Ok This Might Be The Autism Talking But I Need To Dump This Thought: This Shit Doesn’t Make Sense.

Taylor has always been at minimum intrigued by Karlie ever since they first met back in April 2008, we know this because just to mention two instances off the top of my head about Taylor's vast knowledge about Karlie's early career, one of Taylor's own looks for herself in the Bad Blood MV was a perfect copy of a look Karlie did in a 2008 photoshoot and during the Rep Tour Taylor also had looks inspired by photoshoots Karlie did at the very beginning of her career. Taylorseriously has hardcore knowledge about Karlie early career that I've only ever seen matched by one of Karlie's hardcore long-time stans that used to run an update account on Tumblr for her a couple of years ago.

Taylor seems to have thought that Karlie was pretty neat and interesting ever since they met each other as teens and maybe even had a little bit of a crush on Karlie since all the way back then, but it seems like they only really interacted with each other in person a couple times a year from 2008 up until like 2011 when Taylor and Karlie became obviously interested in trying to get with each other, which is perfectly fine and sensible since Karlie only came of age in the summer of 2010.

I have nothing against Dianna, but the more music Taylor puts out about how she feels about Karlie and just how long she's had these feelings for Karlie, the more I get the sense that the reason Taylor ever even tried to get serious with Dianna might've been because Taylor thought that her age gap with Dianna was more appropriate than her age gap with Karlie at the time.

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I think the age difference and the timing of their actual meeting also played a part, and that's why maybe they started out as something casual. Or just, like you said, a mutual crush, nothing more than friendship.

I think Suburban Legends, which seems to be from Kar's point of view, also touches on this a bit, when she mentions "You'd be more than a chapter in my old diaries with the pages ripped out" and later, when they meet up years later, the part about "I pace down your block I broke my own heart 'cause you were too polite to do it." But I think that last part now refers to Tay's reluctance to involve Kar in all the trouble that she would get into dating the rising pop star TS.

ever randomly have a breakdown over how the king of my heart symbolism carries through and over into robin, where taylor makes a royal proclamation out of things that positions robin as an heir to the kingdom

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Karlie Kloss Says Best Friend Taylor Swift Has “No Time for Guys!” (Us Weekly - June 3, 2014) Karlie Kloss via Twitter (August 15, 2016) I

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Reclaiming the muse.

To the “museless” the swiftgrons the tilys or whatever fan fic character they try to push out as the muse( basically to try to erase Karlie) it’s absolutely clear who the REAL muse is….but you don’t have to believe me. Just listen to the story Taylor has been telling through her music for the last decade. No one except Karlie Kloss fits the storyline. Absolutely.No.One.

It’s not your story and you do not have the right to change it.

Taylor (and Karlie’s) story officially starts in the 1989 era ( but actually I believe it started way back when Taylor was showing up at Karlie’s fashion shows in 2009 - 2010) …but by the 1989 era both were ready . As the story progresses it became about looking back and ending a relationship that was sour and falling madly in love with someone she didn’t want “like” a best friend- who is /was tall and gorgeous with shiny abs…fit like a daydream . A ray of sunshine, who felt like home, her best friend - her twin- who she bought a dress so that she could take it off and wanted to wear her like a necklace -who she wished would have stayed with forever with her hands in her pockets - but she had a great fear the world would divide them and then she kissed her in a crowded room and her fears of losing her because loud because of their secret love- but they were dancing with their hands tied and tried to take it underground .

She loved that woman who’s name New York City screamed and she called her the West Village and a Dream Girl- and told the would she was in love - true love …and that she was her Daisy .And then almost in a self fulfilling prophecy she lost her. Her champagne problem was a decision to chose ( or was forced into choosing) her career over her lover and she looked up and the sky was maroon. Taylor chose to closet for her career - beard after beard -time after time and I’m sure Karlie must have felt rejected , left out , after having been forced to take their relationship underground in 2016, the coming out they had planned taken off the table. It probably reached the point where Karlie felt she was in the way - removed from the Miss Americana documentary-always hidden - promises broken - left in the shadows …maybe this wasn’t the life for her . She wanted children m, stability and a normal life -maybe for her own sanity she chose to walk away or maybe she did to protect Taylor and her career but whatever happened They ended up breaking each others hearts and sent their destiny and all their plans into a spiral.

