I Was Reincarnated As A Villainess Princess And I Married The Evil Prince Who Secretly Wanted To Be A

???: denji ...

Denji: WHA--WHO ARE YOU??

???: i'm the gayness devil, Denji

Denji: WHY ARE YOU SMALL

???: not enough people are homophobic anymore … i need you to spread homophobia, Denji. You need to spread homophobia

Denji: i… um… i don't think i can do that

???: i'll show you a boob

Tamaki: I'm afraid we can no longer mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time. Kyoya, nodding: Manslaughter it is.

Platonic Yanderes, Age Regression Darling

Happy lesbian couple kitsunes adopt you <3

Ps. Kodomo should mean child in Japanese and okāsan is mother

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The forest was normal a peaceful place where you could just take a walk and talk to yourself. A release of words no one else would hear. Or so you thought.

Until you were suddenly being cuddled my two kitsunes. Tried as you might, you couldn't get out of their grasp or the soft and silky blanket they wrapped you in.

"Gah! Let me go!"

"Why would we do that, kodomo?"

"Such a fussy little baby, aren't they honey...? Maybe they need a snack or perhaps a nap."

"What? No, I'm a grown adult, let me go!"

"Nonsense, kodomo. You aren't even at least 100 years old yet. Plus, we can hear how stressed and upset you are every time you enter our forest. Just let us care for you now."

"Shush little kodomo. you are safe here with me and your okāsan. Here, have some apple slices."

Despite your protests, the kitsune placed the apples in your mouth and forced you to swallow. Eventually, you just gave into eating them for your own sake.

"There we are... Much less fussy now, huh? Time for a nap."

"No..."

"Shush... Chiyo, would you please?"

Chiyo started to hum you a lullaby, her voice soft and sweet. Nearly hypnotizing honestly... Much to your dismay, you were asleep with in minutes. The kitsunes kept you bundled in the blankets as they cuddle around you.

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

IT MAY TAKE ME A MONTH TO PUT OUT A CHAPTER BUT AT LEAST IM NOT USING AI TO WRITE IT

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

?????? rich people are losing it