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This life is a monotonous cycle of suffering. I arise each morning exhausted to spend the day with unpleasant company doing unpleasant work. I return home only to suffer through more numbing work, and it matters not whether I have the time to enjoy myself, for I am too tired to do much more. It repeats day after day, week after week, with only a small pause, a brief reprieve, to give me a taste of what I cannot have. A taunting, teasing, reprieve. Not long enough to offer me the salvation I long for, only just enough to keep me going. Keeping me trapped in the cycle, keeping me conscious through the punishment.

Our plan is no plan at all! -Alfred during Allied Forces meeting one day

Akfjslenskw thank you I love it so much!!! :3

I’m so sorry @cunfuzzled for taking this long. I was really trying to get it out but the holidays got super busy with family events, sports tournaments in different states, rehearsing for my last high school play ever where I was cast as one of the leads. (The play happens to be frozen and learning Elsa’s lines and songs take a lot of time) But anyways I choose prompt 3 with a mixture of cooking together. I also made a second story on the intelligence agent prompt I just have to find it so I can post it. But I wanted to get this one out to you now. I hope you enjoy it!

@spring-has-come

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ice skater ivan + rusame pair skate !!

i would let nyo america step on me then thank her

Hey guys

I made an art account and rebloged all my art onto it pls go follow it if you're interested

@babeyamerica

Genie: I will grant you three wishes.

Me: hypothetically, would I be able to make it so the laws of gravity apply to everything except spiders? And if I were to do that, would all the spiders begin to ascend as they no longer have to abide by the rules that keep them down?

Genie:

okay weirdest conversation i ever had this guy said that gay animals are okay but gay humans aren’t because we’re smarter and should know better

rb if you’re gay because you’re too stupid to know better

Yo same I never liked bread crusts and my grandma told me they would make my hair curly if I ate them to get me to eat them. I never ate them and my hairs still straighter than me so guess I'll never know

Hey guys what weird fake shit did ur parents tell you I’ll go first my parents told me if I ate chicken my tiddies would get bigger

out of all the tiddie bearing people in my house who eat chicken(all of us) i am the only one who has grown the tiddy

Resolution Progress

France: This year, I promise to be less of a slut.

Russia: That’s the same thing you said last year.

France: No, but I have progress! Last year, I can fit seven fireworks in my ass, but now, I can only fit four!

England, shaking: How the bloody fuck did you measure that?

@wifeyaesthetics , it seems you blocked me. Whether this is out of cowardice or something else, if you ever want to discuss with me again, I would be happy to.

it's still funny you're tagging all of this with world war 3 acting as if this was a brand new war when Trump has actually been trying to end war he ended it with Korea and Iraq, and he's now trying to with Iran. the middle east wars date way before now, including our interaction around president Carter's time. we were actually asked to deploy there by Saudi's Arabia by the way and many Iran people are glad we killed that monster general.

I'm tagging it with wwiii because this is how other see it and it will enable other to see my post, and we all know I'm an attention whore who would do anything for those sweet sweet tumblr notes 😳

it does not happen legally in America and plenty of other healthier countries, and I thought you pro choice types would support lives sacrificed for the greater good 👀 also you're quick to judge a conservative nation which really conservatism just means reserved; but want to ignore that Hitler was a communist which is an extreme way of socialism yay Bernie. pretty sure AMERICAN traditions are far different than Iran's.

Darling, I dont think Hitler was a communist. He was as Authoritarian as one, but had completely different ideas on how the market should be run. In fact, he felt threatened by communists and they were the first people he sent to camps and killed. I sure hope you made a typo and you meant Stalin, so that is what I will assume. Bernie believes in a more socialized society, not a communist one. He is a less extreme Stalin/communist, but if you use that argument Trump is just a less extreme Hitler/nazi. It goes both ways.

liberals: what about the children in Iran! us: uhh you mean the children that Iran leaders have raped, and killed for not obeying men, being gay or not wanting to marry at 10 hmmm okay yeah it's clearly just about "killing children"

Nobody goes to war looking to kill children. Very few people want to kill children. However, they are always a casualty. Regardless of whether you want to kill children or not, when you fight in civilian zones and target culturally important sites, there will be civilian casualties. The only way to avoid this is to not fight the war. War is devastating to everyone except those in power. And I do not support children being raped, killed for homosexuality, or being married off at 10. It is absolutely abhorrent when this happens, and a disgrace upon the world. However, this happens everywhere, not just Iran. It doesnt happen in Iran nearly as much as the pro war media would like you to believe. In fact, most Iranians are normal people, with normal lives, like you and me. Their government is conservative and corrupt, the same could be said of ours. This does not justify the start of a war that will take a toll on innocent people.

