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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

I think it needs to be said more that fic writers are not there to cater to a particular reader’s interests, and they shouldn’t be expected to. If you find a fic you enjoy, it’s because in that moment your interests overlap with the writer’s, not because they specifically created it for you, and it’s a healthy boundary to keep. Readers shouldn’t get insulted if the writer posts a fic that doesn’t align with their interests or fandoms; it’s not meant as a personal slight or anything, it’s just the writer writing for themselves, the way they’ve been doing all along. 

It’s really easy to get invested in a fic or a writer and feel close to them because of it, or to have a lot of interests that align with a writer’s and make assumptions about how a fic is going to go/what they’re going to write because of it, but…not everything is for you specifically, and learning that makes things easier for everyone involved. It’s not a slight, and it’s not an insult. It’s just the Venn diagram of fandom and interests overlapping in some places but not others. 

Life has been hitting so hard, I can’t even clown around

Hannibal (2013-2015)

One of the crew members said it took six people holding the door up on the other side to keep Mads from breaking it down

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

i wish you guys could hear the noises i'm making. what the fuck is that thang

Me(a practicing occultist/satanist of 7 years):*approaches my mom with three miniature baphomet statues in one hand and a box cutter in the other*

My Christian mother:😐…can I help you🤨

Me: can you cut me so I can but blood on these

My mom:…

Me:…

My Christian nurse mother: first of all I’m not cutting you with a rusty box cutter

Me:☹️

My mom: second of all there’s a way easier way of doing this that won’t probably lead to an infection *leaves and comes back with an insulin needle*

Me: wait

My mom: *grabs one of my fingers and squeezes it to cut off circulation* hold still

Me: *me freaking out because I think this I gonna hurt* waitwaitwaitwaitwait

Mom:*poke*

Me:

Mom:

Me: oh

Mom: yeah you dramatic weirdo

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

thE FUCKING TEXT IS STILL SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME IM GONNA FUCKIGN PSIS MYSELF

thE FUCKING TEXT IS STILL SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME IM GONNA FUCKIGN PSIS MYSELF

209. Sleepy

I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

Derek: I can't believe I'm about to say this... but we need to rescue- *gags* Stiles: Uh-? Derek: we need to-dry heaves* Stiles: you-You don't have to say it. I- Derek: No no. I have to do this. We need to rescue pee-*loud gag*  Stiles: Derek, painfully: We need to rescue PETER FUCK Stiles as Derek bends over breathing heavy: Proud of you. I know that wasn't easy for you  Derek: I feel sick

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please don’t fuck my dad

At the end of the day it’s up to him

1st oc: hi im just a normal highschooler im kinda depressed but i swear im not a mary sue

30th oc:

can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]