Welcome To The Obscure Supervillain Showdown!

pov: ur fav sarcastic villain

prompt list by @bonbonbee

"you know what's funny? your sad attempt to try and stop me."

"is this your first time hero-ing or something?"

"i hate you." "why? i'm lovely."

"i just love it when dimwits like you barge into my evil plans."

"i'd like to see you try."

"my my look what the cat dragged in."

"you know, i almost feel sorry for you but then again, i don't care."

"i will stop you."

^ "how original."

^ "wow, i'm quaking in my boots."

^ "haven't heard that one before."

"gosh, you're even worse than i imagined."

"you murdered hundreds of innocent civilians!"

^ "it's not like it's a secret."

^ "it was an.. accident?"

^ "gee, really, sherlock?"

^ "this may seem like a shocker my love, but i couldn't give less of a rat's a$$."

"go to hell." "i didn't know your instagram page was a place."

"bite me."

"yell at me again, and i'll give you a real reason to scream."

"now how in god's name did you survive that fall."

"y'know fights are boring when your supposed 'mortal enemy' can't land a single punch."

You are already in you, dr. You have already shifted. Get that into your head!!! And if you are feeling unmotivated or that saying this won't change anything - say it anyway!!!! What have you actually got to lose by repeating one sentence over and over again in your head? Hm? Nothing. But what have you got to gain? Everything. Stop moaning about things you can change yourself. I understand it is hard, I've been there too. But it's all about mindset. Please just say it till you believe it. You have already shifted. You have seen your dr in your mind, right? You have seen your dr in the 4D, and the 4D is the true reality - the 3D just reflects on what the 4D is presenting. So by visualising or even just thinking about your dr. BOOM!!! Congratulations, you have successfully shifted to your dr. That is literally it. That's all you need to do. The 3D will HAS TO catch up. It doesn't have a choice. But you do. So keep visualising every day, be excited, feel those emotions of your dr, think like your dr self - let it happen, you are in control. Your thoughts make your reality, so if you keep saying "I can't shift," then you literally won't. You are already there in your dr. You have seen it or experienced it in the 4D already. The 3D will catch up, but if you keep waiting for the 3D to catch up, you give the power back to the 3D. Keep the power to yourself, stop worrying about the 3D, and focus on the 4D. You've got this. We are already in our dr <3

Credit to @vanessafaron for helping me realise this!! Please have a look at her blog. Her research is incredible and very eye-opening!!!

TIME DOESN'T EXIST , CLOCKS EXIST a theory .

The proof that everything is about shifting if you try hard enough .

Many philosophers agree on the idea that time, in fact, does not exist; we have simply created a segment with that name and adopted it. We all live in a continuous routine created by the grand concept of "time," which ultimately makes us its slaves.

The same concept applies to days, weeks, months, and years. The universe, theoretically, was created about 3.8 billion years ago, but who actually discovered that? The universe is infinite, and it probably—and certainly—has existed for much longer than that.

And now I’ll make you think for a moment : Scientists agree that the universe was created by the Big Bang, while according to Christian and Jewish faith, God created the universe, and in Islamic faith, Allah created it. All these theories lead to the same result and the same question: if there was indeed someone or something that created the universe, what existed before that happened?

None of these theories is confirmed to be true, because no one will ever know where the universe truly originated. We are infinite; our subconscious is spread throughout the entire galaxy and beyond. There are infinite universes and different dimensions, and in each of these dimensions, everyone has their own belief about who truly created the universe. Amidst this infinity, there may be beings with theories and faiths completely different from those on this planet.

What I’m trying to say is that we are not unique; our bodies are just insignificant masses of matter in an infinite universe. Our subconscious and awareness are something different. As I mentioned, we are not unique and never will be. This is why many people are born in this universe and feel they don’t belong here. Consequently, the universe has made reality shifting accessible to them so they can find where they truly believe they belong.

Another theory that can be adopted in this situation is the philosophical question: "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" Yes, it does.

If you successfuly shift your subconscious between realities and no one is around to see you do it, have you still changed?

Yes, non-believers, just because a person doesn't have proof that their reality has changed, doesn't mean they haven't changed, you don't live in their head to know what they did or didn't do. Just because you failed in your attempt doesn't give you the right to spread your tantrum on them. Get a life, a job, maybe.