Taylor’s heart was never broken like that before in other relationships because she had never loved someone like that before and the pain of that breakup- it just hit different because it was her. She still called her lover and vowed to lover her endlessly

Her lover then suddenly “married” another leaving Taylor drowning in a sea of regret —-a second coming out failed and then the pandemic and as she wandered through those folklore woods were her lover had left her-she was trying to find a way out of darkness the only light she saw was when she was drowning and she swore she was there and she knew her pain wouldn’t be evermore because James would hopefully get Betty -the girl she betrayed, back..He would beg for forgiveness and make it up to her She acknowledged her mistakes, said she tried to make her a villain to make it hurt less but then realized she couldn’t. And They somehow survived the Great War .

She reflected on it through sleepless midnights and woke up with her memory hanging over her. “That’s some fucking legacy “ she screamed to the gods and allowed her anger ( to the industry/ her management / her record label - everyone who closeted her) to come to the surface and lash out as a tortured poet , locked in a prison ( the slammer) a glass closet she resents so much as she tries to do it with a broken heart . It was for them - the fans and everyone who contributed to controlling her - contributed to her losing the love of her life and she’s angry and unhinged and unhappy because she has it all now - she’s achieved the ultimate success- she’s at the top - but she lost the most important person on the climb up the ladder of success and realizes it’s empty and lonely up there without her and she still thinks about the loss of her life -the pretty baby she wants to return to when she’s finally free and says imgonnagetyouback.

How this ends is anybody’s guess…we don’t know if the rust has been removed from those telephone lines and frankly it’s none of our business. They will only ever tell us what they want us to know. I can respect that.

So will you please tell me how in the Hell that storyline fits Dianna, Lily, Matty, Joe, Harry, Blake, Zoe, Travis Britany Mahomes🤮 or whatever crazy substitute people try to insert? Did that storyline happen with anyone other than Karlie?

We all know the answer.

It simply doesn’t fit with anyone but Karlie SoPlease stop the madness.

You have no right to re tell Taylors (and Karlie’s) story. It’s not yours to alter to fit your needs. Take your muses and write fan fiction. There’s only one real muse

It’s Karlie Kloss and all roads have always led to her. If you don’t like her - too fucking bad. Taylor told her friends she hated her - but she loves her just the same.And Stop vilifying Karlie Kloss. She doesn’t deserve it.

If I was Taylor I’d be so annoyed at people trying to change her/ their story.

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Update for the record- not denying Dianna happened or Liz or others pre Karlie. They are Taylor’s ex’s. We all have them and they were special during their time

Tilly is made up so I’m not even going there- and as someone stated there definitely could have been a fling with (cringe) Zoe. There ore probably others that she dated

( Karlie too has some ex’s floating around…don’t we all.? Some we’d rather forget 😉

But the main point of my post is that she wasn’t writing these songs about those other women this past decade. Always felt 1989 was actually split between ending things with Diana and starting new with Karlie and her emotions during that period.

I’m sure Wonderland was about Diana and I’m sure there are other early songs attached to other people but the Main Muse for the past decade +has been Karlie Kloss.

And please stop with that other nonsense claim that Karlie was PR to cover for Diana or Lily. Do you realize how ridiculous that claim is ? Karlie was a very much rumored lesbian at the time …you do not get a rumored lesbian to be the cover for the fact Taylor’s gay. The only PR has been the beards.

You don’t have to be a kaylor or a LSKaylor to get that. You don’t have to like Karlie Kloss because it’s cool not too and to buy into all that internet misinformation . All you have to do is be honest with yourself- set you feelings aside and read the lyrics. Karlie is / was the love of Taylor’s life and you don’t get to tell her how to feel.

and you knew what it was, she is in love

Anti-Karlie gaylors make me laugh so much.

