Omg Robin

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Bruce Wayne buys menstrual items at the local pharmacy at 11 PM in plaid pajama bottoms and a ripped Gotham Knights hoodie because Steph called him panicking and he might be a dumbass™ but he knows an emergency when he sees one

and he spends 30 minutes in the aisle doing math comparing the absorption rates versus the total leak coverage on the pads, examines the tampons for ease of application versus transportability and risk of TSS, and reviews a few scientific papers on his phone about the market sterilization standards on the menstrual cups

and then buys the entire aisle, despite Steph’s instructions to “just grab me a super tampon, I don’t care which kind”

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

I goddamn hate ADHD it feels like a brick is always hitting me in the face. Especially not on meds you might as well hit me with a dump truck because I’m not getting anything done till next yet. Fuck it all

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Spencer Reid fic Recs!

fics I read almost on a daily! also don’t forget to show your affection to all the fics and give them a like and comment your love. also don’t forget to check out the authors because they’ve written all these BEAUTIFULLY!

nsfw alphabet ➵ @radiant-reid

ace ➵ @gubler-me-up

summary ➵ Can I get a one shot for the episode 52 pickup with Spencer x female reader? Like with the scene specifically where Spencer is trying to hand out the flyers but none of the woman take one, but reader approaches him to take one along with his number or something? Whatever else your mind can come up with please.

talk some sense to me 2 ➵ @sinfulspencer

summary ➵ Y/N confessed to JJ that she always been in love with Spencer but he never noticed her, too busy focusing on someone else. During a case, they are all held as hostages and JJ confesses her love for him.

unbelievable but verified ➵ @radiant-reid

summary ➵ The BAU's newest member comes prepared to join the team with a tiny crush on the man who wrote her three favorite thesis papers.

so, so sorry ➵ @mggswhorificlover

summary ➵ when spencer gets back from a long case, he needs to let out some frustrations the best way he knows how. only, he didn’t know how tough your week had been as well…

letting go ➵ @mggswhorificlover

summary ➵ when spencer comes back from prison, there’s no doubt he’s changed, especially in the bedroom. 

found ➵ @everyonesfavoritepipecleaner

summary ➵ which Spencer finds a whole lot more than a book

what plot ➵ @moon-light-jukebox

summary ➵ Reader is a new member to the team who has developed a slight crush on one of her co-workers. She also has a proclivity for reading certain kinds of books. What happens when our favorite speed reader takes a peak over her shoulder? 

a memorable hero ➵ @radiant-reid

summary ➵ Y/n jumps into the arms of a random FBI agent when she unknowingly talks to a creepy unsub.

broken paradise ➵ @skiller0dani

summary ➵ you run into an ex boyfriend during an interrogation. except it's you being interrogated, and it's your ex boyfriend doing the interrogating.

germs ➵ @moon-light-jukebox

summary ➵ Reader is sure the resident BAU genius doesn’t like her, but she’s not sure why. But even if he did like her, he’s a germaphobe, so he wouldn’t be comfortable with the things she wants to do to him...would he?

hotch’s daughter 2 3 ➵ @pinkcoffeecup

summary ➵ When Y/n Hotchner comes back from collage, Spencer finds himself  thinking a little too much about his bosses daughter. And despite Morgan’s attempts to talk Spencer down from pursuing the young girl, he just can’t help himself.

broken pieces ➵ @radiant-reid

summary ➵ things have gotten bad between Y/N and Spencer so much where she’s seeing a therapist and it doesn’t get much better after she speaks to him.

just my type ➵ @radiant-reid

summary ➵ A pretty girl in a bar mistakes Spencer for someone else. Luckily, he's just her type and she's very impressed by his facts.

houston, we do not have a problem ➵ @radiant-reid

summary ➵ Doctor Y/n Reid's call with NASA takes a different turn when Spencer decides to have some fun with her. Based on this request

and I’ll do anything you say (if you say it with your hands) ➵ @samuel-de-champagne-problems

summary ➵ Spencer and Reader are forced to share a room, but can't resist falling into old patterns, even though it's dangerous and just might break them.

old prison blues ➵ @skiller0dani

summary ➵ when your husband Spencer gets released from Prison, he's much different then you remember.

the perils of eavesdropping ➵ @moon-light-jukebox

summary ➵ Reader is the newest member of the BAU and she is fascinated by a member that was just released from prison. Dr. Spencer Reid keeps her at a distance...but why? One day reader overhears something that hurts her feelings. Knowing what she knows now...what is she supposed to do?

