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IF YOU ARE DOUBTING YOURSELF THAT SHIFTING ISN'T REAL LISTEN TO ME, I LITERALLY FELT EVERYTHING AROUND ME CHANGE, I FELT WIND ON MY FACE AND GRASS UNDER MY LEGS, I FELT SO MANY SYMPTOMS I FELT MY BODY CHANGING!! SHIFTING IS REAL AND WE ALL CAN SHIFT
villains, antiheroes, vigilantes, enemies to lovers, rivals to lovers, doomed lovers.
❛ Listen here, you motherfucker, stop being so selfish. ❜
❛ I might have accidentally let the darkness eat the light. ❜
❛ If I were you, I wouldn’t love me neither. ❜
❛ It never really mattered, so it never really happened. ❜
❛ I’m not who I want to be. ❜
❛ One day you’ll understand why I pushed you away. ❜
❛ Nobody really cared, so it never really mattered. ❜
❛ I want it, and it’s killing my black soul. ❜
❛ I wish that I could stop. ❜
❛ I don’t even care about you. ❜
❛ Do you have enough love in your heart to go and get your hands dirty? ❜
❛ I was born with a target on my head. ❜
❛ I’ve been feeling self destructive, but I love it. ❜
❛ My head is my own hell. ❜
❛ I know how people like you end up. ❜
❛ I’m incapable of being how you want me. ❜
❛ Shut up and read my lips: I don’t give a fuck. ❜
❛ I want everything and nothing at all. ❜
❛ You’re just a lost cause. ❜
❛ You don’t know what’s in my head. ❜
❛ This conversation makes me want to choke. ❜
❛ We might not make it till the morning, so go on and tell me now. ❜
❛ I do what I want. ❜
❛ Have you ever thought that you don’t know it all? ❜
❛ I’d like to beat you up. ❜
❛ The past keeps haunting the future I imagine. ❜
❛ I want money and power. ❜
❛ What are you gonna do with me? ❜
❛ My black heart is to blame. ❜
❛ Call me selfish. ❜
❛ I will not apologize when I’m at my happiest! ❜
from many songs of MISSIO and grandson
prompt list by @bonbonbee
"you know what's funny? your sad attempt to try and stop me."
"is this your first time hero-ing or something?"
"i hate you." "why? i'm lovely."
"i just love it when dimwits like you barge into my evil plans."
"i'd like to see you try."
"my my look what the cat dragged in."
"you know, i almost feel sorry for you but then again, i don't care."
"i will stop you."
^ "how original."
^ "wow, i'm quaking in my boots."
^ "haven't heard that one before."
"gosh, you're even worse than i imagined."
"you murdered hundreds of innocent civilians!"
^ "it's not like it's a secret."
^ "it was an.. accident?"
^ "gee, really, sherlock?"
^ "this may seem like a shocker my love, but i couldn't give less of a rat's a$$."
"go to hell." "i didn't know your instagram page was a place."
"bite me."
"yell at me again, and i'll give you a real reason to scream."
"now how in god's name did you survive that fall."
"y'know fights are boring when your supposed 'mortal enemy' can't land a single punch."
Villain kicked Hero under the table earning a muffled gasp. Hero returned with a sharp glare, grabbing Villain's arm harshly and leaning close to their ear.
"Look, I know it's not ideal but we have to keep this under wraps until after lunch. Will one lunch really kill you?!" Hero whispered.
"I'm sorry, what part of 'our grandmother's are now best friends' do you think I'd enjoy?"
"Hey, I wasn't the one to show my Nona the Facebook Knitting group."
"Meemaw was lonely and needed friends. I just wish your Nona didn't come with lame baggage. I think you're jealous that your Nona likes me more than you" Villain defended.
Nona and Meemaw then returned to the table, laughing about something or rather. Nona then reached into her bag and gave Villain a handful of chocolate candies.
"You're such a good grandchild Villain, I hope my Hero here hasn't been too mean to you while we were gone." Nona affectionately patted Villain on the head.
As she turned to continue her conversation with Meemaw Villain unwrapped a candy and popped it in their mouth.
Although the candy was very stale, the look on Hero's face was worth every crunchy bite.
make dr playlists: this is genuinely so much fun. it helps a lot with setting the mood & you could listen to it when unmotivated.
