL reserved for me."
And the final piece of evidence that this story of TTPD is told through the reimagined lens of Carly Simon / both James is in The Alchemy. Because the alchemy IS what undoes The Prophecy.
In The Alchemy Taylor says "he jokes that it's her*in but this time with an e." , and many fans have struggled to understand what this lyric refers to... but it is very obvious for those who have paid attention to her use of Carly Simon and James Taylor.
So now we turn to the question, WHY did Carly Simon and James Taylor split in the first place? I'll let you read.
Meaning when you put everything together, the overarching message is that THIS time it was different, THIS time their love came back to them, because the person named after Carly Simon, and the person named after James Taylor, DID end up together in the end. Changing "the prophecy" that destined their love to fail in the same way that Carly and James did.
Also the "heroine" part to the joke is because in this version they are both women.
And it all goes back to Red with Begin Again. Because who would she be talking about that had as many James Taylor records as her, if not the woman who was quite literally named after Carly Simon?
I wonder if she ever gave us any sign that Begin Again was about Karlie.... oh wait.
In the Begin Again MV you can see a CAR license plate in the background, and it literally has Karlie's full name and birth year in code.
11 = 11th letter of alphabet = K = Karlie
EZ = Elizabeth
K = Kloss
92 = 1992
K EZ K 92
Karlie Elizabeth Kloss 1992.
I seriously want to ask some fans how they can say “Oh, it’s about one of Aaron’s sons, duh!” about Robin and not question why the hell she’s singing about everyone keeping secrets and all of the showmanship to keep him safe and loved… when he has multiple children?
Or how singing about dragonflies above their bed and roaring at dinosaurs is about her father?
I feel like I’m in an alternate universe. 😂
But I’ll just leave this here again because HELLO it’s right there
karlie x japan✨
God, I love Karlie Kloss so much.
Eat my shorts, haaaters.
august 9, 2023 | one year ago today
before playing ‘the man’, taylor looked up at karlie kloss’s section as she shook her head trying to fight off a smile:
“Los Angeles, you’re making me feel ALL kinds of things RIGHT NOW!”
If kaylor isn’t real,
how is it okay for one of Taylor’s publicly known best friends
(Shown here)
to be holding a copy of a magazine from 2015 that has one of Taylor’s worst Ex-Bestfriends on the cover?? Don’t you think that’s very insensitive if it’s just a coincidence?
If Taylor didn’t set that up, then Ice Spice isn’t really a friend. Especially not with the background song played in Ice Spice’s TikTok being “Girls Just Wanna Have Some”…
Here’s some lyrics from that and Taylor lyrics in relation:
“Some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world”
I don't like that anyone would die to feel your touch, Everybody wants you, Everybody wonders what it would be like to love you
“I wanna be the one to walk in the sun”
You’re back beneath the sun, wishing I could write my name on it
My smoking g*n, my eclipsed sun
But when the sun came up I was lookin’ at you!
When the sun came up, she was looking at you- you = sunshine & sunshine = KK
Whiskey on ice, Sunset and Vine, you’ve ruined my life by not being mine
Sunshine on the street at the parade
As in she wants to walk in the parade “in the sun” with her sunshine aka Karlie Kloss
I’d give you my sunshine, give you my best
Her sunshine is her best, possibly even her better half…
In our history, across our great divide, there is a glorious sunrise
Our = Taylor & Karlie so in Taylor and Karlie’s history there is a Glorious sunlight… maybe such as when you ⤵️
Step into the daylight and let it go 🏳️🌈
Now the sun burns my heart and the sand hurts my feelings
Self explanatory, really.
Kaylor is real.
(x)
She’s got more chemistry with that lipstick than kissing Josh 😂