this vast empty space ➵ @literaila

summary ➵ I’ve had this idea floating in my head after watching some One Tree Hill and Criminal Minds one day👀 what if the reader and Spencer have a child together but things are getting a little rocky with reader and Spence and they’re arguing so Spencer spends a lot of time at JJ’s with his child and JJ’s kids and one day the reader doesn’t let her child do something so they get mad and say they wish JJ was their mom🥺 but somehow a fluffy ending? Idk🗿 

flick, flick, burn ➵ @literaila

summary ➵ Can i request a fic where the reader and spencer are dating and the reader believes that spencer if in love with jj so she distances herself from him??? and garcia finds out and reassures her?? sorry if this doesn’t make sense but thank u if you do decide to write it!😊

the sleep chronicles ➵ @reidsacademia

summary ➵ Three times Spencer needed sleep.

purple dress ➵ @foxy-eva

summary ➵ Spencer and his coworker Fem!Reader have a friends-with-benefits agreement. When he tries to end it, she shows him what he is missing out by putting on an alluring purple dress in an attempt to seduce him.

swooping in ➵ @radiant-reid

summary ➵ Spencer accidentally, unknowingly takes the girl Morgan's trying to get to go home with him

confidential information ➵ @gubler-me-up

summary ➵ Can I have a doc with maybe Spencer season 1-2, where the team thinks he’s a virgin and doesn’t have a girlfriend but then they find out he does.

a gamble of feelings ➵ @reidslibrarybook

summary ➵ A tipsy night playing poker leads to an unexpected revealing of well-kept secrets.

smells fishy ➵ @radiant-reid

summary ➵ Out of place perfume and cologne give away a secret relationship of the BAU.

perfect shade ➵ @boldlyvoid

summary ➵ After prison, the bureau's concerned for Spencer's mental well-being... so they assign him a Personal Assistant who takes the job of making sure he's "settling in" too seriously.

space ➵ @literaila

summary ➵ who knows overhearing a conversation between your boyfriend and friend could lead to miscommunication with things.

the public eye 2 ➵ @radiant-reid

summary ➵ Spencer gets closer to a famous actress, discovering they're incredibly similar and she really likes him

tranquillement ➵ @spencerreidat3am

summary ➵ Spencer's first night home from prison is complicated

the only way home ➵ @radiant-reid

summary ➵ Mad at her boyfriend, Y/n has a little too much to drink and Spencer takes her home.

let me love you ➵ @sinfulspencer

summary ➵ Spencer takes care of his girlfriend after a bad day at work.

rough patch ➵ @leahblackk

summary ➵ A rough patch could break your heart, and break your lover’s too.

mine ➵ @boldlyvoid

summary ➵ all she needs to do is give a witness statement at the station, she ends up taking care of the sweet agent who put his life on the line to avenge her sister.

stork song ➵ @imagining-in-the-margins

summary ➵ Spencer and reader decide to get pregnant after suffering a miscarriage. It can be angsty, fluffy, smutty. I'd just love to read it.

we’re pregnant ➵ @dr-spencer-reids-queen

summary ➵ When you start showing symptoms of being sick, Spencer goes out of his mind to take care of you. When those symptoms turn to something else, he doesn’t know how to react.

it’s only you ➵ @patheticdarling

summary ➵ The aftermath of the Date Night (S15E6/No Max, just Reader). Reader is feeling really insecure about her and Spencer’s relationship after the heated kiss between Cat and him so Spencer goes the extra mile to reassure her just how much he loves her. 

tis the dam season ➵ @reidsacademia

summary ➵ The one where you go home for the holidays and meet up with your long distance booty call.

the statistical probability of falling in love ➵ @reidscanehand

summary ➵ Spencer Reid is doubtful of the statistical probability of falling in love until he meets the BAU’s new communications liaison, Y/N. Thus begins a relationship and a story of healing, growing, and finally finding the statistical probability of finding a happy ending. 

seeking comfort ➵ @gubler-me-up

summary ➵ hi! not if you've done this already but can i get one where spencer lays in between the reader's legs?? you can choose between him eating the reader out or just falling asleep there or something idk

who’s your daddy 2 3 4 5 ➵ @gubler-me-up

summary ➵ Can I request one where the reader is like Hotch’s daughter and her and Spencer hook up but he doesn’t know until she walks in one day looking for her dad.

secrets and onesies ➵ @wheelsup

summary ➵ which spencer is hiding two secrets from you. one, that he knows you’re pregnant, and two, that he’s more than ready for it.

a fairytale in vegas ➵ @writer-in-theory

summary ➵ co-workers reader and spencer were relieved to get some time away from each other over the holidays, so they're in for a surprise when their mothers let them know they'll all be spending christmas together.

the girl in the bar ➵ @radiant-reid

summary ➵ None of the team can understand why Y/n isn't into Morgan or Emily so they're shocked when she kisses Spencer

all you need ➵ @reidslibrarybook

summary ➵ You’ve been hiding your feelings from him, pushing him away and shutting him out ever since you found out about your odds of having a baby. There had to be some way he could let himself in, some way for the both of you to come to terms with what’s become.

red vault ➵ @writer-in-theory 

summary ➵ red (taylor's version) is being released on november 12th, and i have never been so excited. this album meant so much to me when it was first released and i want to do something fun to celebrate it now. soo i'm going to do a countdown to the release day and post a new fic for each song on the original album. most won't be connected to each other. this will officially start on october 25th.

