They Faces Killing Me Why Neither Gaf

I cannot emphasize this enough…

I FUCKING LOVE YOU, KARLIE KLOSS

you know how to ball 🏀

Buckle up, fam, because I have a theory, comprising a lot of different threads I’ve been piecing together for a while now

Yesterday, TaylorNation posted a bunch of lyrics from different albums on Instagram and Twitter.

I knew that something was up the second I saw this lyric from Speak Now, for two reasons.

1. This lyric is incorrect. It should be “I hope you remember.” This is a pretty big error to make .

2. This is the only lyric that uses multiple fonts. And I thought that font looked familiar…

Because it did. It’s the exact font as “swooping sloping cursive letters” from the Paris lyric video.

I think this is just one part of a lot of Easter eggs and threads pointing to TS 12 as a coming out album.

I’ve been a comingoutlor since the Lover era, and I’ve believed that TS12 will be a coming out album since 2022, when Taylor first told us to meet her at midnight.

Let’s unpack, shall we?

1. Taylor has been hinting at TS12 for a while now, since at least the Karma music video. At the end of the video, we see the clock tick to midnight IN BETWEEN 1989 and Reputation.

2. I remain a karma truther, and I think the Man wall is still relevant here - Karma is on the wall twice, once in black (Karma the song) and once in orange (for the lost album). I don’t think it’s a coincidence that orange Karma is at the 12 o’clock position on the wall.

This also fits with the 🎃 anon note about how she has written “a story in 11 parts.” 🎃 sent that in May of 2023, and a year later Taylor closed out TS11 with the words “the story isn’t mine anymore.”

TS12 will be the start of a new story. A Brand New story.

I do think TS12 will be an orange/lesbian flag album. It might be called Karma, or it could just represent Karma to Taylor - all the years of cages and hiding and hurting, all leading to this moment. It’s been a long time coming, and it’s coming back around.

3. On October 18, 2024, Taylor posted a video on her Instagram of herself in a stadium. She walks 11 steps, stops in front of section A12, pauses, removes her sunglasses (I’ll come back to this) and then takes steps 12 and 13.

I think this video was signaling that there would be a pause after TS11 (which we are currently in) and then TS12 would follow.

Note that she is also holding Olivia, because Karma is a cat!

Now, everyone has been clowning for the AMAs for a while now, and I have been too! Taylor’s website literally spells out AMAs, and there are 12 items on sale for 26% off. (The AMAs are on the 26th this year). TaylorNation also seems to be pointing in that direction.

The AMAs just so happen to fall on the 2 year anniversary of the Karma music video.

This is especially suspicious given Ice Spice’s random video last year where she was not only reading a magazine from 2015 with Karlie Kloss on the cover, but she was also wearing bright orange slippers and had pink and orange vases behind her.

Here is where it gets a little crazy, stay with me.

Karlie has predicted every single album release over the last few years.

On March 16, 2025, Josh posted this: (I ran out of images for mobile, continued in my reblog)

way to go tiger 🤍

Karlie's Twitter account being gone means we just lost the original source of this national treasure... the Pentagon was hit

Moment of silence for the Camp that she looked right in the eye. Never forget 😔

It’s happening again. The last time we were here was April 2019 when ME! Was released on Lesbian Visibility Day. Back in 2019, she had Dear Lover billboards up and now she has the billboards up saying “it’s happening again” in the same place, because she wasn’t clear before, but now she’s on her way to making it loud and clear for those who ignored her time and time again. 🥲

https://twitter.com/TheSwiftSociety/status/1781083651976905067

Thank you for this tie-back Anon!!

I love that you believe this is news to me, anon (who believes Jerk is straight and Kar is in love with him. Lol). 🤭

You can scream all you want in my inbox and fill it with your bullshit, but none of that will change the truth.

Jerk will still be G-A-Y!!

Karlie is still with Taylor. ☀️❤️🌼

And you will still be a misogynistic, anti-semitic and HUGE piece of shit!! 😝🖕🏼

"And here's to my baby

He ain't readin' what they call me lately".

T'👶🏼! ☝🏼✌🏼😉

No seriously, she literally is singing “lately she’s been dressing for revenge” like how much fucking louder does she have to be?!

Also I don’t know who said it on here but in my head she’s saying “picture me fingers deep in your ex wife” instead of “picture me thick as thieves with your ex wife” because literally there is nothing more badass revenge wise than fucking the ex wife of one of the men who controlled and manipulated her during her career.

The way she deepened her voice when she sang “your ex wife” and then goes on to have a high pitch ending when she sings “and she looks so pretty” like hello?! Her winking to the mostly female fan base after she drags her fucking hand down her body while making the hottest fucking face. Like I’m sorry but you can’t convince me that Taylor Swift is straight. This is fucking gay as hell and there is no straight explanation for it.

Ok this might be the autism talking but I need to dump this thought: this shit doesn’t make sense. Taylor Swift is many things, but stupid is not one of them. Like, Tennis is a gentleman’s sport and they behaved like frat kids at that game. Tree would quit if this was how she was genuinely acting!

