Decaffeinatedfreakturtlelan-blog - Hanging By A Thread

Life has been hitting so hard, I can’t even clown around

Masterlist of The Shadows That Nurture

The post that birthed the idea

Also posted on AO3 cuz why not

Chapters

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

More to come

Asks

Ask 1

Ask 2

Ask 3

Other Stuff

Behind The Scene 1

Behind The Scene 2

Rambling and asking y'alls opinion

holy shit y’all should watch this one, what an admirable person

Danny Phantom AU where his eyes glow or at least reflect even in human form

So basically all I want to see is one of the Fentons going downstairs at 3 AM only to find Danny raiding the fridge with his glowing eyes

Me(a practicing occultist/satanist of 7 years):*approaches my mom with three miniature baphomet statues in one hand and a box cutter in the other*

My Christian mother:😐…can I help you🤨

Me: can you cut me so I can but blood on these

My mom:…

Me:…

My Christian nurse mother: first of all I’m not cutting you with a rusty box cutter

Me:☹️

My mom: second of all there’s a way easier way of doing this that won’t probably lead to an infection *leaves and comes back with an insulin needle*

Me: wait

My mom: *grabs one of my fingers and squeezes it to cut off circulation* hold still

Me: *me freaking out because I think this I gonna hurt* waitwaitwaitwaitwait

Mom:*poke*

Me:

Mom:

Me: oh

Mom: yeah you dramatic weirdo

The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.

One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.