Til death do us part ii ➵ @sortagaysortahigh

summary ➵ Spencer Reid’s found in Mexico, accused of murder, drug possession, and the intent to distribute. His wife and FBI Agent-Nefeli Thalia Reid-goes through different stages of grief while the team works to get him back to the States. 

how you get the girl ➵ @mischiefmanaged71

summary ➵ Spencer is stumped by his work crush and finding a way to ask her out so he enlists the help of the team.

extra credit ➵ @lyrelyretheresmeninthathorse

summary ➵ Reader visits Spencer at his office and inadvertently discovers that some of his students are interested in more than his seminars.

the story of us ➵ @boldlyvoid

summary ➵ Stories you already know, with a twist.

practice with graffiti lettering styles turned into a series with the batfam lmao

(reblogs appreciated! im a whore for attention)

Friendly reminder!

Batkids + Bruce + Alcohol Let's do it First things first, Damian doesn't like alcohol AND HE'S A MINOR so he's excluded, and Bruce only waits for his kids to become 21 years old for these special moments Dick: The first time he had alcohol with Bruce was on his 21st birthday, and it's a night to remember because they both got white girl wasted and Alfred spent the entire night making sure they were comfortable and not stepping foot outside the manor as Batman and Nightwing. There's even a few photos of Bruce and Dick singing karaoke with glasses of craft beer in hand. Jason: Oh dear god. Not only did the motherfucker speak in an Irish accent, he also convinced a very drunk Bruce to dance with him to very loud Irish songs and Dick just sat there in horror but also astonishment because Bruce dancing is a sight to behold. Dick was a bit buzzed but not as drunk as Jason and Bruce. Tim: He got convinced to drink a few beers on his 21st birthday by Jason and Dick while Bruce was away but he came home with bottles of whiskey, tequila and vodka. Tim got excited, the four drank like crazy, and Alfred had a blast laughing at all of them because Tim was quoting Shakespeare while Jason and Dick were acting out a few scenes from Shakespeare's plays and Bruce was really fucking gone in the corner. (Damian would always watch them with Alfred and laugh too.) Duke: He knows how to party. Let's just say, the morning after Duke's 21st birthday was incredible because no one remembered what happened the night before and somehow Dick was on the roof, Jason fell asleep on the driveway, Tim somehow wound up in the bathtub of one of the bathrooms, and Bruce woke up on the counter in the kitchen. Duke was nowhere to be seen until the evening where he was found in the garden, snoring with a bucket of his vomit near him. Cassandra: She knows how to hold her alcohol as a first-time drinker, and she's bested everyone in many drinking games on her 21st birthday. Dick was in 5th place, Jason and Bruce came in 3rd place, Tim was tied with Duke on 2nd place and somehow Cass convinced Alfred to drink too. Even in the morning, she was sober and just a little bit tipsy after her 20th bottle of Jack Daniels. Stephanie: Light-weight but with a lot of violence! On her 21st birthday, she was already smashed after her 2nd shot of tequila but she kept going like a champion and fought Jason in drunken rage. She's pretty violent, and this took place not in the manor but at one of the bars in Gotham. There was a lot of fighting in the bar that night and a lot of regulars now respect her as she came out on top as the winner. Bruce also wound up in that fight and had to go to the hospital because he not only got the lights punched out but he wound up with a broken leg and a broken nose. It was pretty funny though. Bonus! Alfred drinking with Bruce when he turned 21. Oh my god. Alfred loves to tell the story at parties to embarrass Bruce who can't live it down, so here's what happened: When Bruce turned 21, he bought a lot of whiskey, rum and vodka as well as some craft beer, and he had the brilliant idea to try and outdrink Alfred in a contest. Now do note that Alfred knows very well how to hold his liquor to a godly level like Cassandra, and he had the honor of watching a 21 year old Bruce Wayne turn from serious and professional to loud, emotional and very giggly. He somehow ended up at his parents' gravestones and told his dad that he drank a horse full of whiskey before blacking out, falling over, breaking his nose on his mother's gravestone and having to be dragged home by his legs. Alfred will never forget it, and neither will he let Bruce forget it.