Oh shit they back they cursed

Dear Trump,

Could you maybe fucking not for two days? Do you not realize your actions impact other people? Innocent people? Of course you don't. You've shown us time and time again all you care about is money. And now your actions will hurt innocent families. You like it when there's war, because it keeps you in power. And it doesnt affect you, of course. You're not an Iranian child targeted by bombs. You're not an American soldier fighting a pointless, cruel war. Nothing matters to you except re election. You speak of wanting to get our soldiers out of the middle east, and yet you pull things like this as a political stunt. You are selling the Americans nationalism and militarism tied up in a pretty bow, disguised as patriotism and love for the country. And I hope we do not accept it. You are a disgusting man, and I hope one day you realize your actions have consequences.

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Gaystopo

Gay-BLT

Angry fruit loops

A Compilation of What I've Seen Far Rights Call The LGBTQ+ Comunity

The Alphabet People

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Unstoppable Sexual Degenerates

Socialist Homos

Rainbow Freaks

It's 2020 bitches let's go punch this year in the dick

(Also a kiss for my girlfriend they say new years kisses bring good luck I love you ❤)

My girlfriend: *exists* Me: *gay noises of panic*

My RusAme Secret Santa gift to @wandschrankheld ! I hope you like it, sorry if it was a little late! The holidays were very busy for me :> I chose the third prompt, and had a lot of fun writing it. I hope you enjoy it! 

@spring-has-come

Holy shit this was shredded as fuck ive only seen a callout of this caliber once or twice before

But how will we pay for it?!

To all the boomers and conservatives out there...this is for you. You sent your children to a war and resent they came back alive. You protested that fight when it was your neck on the line and now you threaten your grandchildren for protesting and using the right you had at their age. You got Homes, education, jobs you shouldn't be paid for because we are your betters and you guys suck at work. But you gave nothing.

So let me tell you how you'll pay for education, housing, and social programs. You're going to pay for it. You've never paid for anything. Only a minority among you took up Civil Rights and they're still fighting. The majority of you turned into privileged, entitled little brats. It's a bad look on an older face. Call me ageist. I don't care. You have to pay for something before you die and you squandered your youth having a good time.

We're coming. And we'll privatize the roads just like you wanted. Say goodbye to the grocery store. How are you going to pay $150 a month to drive to the store and manage to buy groceries? You can't. We're going to lower taxes just for you. Bye bye healthcare for the elderly. So sad. We're going to apply conservative ideals to conservatives for the first time in history and it's going to destroy you. Have fun. We hate you and your iron grip and sadism was a bit too successful. On the bright side though. Y'all only have a decade left, tops. It won't last forever. Oh but your example will. We cuddle our children and say, "see how much your grandparents hate everyone?" And they nod and add something appalling that boomers have done to them. They don't care either. They won't save you but they'll always remember that dark generation that proved we hadn't evolved enough. You'll be immortal as the biggest failures in history. I doubt our kids will even waste money on headstones. Good job. This is how you erase your own generation.

When I first drew this a year ago, it took me well over an hour and I remember being so proud of the results. One year later, it took me a little over 15 minutes to sketch this out. Very proud of how far I've come :>

Ayyy just an ace girl I drew

I had to do it

After Sex

Ivan: Was...was that your first time?

Alfred: No of course not.

Ivan: You shouted "yay this is fun" like eight times.

Alfred: [opening a jolly rancher] and I noticed you said it exactly zero times.

A Compilation of What I've Seen Far Rights Call The LGBTQ+ Comunity

The Alphabet People

LBGQRSTUVWXYZ

LGBTQWERTY^3-611G**

Unstoppable Sexual Degenerates

Socialist Homos

Rainbow Freaks

Okay I drew a quick sketch of Nyo Molossia bc honestly what a babey

Romano: Hey Spain....

Spain: Yes, Roma?

Romano: Do you get erections?

Spain: Yes, sometimes :)

Romano:

Spain:

Romano, whispering: The conversation died, what do I do?

Italy: THAT WASN'T EVEN WHAT I TOLD YOU TO SAY