Phannies: Hundreds Of Words Analysing The Themes And Motifs Of "Slime", The Implications Of Baphomet

I am a Dan Howell gender truther

Stupid goddamn rules 🙄🥲

:3

i can't remember it exactly but my mind is forever living in that wdapteo interaction where dan's like "help" and phil's like "where" and dan's like "find" as in, he doesn't want to tell phil where he is he wants phil to find him

dan and phil core 😍

Some important phannie vocabulary and phrases (in no particular order):

Words:

Craft/Crafting

Babuse

Phouse

Phass

Ladydoor

Yap/Yapping

Protip

Bub/Bubby

Microwave

Placenta

Glabella

Slit

Llama

Susan

Whisk

Lion

Whiskers

Ribena

Phivorce

Delia Smith

Capital£ester

Uma Thurman

Melapples

Lexicon

Literally

Onomatopoeia

Phrases:

It hits different

Heart eyes Howell

Love eyes Lester

"This guy"

Hey buddy

You in London?

Hobbit hair

Something something night changes

Phil trash #1

All or nothing

Girl in Prague

Breaking the sound barrier

Hello, my name is {Dan}

Try new things

Reasons why Dan's a fail (yay)

Right in the Florida

Dip and Pip

The builders

What can I say?

Inserts:

Ph-*insert almost anything here*

*Insert literally anything here*-ussy

The *insert noun here* fic

Get the *insert noun here* out for the lads

You will get through this *insert noun here*

Please leave additional words and/or phrases in the tags and I will have them to the list! <3

Happy ides of march!

i wanna be a fly on the wall in the phouse just to know what happened after phil finished the end screen and went and spoke to sore loser dan 😂

hi does anyone have the wad livestream

the thing about dan and phil fans is we represent both the decidedly worst aspect of rpf and the absolute best case end scenario. dan and phil suffered more than any other "target" of rpf because not only are they one of the most shipped pairings of all time, they're also online celebrities and thus saw most of the shit their fans were posting. but at the same time they're also the only truly big rpf ship that ended up being actually real