Remember When Olenna Called The Most Powerful Man (Tywin) In Westeros A Raging Homo. And She Admired

tumblr should have an ” i feel u” button on posts

i know that when a book describes dragons picking up their riders they probably mean scruffing them by the neck in their mouths like a kitten, but i always imagine something like this

1st oc: hi im just a normal highschooler im kinda depressed but i swear im not a mary sue

30th oc:

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

I want to be able to have relatively the same person at the age of 25 but born in different times like one or in the Middle Ages and one born in the 90s and so on. Then I want to give the all copious amounts of the same drug(still trying to decide which one) and see what that shit does to em.

Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep