love the fact that phil aparently told dan to dress up like they're going on a night out and yet showed up in dan's merch cap and an alpha meme tshirt
phannies: hundreds of words analysing the themes and motifs of "Slime", the implications of Baphomet being portrayed, queerness and the parallels between dnpc's imagery and tarot cards in extemely well written and interesting essays
dan:
HELL YEAH
Oh no Capita£ester had been set loose ! What trouble will he get up to???
do you guys think the reason PJ decided to babysit Phil wasn't only because of his concerning monster-fucking video, but actually cause Dan texted him like PLEASE HELP HE'S GONNA MAKE EVERYTHING GREEN, so he had to like... keep Phil busy before the forever home was destroyed or...?
dan and phil will literally see any two vaguely similar things and go "omg look that's us!! that's so us!!" and they are always so right
I really love dip and pip as names for dan and phil but I literally do not know where they come from?? I use them bc I think they sound silly but why is that a thing we call them 😭