i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before
I Was Reincarnated As A Villainess Princess and I Married the Evil Prince Who Secretly Wanted To Be A Good Guy But Was Forced To Be A Bad Guy Due To Complex Geopolitical Events
I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry
kiss kiss fall in debt
Have you ever wanted a cute chibi drawing of yourself (or your oc) with my babies? Now is the time!
As a way to celebrate Valentine's and my 360 followers, I decided to do this little gift!
HOW TO PARTICIPATE:
You must be following me.
You must reblog this post.
You must answer this form BY FEBRUARY 21ST!!!!! (I will dm the winners asking for references!)
I will close the answers by Feb 21st and will show the winners by Feb 22nd. THERE WILL BE THREE WINNERS!!!!
All 3 art pieces will be CHIBIS on cute poses and dates. NO NSFW THIS TIME!
After showing the winners, I will dm the tumblr put on the form and ask you for references. If said winners do not answer until FEBRUARY 26 I will reroll said winner.
That also accounts to those that do not follow all the requirements. If you answer the form but don't reblog, you will be disqualified!
The three winners' arts will be posted here on my blog on March 14th! However, the winners may post it on their blog before if they so like.
Any issues on the form or any questions, send me an ask!
Good luck lovelies! Great Valentines for all!
Someone requested for Ouran high school x Saiki crossover💗
some days you cannot help but pity some people
maybe you're my love! 🌸
Red Velvet Milk Info
[Tw: Blood, Injury, Sadomasochism]
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He/him 🏳️⚧️
A cow hybrid obsessed with the color red, magical folk, and his beloved- The "red milk" that pours out of people when they're hurt is his favorite shade. Fancies his own, but keeps it all bottled up because he'd hate to make Darling sad.
Possess an amulet that changes him into a normal human male. Doesn't know his own strength in his true form and hardly interacts with Darling when presenting as much because he'd never forgive himself if he broke them too.
Goes by Reed in his human form, and simply Velvet in his true/"magical" form.
Incredibly shy, but notably more prone to violent outbursts in his true form. Flops between weeping over victims to feeling no pity as they stood in the way of his happy end with Darling
Keeps a first aid kit on hand at all times so he can patch Darling up if whenever they're injured. Uses the cotton swabs containing their blood as reference for the paint on his bedroom walls.
Genuinely believes Darling hates him if they refuse to let him lick their wounds
Experiences difficulties lactating on accounts of hormone therapy and top surgery. Why would Darling want that milk anyway? The stuff pumping through his veins is far sweeter.
Likes biting and being bitten - bonus points if it's to the point of drawing blood. Loves when his Darling wears short clothing - especially skirts/dresses regardless of gender. More surface areas to lick, bite, and love-