Morgan: Dresden, Can The Sarcasm.

Hey. Spreading the word to tumblr, aka "I don't like this change so I WILL complain about it" personified.

Discord is bringing mobile ads in June 2025. They've officially announced this.

SPREAD THE WORD!!! WITH ENOUGH BACKLASH, MAYBE THEY'LL RETHINK IT- OR AT LEAST DELAY IT!

Imagine Anastasia and Morgan as paranormal investigators like the dudes from buzzfeed unsolved except instead of one being a dick to ghosts and one being afraid of the ghosts they both are a dick to the ghosts. 

Like, the goatman bridge thing;

Morgan: It’s MY bridge now

Anastasia: We’ll be back for you, goatman, afterall it is our bridge now

Morgan: As we snuff out these candles we snuff you out of the mortal world you fucking wimp

Anastasia: I’m dancing on your bridge! Look at how I’m dancing on your bridge!

Morgan: Fuck you Goatman

Anastasia: If you want me off this bridge you’re gonna have to throw me off of it!

Bill: What's your first name?

Morgan: Commander.

Bill: I don't think that's it.

Morgan, pulling a false birth certificate with "Commander" on it out of his coat: Wanna bet.

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

Dresden Files headcanon

somewhere, there is an apprentice who, instead of using a proper fake-Latin incantation, decided to command wind with “yeet” and “yoink.” 

Harry couldn’t be prouder.

K im very fucking high rn but i just got a flash of what a dresden files movie could look like. Since its a noir detective scenario it could be in black and white with grit, lots of contrast, almost deformed sometimes. But the moment magic is used, no matter how subtle the spell or magical movement, whatever it is or what it interacts with turns into color. But the whole thing, every spell would be practical effects done on set rather than cgi. So you have this sudden burst of colors, of fresh air from the gritty black-and-white decor while still believing in the "weight" and presence of magic in the world as much as you can replicate from the novel. I think thatd be swell

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

Why do you like sharks?

I looooove ignoring a character's death in the media I like, like what do you mean they're dead no they aren't they are alive and I'm having a cup of tea with them right now :] no I'm not in denial shut up shut up shutupshutupshut