Morgan: Dresden, somewhere out there, there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe.
Morgan: And I think you owe it an apology.
Does he come with the cloak
you wouldn’t download a #warden morgan.
Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is
Morgan: Dresden, can the sarcasm.
Harry: Please. I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.
Churchill once said the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, but I think that geese should be feared. They're bastards.
Carlos Ramriez after having his french fries stolen by a goose
So I just got this message literally few minutes ago
And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF
A warning to all of my followers there no such a thing as @exposingthoselosers I just thought any form of information is good and can protect my followers from getting their phone or any other devices hacked if you’re connect to the wifi they might hack all of the devices connected.
DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON ANU LINK YOU GET NOT EVEN FROM UR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR BECAUSE THEY COULD GET HACKED 👀
Pls share this awareness ⚠
^ Things Morgan keeps insisting when all the not super weirdly tall people around him call him super weirdly tall
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
Hi yes I love it
The thing with watching all of good omens, constantine and the dresden files in one sitting is that i instantly imagined a crossover fic where all three deal with the seven deadly sins who are hell's resident rebellious teens... Someone pls help
Cʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇꜱʜᴏᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇɴᴀᴅᴇꜱ. {23}
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