Yes, it’s gross and inappropriate. And no, whatever end does not justify these disgusting means. BUT if someone who isn’t stupid was wilfully trying to set their public image on fire… that MIGHT be how they’d do it.

That’s all.

Robin is for Robyn , Blake & Ryan’s last child, named after Blake’s sister. Taylor is the child’s godmother , and as you know Taylor named all the other Reynolds children in Betty. Little nod to Aaron as well and a misdirection - has 0 to do with Karlie’s children

Again, I ask, how does this pertain to someone else’s children? What secret?

Woke up to Tayliar at it again so I'm here to make it very clear that "Lucy" is NOT Lucy Dacus. Lucy refers to Lucy Simon, Carly Simon's sister. We all know Karlie is named after Carly Simon, so who does that make Lucy? Karlie's sister, Kimby Kloss.

Lucy ELIZABETH Simon

Karlie ELIZABETH Kloss

Carly ELISABETH Simon

If you don't believe me that Carly Simon, Lucy Simon, and James are entirely relevant to TTPD, here is some concrete proof. TTPD released on April 19th, you know what else came out on exactly April 19th in 2016? Taylor's 73 questions with Vogue interview where she said that her favorite song lyric was "I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee" from You're So Vain by Carly Simon and then she made this lyric the visual ending of the KARma MV. Right after the Carly Simon comment she filmed the iconic "You should take her to Big Sur" scene before walking back in where you can see photos of her and Karlie framed on the shelf. .....on April 19th. It is undeniably connected.

Now I'm going to back this up with the HEAPS of evidence that majority of TTPD is through the lens of Karlie and Taylor being the reimagined do-over of Carly Simon and her exes James Taylor/James Hart. You're going to want to take a seat for this one.

Lucy was in a sister musical duo with Carly Simon and guess what the genre of music was? Folk. Hold onto that thought about Taylor being James in Folklore because she was named after James Taylor, that's important. Also keep in mind Betty is short for Elizabeth, tying Betty to Karlie/Carly.

Lucy Simon is best known for her work as a composer in the musical The Secret Garden. Sound familiar? It should, and it's from the song of Taylor's that puts this puzzle together.

I hate it here starts off with the lyric "tell me something awful, like you are a poet, trapped inside the body of a finance guy." And then goes on to say "I hate it here so I will go to Secret Gardens in my mind".

Now remember how I mentioned Carly Simon had 2 James exes? Sure everyone knows about James Taylor, but what we all looked passed for so long was Carly's second husband, James Hart. And when you look him up, you find something that matches that prior lyric a little.. all too well.

James Hart also known as Jim, was a closested gay poet who worked as an insurance salesman and he did not come out as gay until 20 years into his marriage with Carly Simon. In other words, James Hart was a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy......

Taylor is James Hart. And this was the James she named herself after in Folklore, not James Taylor. She has metaphorically been James Hart majority of her discography, and she told us in Lover.

Remember how I said James Hart remained closeted for a total of 20 years of marriage to Carly Simon? In Daylight, Taylor says "I've been sleeping so long in a 20 year dark night, and now I see daylight"

This is where we pivot back to the James Taylor of it all because it is important to note that Carly Simon and James Taylor's wedding anniversary is on the first day of Daylight Savings being over, Nov 3rd.

On Nov 3rd 2024, exactly 38 minutes before Daylight Savings ended and after Taylor just played "The Prophecy x This Love" and Maroon x Cowboy Like Me... Karlie posted herself at a WEDDING with MAROON nails in broad DAYLIGHT despite it being 1:22am Central, doing the TTPD peace sign.

You seriously can't make this up.

Daylight Savings ending meant the clocks went back, like going back in time, to change the Prophecy. Now Taylor explains the Prophecy as being destined to not end up with her one true love. And she mashed it with "this love came BACK to me". Which is the entire premise of The Alchemy with lyrics like "making a comeback to where I belong, your heart said it's STILL reserved for me."

And the final piece of evidence that this story of TTPD is told through the reimagined lens of Carly Simon / both James is in The Alchemy. Because the alchemy IS what undoes The Prophecy.

In The Alchemy Taylor says "he jokes that it's her*in but this time with an e." , and many fans have struggled to understand what this lyric refers to... but it is very obvious for those who have paid attention to her use of Carly Simon and James Taylor.

So now we turn to the question, WHY did Carly Simon and James Taylor split in the first place? I'll let you read.

Meaning when you put everything together, the overarching message is that THIS time it was different, THIS time their love came back to them, because the person named after Carly Simon, and the person named after James Taylor, DID end up together in the end. Changing "the prophecy" that destined their love to fail in the same way that Carly and James did.

Also the "heroine" part to the joke is because in this version they are both women.

And it all goes back to Red with Begin Again. Because who would she be talking about that had as many James Taylor records as her, if not the woman who was quite literally named after Carly Simon?

I wonder if she ever gave us any sign that Begin Again was about Karlie.... oh wait.

In the Begin Again MV you can see a CAR license plate in the background, and it literally has Karlie's full name and birth year in code.

11 = 11th letter of alphabet = K = Karlie

EZ = Elizabeth

K = Kloss

92 = 1992

K EZ K 92

Karlie Elizabeth Kloss 1992.