Latest Posts by dead-poet-neil - Page 3

Buffalo bill shoulda just bought a pair of amazon titties and been done with it

LET THE EARTH OPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY EX BEST FRIEND A POST ABOUT HIMBO CITY THREE TIMES ON PINTEREST WE HAVENT TALKED IN 4 MONTHS SHES GOING TO HATE ME OMG I CANT. IM NEVER GOING TO RECOVER HELP

i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access

who are asexuals 😔

[This disappointment wants to be a moist dragon]

me: im not really an ocd kinda person

also me: *clenches teeth on beat with the road lines as they hit the bottom of the windshield while driving*

someone needs to give blackbeard the power of eyeliner.

How the fuck do people lose their minds??? its locked so securely in your skull.

like stop being irresponsible, put an airtag on that shit

William Fucking Byers

ARE OTHER PEOPLE ALSO IN LOVE WITH 1990 EDDIE????

eddie spaghetti <3

as i listen to my Nintendo music on blast and sip from my tea, i can feel the outside storm blasting through me with thunder and rain.

my mood changed every 5 minutes when a new song comes on now, just now when writing this the song changed from new donk city festival (japanese) super mario odyssey to Nintendo 3ds music find mii I NOW FEEL MEDIEVAL NOT JAZZY!!1

screw you hoes im so funny what the fuck

YALL I JUST REALISED EDWARD CULLEN WAS ALIVE JURING THE 70'S WHICH MEANS TO BLEND IN HE WAS PROBABLY SPORTING LONG BRAIDED HAIR AND FUCKING FLARES

CAN YOU IMAGINE

"Can the society of bad back pain please stand?"

*groaning from the stands*

"you wear fine things well"

crying, screaming, shitting my pants, projectile vomiting, ripping my face off, violently convulsing, punching holes through my tv, ripping the carpet out. shaving my head, Tattooing "live laugh love" on my ankle, becoming a salesman, pitching you a life insurance scam for 40 minutes on the phone, you agree because im charming, it was a ploy, i needed the money for a time machine, i travel to the 18th century, i slap stede bonnet in the face.

Criminal or not, sometimes it's good to be wanted.

My slowly penpal is so cute i love them :(((

"I know what it's like to be depressed and no person deserves it I hope he gets better, whether it be by medication or other means. I also hope you're asleep by now, if not I'm willing to try and help by just letting you vent more. - KitKat, ♡"

:((( they're so nice!!!

Do you ever think about those nights where the sunset is so bright and beautiful that it stains the surrounding clouds in a magical, bright, pink. It's just so marvelous, it's the perfect way to end a day.

And those somber nights where everything has let you down, everybody has left you, and the sky is no longer the pitch black it always was but a moss green.

And everything is suddenly valuable.

I want brown eyes so fucking bad OH MY GODDDD I would look like a goddess like goddam

... ask me about my magnifying glass

I want the whole world to be in the state where it's either dusk or dawn, you can't really tell. And the whole sky, everything is a vomit green and if you look for clouds you'll see them right on the horizon and my headphones are just about to die but my favourite song is playing so they'll hold on till the end.

Guys I socialised and it was easy omg all I had to do was actually do it. AND IT WORKED.

Ugh I'm so sexy, WERE SO SEXY

Bro look at you 😩

Ugh can't even compare to you :(

YES THE F,BI.....SEXUALS

if i was a star and you were a star i would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

no one talk to me rn

and what makes Ed happy?

OFMD thoughts.

This show is so absolutely beautiful and  romantic, the very passionate and fiery emotion in just one episode could make me pull an Icarus, and fly to the sun and have my wings of happiness melt as i plummet to my fucking death all while my will to live burns to a crisp with only my tears to save it from its fiery doom. IF I DON'T GET A SEASON TWO I WILL  MURDER CASEY BLOYS HIM SELF AND WATCH AS THE BLOOD FALLS FROM HIS LIMP ,  LIFELESS BODY.

Anyways guys i highly recommend this show, i think its rlly good, good plot and character development, 10/10

lolll relating to, i threw glass at my friends eye and now im on probation, lyrics way too much rn :(