Sure. The real muses (multiple, because apparently Taylor was a horn dog that slept with every woman she came across) were all SO special and hidden and such a secret that Taylor needed Karlie to be a beard for them, with Karlie being kind enough to let Taylor’s fans harass and bully her for years, and then needed a man to be a beard to cover Karlie. Multiple men, at that.

Don’t like Karlie? That that up with Taylor!

She’s the one that recreated their Style VSFS walk and does it night after night after night.

And that’s just one of the absurd amount of examples. No need to twist yourselves into pretzels to prove she’s not really actually important to Taylor and only the other women are. Just because you don’t like her, that doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

i wanna be LSK but… //

I’m so sorry anon, but I personally find it really funny when people hear the songs where taylor is working through her feelings of being betrayed by Scott B and attribute them to karlie instead.

It’s like finding a man holding a gun standing over a dead body and saying, hang on a minute… what if the real murderer is the victim’s gf… because two of her friends liked a gossipy tweet written by a known shit-stirrer!

that is to say, we know for a fact that taylor felt deeply betrayed by scott b, seeing as he’s verifiably the actual person who sold her masters to scooter, after treating taylor like family since she was very young. it’s pretty self-evident he deserves the level of vitriol in the smallest man who ever lived (besides the other descriptive details that link him to tsmwel, mtr etc).

as for taylor and karlie suddenly never being seen together again (seemingly drifting apart a whole year before the heist even happened, remember?), well she hasn’t spoken on that, so naturally we read between the lines in the songs to find out. some people have taken the masters heist songs to be about karlie, and ran with that. but others see karlie and taylor’s retreat into privacy reflected in songs under the ‘love blackout’ theme (especially around here, you’re on a longtime kaylor blog 🙈)

love blackout = the hints taylor has put out again and again that she intentionally distanced her public image from karlie’s because it was too dangerous to carry on as openly as they had at first. 2016 election sadness themes, secret love themes, all consistent over the years. all while writing new love songs that use callbacks to the rep muse, to yail even 🥺. as if taylor’s been using all the confusion and her masterful quill of misdirection to achieve her priority of protecting karlie. not protecting karlie’s public image and clout with swifties, which she doesn’t need to maintain her success because she was always successful in her own right! no, it’s all for Karlie The Person in their secret bubble of reality. all this showmanship, you know. the great war, hello!!!! too many songs to name where the kaylor chandelier is safely out of sight, but you can still see flickers through the boarded up windows ❣️

so forgive me for having a chuckle. to any anons who sincerely🛸want to believe, I’m just throwing it out there that there are plenty of us that never found the karlie-betrayer theory convincing at all. if you take a closer look at everything, the timeline of events and all the songs since, does it really make sense? (especially when there are so many shitty men in the mix who are more obviously to blame lol)

~ if you post, thank you for facilitating this rant 9wing, I’ll get off my soapbox now xxx

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i think a lot of people are predisposed to blaming karlie and so everything becomes a sort of confirmation bias.. which partially, i would argue, was by design.. so in a sense i do not fault gaylors or others for falling into this hole. but i do sometimes feel like faulting them a tiny bit for those who never climb out of it. there’s plenty of information and clues needed to figure it out and climb out of it.

one thing i don’t like about the whole “let’s not talk about muses” discourse is while the spirit of it is supposed to be “let’s study why these songs sound gay instead of commenting taylor lyrics on these people’s instagram pages,” in practice the phrasing almost is like giving yourself permission to pass judgement on the people in taylor’s story and then never reevaluate them. people often say ~lets not talk muses that’s invasive and gross~ and conveniently refuse to adjust their perception of karlie (for example) based on what taylor is putting out there, while making convenient exceptions for any interpretation they find that works to reinforce their already negative perception of her. and then after bitching about her they’ll cover their timeline in lisa frank dolphins because apparently that’s what paradise is. i dunno. it all feels dystopian to me atp 😆

TN is sending happy bday to those who celebrate.

Shut up, I didn’t know she did the freaking point too. 🙈

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