spice up your affirmations: for example, instead of saying basic affs ("i am in my dr") you could be more deilusional & rant like if you were actually there, or highlight things about your dr to motivate you. e.g: "i am in my harry potter dr and omg why did i thought this was a good idea my butt is BURNING from all the walking... hogwarts is TOO fkn big, yesterday fred almost casually blew up a hallway n i had to run for my life. this is a call 4 help..." (directly copied and pasted from my friend's notion ☝️☝️). you can even create stories and use them as affirmations
create a shifting journal: TOP TIER TIPS. there you can write entries as if you were in your dr - not only it helps with visualizing and manifesting but also you can write down everytime you try, things you liked and disliked & symptoms you had to help you understand what works for you
pinterest wardrobe boards: self explanatory. this can also be made with your dr aesthetic in general
change methods weekly/monthly & try fun methods: in my opinion, the most fun methods are the lucid dream method, adhd method, and void state method, but that's up to you
bonus: try to shift during full moon. not because it increases your posibilities to shift (it does NOT, the moon phase has nothing to do with shifting unless you assume it does ofc) but because it's super cool as a concept, like "today's full moon so i can go to a paralel reality"?? IDK it just gives main character energy. i love shifting when it's full moon
if you know other methods or tips, reblog/leave a comment 🫶🏾
Featuring Villain and Hero! (based on that one joke)
Villain: How to kiss someone
Villain: Grab their waist
Villain: Slip your hand into their pocket
Villain: Steal their wallet
Villain: Don't even kiss them
Villain: Just run
Hero: Villain, NO.
Villain: What? Is that not how you kiss?
Villain: Aww, guess I'm out of practice
Villain: Hero, will you help me practice my kissing? 😇
Villain: Is there another way?
Villain: Why don't you show me, Hero? 😇
Villain: Or don’t you know how to kiss?
“You know what? Sure.” Hero was so done with Villain's shenanigans. They just wanted a nap and this seemed like a good enough way to shut them up for good.
“Wha—”
Before Villain could say another word, Hero had cupped their face in their hands. Looking over their shoulder, they called out to the sidekicks, “Take notes 'cause I’ll only do this once.” Villain was getting redder by the second, but Hero didn't seem to notice, or they didn't care.
“I-I—”
Hero completely ignored Villain’s stuttering, they were just struggling to stay awake right now. “So. You put your hands on their cheeks, gently.” They loosened their grip. “A good way to know is to imagine you're rubbing their tears with your thumbs. Well, ideally there won’t be any tears but the soft touch is still appreciated." Hero gently wiped away imaginary tears from Villain’s face, unaware that Villain had stopped breathing.
“Now, hm,” Hero got on their tiptoes, “Hm, sorry, Villain. Guess you're a bit too tall for me.” They turned to the sidekicks. “Hey, Villain Sidekick, can you come here? I think your height would do better.” Villain Sidekick didn’t even get a chance to blush before Villain abruptly dropped to their knees. Hero turned around. “Huh. Guess that’ll do. Thanks, V.”
They leaned down nonchalantly, all while Villain’s heart was pounding. Their face felt so hot, and they just knew that Hero could feel it with their hands still calmly holding their face.
“So, you’ve got your hands gently holding their face. You wipe their tears or just caress their face, again, gently. Then, watch. Villain, you too,” Hero kissed Villain’s forehead ever so softly. “This is how you kiss”, then their left cheek, “and this is how you kiss,” before bringing their lips ever so close to Villain’s own, “and... let me tell you a secret,” they whispered, their mouth curving into a smile, lips hovering right over Villain's. “I... I... I don’t know how to kiss either,” they said with a smirk, following it with a quick peck on Villain’s right cheek before immediately dropping their hands.
Oh, the look on Villain's face... thankfully, the sidekicks had their phone cameras on and were excellent note takers.
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This is so silly, I don't even know
Scheduled this on 21st August 2022 for 14th Feb 2023 while talking to @world-of-fire-and-flight about it here
Me using romance tropes I don't like to make the (non) romance trope I do like -- which is no romance! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! 😈
Villain is Spiderman in this lol:
you are your dr self.
i think alot of people think of their dr self as a COMPLETELY different person, but it's literally you!!
you currently exist in your dr. You are literally always in your dr. you could argue it's a different version of you, but it's still you. what your dr self is capable of, you are capable of, wherever your dr self is, you are, whatever your dr self looks like, you look like. there's no difference between you and your dr self except the differences you make. there is a version of you that has shifted. That version of you IS STILL YOU. literally, the only thing you have to do is make yourself aware of that version of you. that's it. it's not the crazy, magical transformation you think it is.
NO VISUALIZATION METHOD TO
I have received so many messages from people about how difficult it is to visualize while entering the void state. I can empathize because I too have struggled with visualization.
I believe that struggling to visualize is one of the most common hurdles that people face when trying to enter the void. Many people find it difficult or even impossible to visualize anything, especially if they have Aphantasia. However, I want to remind you that visualization is not necessary or required to enter the void state. I know visualisation is something that most people struggle with, so here's a "No Visualization Method" to help you enter the void State.
Do this method when you feel so sleepy
STEP 1 : Get into a comfortable position and close your eyes and say "I give my body permission to enter the void".
STEP 2 : Start counting to 100 until you loose track, when you realise you have lost track start to focus on your breathing in out and keep doing so until your body feels weightless.
STEP 3 : Keep affirming to yourself, I give myself permission to enter the void, I give myself permission to enter the void right now and just fall asleep.
STEP 4 : When you will wake up, you will be in the void. Now just affirm for your desires and ENJOY ! 🤍