@edensreality

You know what fuck it

We need more goofy anti villains

And I don't mean bad guy who pretends to be a hero to destroy the world shit

I mean this type shit

Like:

Villan: How the FUCK! do you expect me to terrorize and destroy this city if it's already being terrorized and destroyed by shit like poverty and climate change! and that stupid ridiculously good looking imbecile that keeps flying through the buildings or throwing cars and destroying my evil plans!!!!

Villan: and there's all these homeless people!! How am I supposed to destroy their homes and ruin their lives if they don't have homes and their lives are already ruined!? And you keep cutting down the trees I was going to use to make evil tree robots!! And it is so fucking hot I can hardly focus on developing my next malevolent plan!!

Villan: this is all ridiculous!! *Pull out huge fucking extra cool si fi gun from coat pocket and points it at City mayor* either you fix it or I'll BLOW YOU TO NOTHING BUT MOLECULES!!!!

OR! I'll fix it myself.

Idk I might have more later but this just seems like such a funny but cool idea to me, got inspired by Megamind.

You were born to shift, staying here is useless.

post some old school gyaru graphics pls!!!! ❤️

★ 🌺👢OLD SCHOOL GYARU GRAPHICS🐚👜

🌊Here you go! I hope these are what you were looking for

🍹These graphics are free to use! Credit is appreciated but not required! :D

HOW TO SHIFT (for dummies)

— this information is what I picked up from the book i’m currently reading ‘Becoming Supernatural by Dr. Joe Dispenza’ (I highly suggest reading)

— all shifting is/quantum jumping is, is shifting your awareness to a different reality

• meditate until you get into a no thought zone/state

+ this may take minutes for some people and hours for others but you need to take the time. if you are impatient, try the 68 seconds of pure thought by Abraham Hicks -> watch this video

+ pure thought states make it easier for the brain to simply manifestations

• be aware

+ or in other words, acknowledge your reality beyond your senses, begin to understand your reality and that it is already yours

In Dr. Dispenza’s book it says

‘The only way you can exist in the quantum is as awareness…

experience this realm is with your awareness’

as in, the reality you have has and been created long before, you just became aware that it existed and you’re learning how to become aware in it. creation is already finished.

Snippet #10

Villain kicked Hero under the table earning a muffled gasp. Hero returned with a sharp glare, grabbing Villain's arm harshly and leaning close to their ear.

"Look, I know it's not ideal but we have to keep this under wraps until after lunch. Will one lunch really kill you?!" Hero whispered.

"I'm sorry, what part of 'our grandmother's are now best friends' do you think I'd enjoy?"

"Hey, I wasn't the one to show my Nona the Facebook Knitting group."

"Meemaw was lonely and needed friends. I just wish your Nona didn't come with lame baggage. I think you're jealous that your Nona likes me more than you" Villain defended.

Nona and Meemaw then returned to the table, laughing about something or rather. Nona then reached into her bag and gave Villain a handful of chocolate candies.

"You're such a good grandchild Villain, I hope my Hero here hasn't been too mean to you while we were gone." Nona affectionately patted Villain on the head.

As she turned to continue her conversation with Meemaw Villain unwrapped a candy and popped it in their mouth.

Although the candy was very stale, the look on Hero's face was worth every crunchy bite.

zlibrary gone... FUCK TIKTOK FUCK BOOKTOK I hope that app burns in hell

I want to make some things clear to help people shift.

Many don't know what intention and visualization mean. They're both a bit hard to describe, but are actually quite simple.

Intention is desire. By wanting to shift, you already set intention. It doesn't matter if you're scared, if you don't believe in it, or anything. If you desire shifting, you have already set your intention. That alone can shift you.

Visualization and imagining are often confused, but they're actually very different. When you imagine something, it's just in your head and it is nothing more than a thought.

However, when you visualize, you use your five senses. You close your eyes and feel it like it's actually there. Think of your favorite food and feel its taste on your tongue. Or lie down on your bed. No blankets. Close your eyes and feel your DR blanket against your skin. Feel how soft and warm it is. You can do this with sounds and smells too.

As I said, these are simple, but so is shifting. If you can think about it and if you want it, then it will happen.