Morgan: Dresden, Somewhere Out There, There Is A Tree Tirelessly Producing Oxygen So You Can Breathe.

Morgan: Although, I’ll be damned if he doesn’t disagree with me just because I said it.

Luccio: I don’t think that’s true.

Morgan: *turns around* Ebenezar, it’s hotter than hell in here!

Ebenezar: *without looking up* Freezing!

Morgan: Good coffee, though!

Ebenezar: *holds up coffee cup* Rat piss!

Morgan: The Merlin is an incompetent sucker.

Ebenezar: No, Morgan, he’s in fact one of the finest wizards I’ve ever had the good fortune of working with.

Morgan: *whirls around to Luccio* You’re a witness. *walks off*

Dude these are so awesome. I love the mental image of Morgan grumpily walking out of the woods with sticks in his hair

Morgan Headcanons Round 2

I hope this helps @cyr-frey.

1. Morgan’s favorite animal is the wolf. I have no real justification for this one it kind of appeared recently.

2. He is a veritable font of random knowledge. Want to know how to handle a stagecoach? The melting point of lead? Which evocations Luccio has banned in the barracks? Ask Morgan he probably has the answer.

3. He is half the reason she has a list of banned evocations to begin with and no he won’t explain why they are banned.

4. He is very much an urban predator. Find a troublesome warlock in the middle of 5 million people no problem. However ask him to find anything at all even in a small forest and he will come back 6 hours later covered in mud, sticks in his hair and being chased by a skunk.

5. He rarely ever takes any of the obscene amounts of vacation time he has banked but when he does it is usually because Luccio has threatened him.

6. Most of the wardens make for terrible patients. Morgan however tends to be fairly calm he understands that he is a liability if he is injured and is willing to obey the healers wholeheartedly.

Sorry that this is short and nonsensical today. I just got off of a double shift at work and my brain is not cooperating.

Behold, my favourite post turncoat au in one picture

Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is

Morgan: We're screwed.

Carlos: I don't wanna hear that negative attitude.

Morgan: We're screwed!

Carlos: That's more like it!

So in Death Masks Michael says that they prefer to fight the denarians two to one or three to one. That only Shiro dueled them by himself because he was just that good. 

Fast forward to Skin Game and we only have one active Knight of the Cross. For quite some years. Against 15+ active Denarians. He’s alive and surviving. 

Sanya doesn’t get enough credit for his job. 

(This was a Sanya appreciation post)

I ship Morgan with happiness safety and some peace and fucking quiet

This is all I wanted to do

why are you even talking to him… you know he’s doomed by the narrative right