Latest Posts by deerglitter - Page 3

god didn’t make me a man bc he knew that if i was one i’d be a male manipulator performative clairo listener matcha drinking thrift addict and too many of those is harmful to the ecosystem

so full of love....ngh ~

just remembered that one time when i was heavy in my ed where i broke a 4 day fast with lettuce dipped in hot sauce. LIKE I DIDNT ENJOY THAT IM CRYING I WAS SO STUPID LMFAOOO

i wanna bitchslap the old me this is why i’m eating saltwater taffy rn AFTER eating a fatass burger for dinner. LIFE IS LIT DAWG

i keep seeing those whimsical girls on tt doing cutesy makeup and they draw spirals on their nose bridges and i was like “omg i wanna do that” but then remembered i have glasses and can’t. life is a prison

who up

gooning?

Some of y'all be so sad and dark all the time and you're not realizing that you're very hard to be around like I get it if you're depressed or if you're having a bad day, totally get that go take your break but if you're constantly bringing down other people with you because of how sad you are everybody's gonna get tired of you eventually

everyone who has ever fumbled me should feel a deep sense of shame and self loathing because why would u fumble such an authentic wondrous esoteric whimsical joypilled baddie like are you insane …

god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink

me when 😁😁 mother’s day is tmrw 😁😁 but thinking abt my mom makes me nauseous 😁😁😁 and talking to her makes me super scared 😁😁 so i am full of dread 😁😁

you’ll tell someone u have a reptile or invertebrate as a pet and they’ll go “i’d fucking curbstomp your scorpion if i saw it. i kill snakes for fun. your pet is disgusting” and then act like you’re the weird one. it’s one thing to be afraid of the animal, you don’t have to tell me how you’d violently gore it if you had the chance tho

“all i need is a love song!!” media literacy☹️….the lyrics r literally “i’m just an insect, trying to get out of the night, i only stick with you, BECAUSE THERE ARE NO OTHERS.”

like the person IS BAD FOR YOU!! YOU ARE THERE FOR THE SAKE OF AVOIDING LONELINESS!! there are no others and they are all you have so you stay. hence the comparisons to an animal in a hot car, or a moth stuck in the light. none of these are positive. there is no love in this song it’s just obsession with the person to the point they become the only thing in focus. ITS NOT LOVE IDC HOW MANY TIMES HE SAYS “you are all i need” ITS NEGATIVE!!!!

forced to say 'it's okay' instead of throwing a chair at them

you are not here to solve the universe. youre here to taste it, to walk in the woods and not name every tree, to kiss someone and not know if it will last; that is the great ordinary courage of being alive

got bit by a brown recluse. not once, not twice, THREE TIMES. dude must’ve got stuck in my pant leg a few days ago and i’ve finally realized what the bites are from. ughhshshhhs i’m COOKED

me when i have a conversation with my friend about one of my other friends and my perspective on the situation is entirely changed and now i have to reconsider decisions i’ve made 😨

bruh it’s 9am and i’ve already finished all the nyt games what am i supposed to do for the rest of the day 🥀🥀

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reaction emoji and leftovers from me making emoji combos yk what sure !!

@bootleghellokitty16 @indigoflavoredpopsicle @happyepictimez

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

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@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

i love tumblr cuz i can post smth about the small joys of life and be all esoteric and immediately follow it with a post abt my love for pussy and nobody will think i’m weird

operation pick a career for the foreseeable future and also pick a major for said career and then pick a college to go to for that major. starting never bc i am too indecisive for this

i’m supposed to be a teenage freak forever UGH THIS IS UNFAIR

Bushes are sooo nasty like they literally don't look good at all NOBODY can prove me wrong NOBODY will send me a photo proving me wrong

I get so sad when I see road kill like they were probably just trying to cross the street to their babies and they just got ran over 🙁

i hate men why did this obnoxious ass no sense of personal space idiot motherfucker decide to sit next to me on the bus. stop touching me i hate you and want you dead. this is a ONE person seat holy shit get run over

BE MY BBM BABY!! MIDDLE OF THE NIGHTTT WAKIN UP TO WRITEEE!!! BE MY BBM BABYYY!!!

today is so north by clairo like soundwise idk it doesn’t make sense,,today is just super duper clairo. also bags recorded at electric lady studios that one too

i was such a weird lonely little girl and maybe i grew to be a weird lonely woman but idc i built this life for myself and maybe it doesn’t always make sense to others and maybe isn’t always easy or beautiful but it is mine and i cherish it

life is actually so mint when u just stop caring what other ppl think. like dude im graduating next year trust and believe idgaf abt what someone i’ll never talk to again thinks. it’s so silly like i used to care sm abt how ppl perceived me that it robbed me of my joy like how dumb could i be to do that??? my life is my own and ill do what i please with it at the end of the day. live ur life !!!

omg i love your blog we should be best friends

yesss ofc!!! ur blog is actually so perfect too omg i’ve never seen more relatable stuff in one place

having my goofy ahh dad make me grilled cheese bc this guy just kinda does what i say

liked an ig reel on my main acc abt dryhumping who’s proud of me,,, i hope my irls see it thats peak

i hate living with MEN i should be able to walk around my house in my pretty lacy bras but no i have to be modest. so fucking sick and twisted i can’t wait to live alone