I’m feral because I can’t achieve my dreams in love and I’m ok with that because it’s my fault. I’m an introvert to the max babes
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Latest Posts by demisexual-dryad - Page 10
I’ll repost the baby
Winged AU narumitsu art teehee~
Definitely didn’t research up different birds to assign one to edgeworth only to not use the feather markings.
(I did. I absolutely did that.)
I think once Phoenix has trucy in his life he would probably make it a priority to learn to cook in order to take care of her. Definitely think that for some reason Edgeworth can bake well, but Pheonix cannot bake nothin for shit.
I think Phoenix in the beginning probably OVER seasoned his food. Either it was burned or too salty, spicy, etc for trucy to want to eat it. But he would’ve kept trying to do better because he’s got a kid now, yknow?
Maya and pearl may have stepped in at some point after checking in on Phoenix and finding that he is a bisexual disaster both in and outside of his kitchen.
Out of the two of them, I think Phoenix is probably the better cook (eventually) seeing as he as more of a creative and open streak than edgeworth does, which is kinda important for cooking in general. Like Phoenix (once he gets a hang of cooking in general) is more resourceful when it comes to meal planning and finding ways to be frugal through making leftovers into multiple kinds of dishes so nobody gets bored of the food before it’s finished off. I think edgeworth can bake because it’s something his whole family did with him when he was a wee lad. Like they say him up on the kitchen counter and taught him how to crack an egg and measure flour and how to mix everything together correctly.
But when they first meet in court? Fuck no they can’t cook for shit lmao.
Okay. So cooking and feeding yourself and others just means alot to me (even tho i burn alot of stuff teehee) but i just read alot of different hc for these two and cooking and wanna do a poll cuz i got brain worm. Anyways my specific HC under the cut
Okay so i honestly think neither knew how to cook dureing the events of the first game. Phoenix, i think could cook a bit but it would be very bland cuz he doesn't know how spices work and i also think he burnt stuff alot. He didnt seem like he had the time to learn to cook between lawschool and wanting to save edgeworth. He's always been better at takeing care of others than takeing care of himself so i dont think he was a particularly good cook dureing the events of the first and especially second game. This bitch has never looked at a recipe.
Edgeworth on the other hand probably hasent ever needed to cook like ever. Gregory might have had miles help in the kitchen but after miles moved into the von karma household he never really used a kitchen outside of a kettle maybe. He doesn't know how ovens work. When in Europe after the first game is when he startss to learn some cooking. I think its part of his learning to care for himself. Treat yourself kindly and make yourself a nice meal is the idea. I think at first its disastrous. He may have had to put out some fires. I think he improves in cooking when he starts to improve himself, sort of like a reflection of his progress. By the time he returns in the secound game hes able to cook better than phoenix but only if following a recipe.
Phoenix doesnt see major improvement untill his disbarment. The first few years dont see much improvement but in tye last few years he spends time in europe with edgeworth and something they do together is cook. They choose a recipe and follow it, and phoenix starts useing those recipes when they return home.
By the time phoenix gets his badge back i think they are both pretty capable cooks and have a decent understanding of how to use spices and not set fires. I think in the end edgeworth is the better cook overall but phoenix isnt too far behind, he just has more kitchen accidents bit he also cooks more than edgeworth since he likes to feed people.
Anyways i have more thoughts bit o need to sleep and also i cant find the words cuz it makes me too happy
Trucy definitely only tells them about the marrying other farmers feature when they’re at like year 10, which results in an immediate divorce and remarriage to themselves. Miles saw the recipe for the wedding ring and didn’t understand what it was for in like year one, because he didn’t know that you marry villagers with the necklace.
Now that they are married, Pheonix has discovered he can kiss miles in game whenever, and interrupts everything that they do together and miles just glares at him from across the room like: “you better cut that shit out rn” but phoenix thinks his pouty face is hilarious, and phoenix’s laugh makes miles so soft he can’t stay mad.
Also, phoenix totally sold/gifted their fist prismatic gem without realizing it and miles upon realizing this was so mad.
When they get their first baby, miles DEFINITELY sits there clicking the crib and making the lil bean happy for like a solid minute straight. And he gets teary eyed (despite being very sure he never wanted kids of his own irl), and has accidentally given himself baby fever via video game. I imagine the interaction went something like this:
Miles: “ITS JUST SO CUTE, PHOENIX CANT IM GONNA CRY T~T”
Phoenix: laughing “miles calm down it’s a pixelated baby we need to go to the next day go to bed already.”
Next day: -baby is now standing in the crib and doing the little excited dance animation upon seeing papa miles-
Miles: “PHOENIX OUR BABY IS STANDING NOW”
Phoenix: “aw what a cute feature!”
Phoenix: -sips grape juice-
Miles: “Phoenix do you think we could have a baby of our own? Or Would that be unfair to Trucy, Kay, and Apollo you think?”
Phoenix: -chokes on grape juice so hard it comes out his nose- “I’M SORRY WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY MILES-“
@sleepysquib and I were discussing Stardew Valley and Ace Attorney and we said that Phoenix would have sunflowers on his farm, and that Miles would be a sheriff (Phoenix convinced him that a sheriff was a western samurai)
This can count for both an AU where they move to the valley or for them playing the game itself, but this one is specifically about them playing the game (Trucy showed it to them)
Phoenix immediately starts rizzing up all 12 bachelors, but Miles (unaware of this feature) just starts to farm
And then he sees Phoenix romancing everyone and he’s like “!! :(( But this was supposed to be me playing a silly game with my husband…”
Phoenix tells him it’s just a game and that he could pick one of the bachelors if he wanted, so Miles ends up picking Shane but he can’t figure out why. Phoenix doesn’t know why either at first.
Phoenix also ends up landing on just Harvey because his secret autism for airplanes reminds him of Miles’s secret autism for the steel samurai
But once Phoenix sees Shane’s winter outfit, he realizes Miles picked him because he reminded Edgeworth of Phoenix and he finds that very funny
Also Nick would definitely talk in a southern accent while playing and both of them would get way too into character
Phoenix wright being phoenix wright yknow.
"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.
Want want want want want
Book Stack Earrings // Elli Creates
I hate that I’ve been on a fan art kick recently but I have no earthly willpower or knowledge on how to finish my pieces, and I don’t wanna post them until I’m finished. I need motivation yall, it’s pride month I gotta post about those fictional alphabet mafia couples, it’s a crime not to.
That relatable moment when you eat sugar and then your medication for ADHD may or may not be causing you heart palpitations but you can’t tell cause it could just be the ✨sugar✨
Me rn.
I felt that queen
worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
God I wish I had some lmao
shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer
“What could the symbolism possibly be? What could this mean?!”
-Dan and Arin, hosts of the silly video game channel
Desirée: I feel in love with my Ronnie at first sight because he came to defend me and he saved me even though he was a stranger.
Phoenix:
You’re doing so good tho!
drawing food and eating is hard
This is how I would like to exist pls and thanks
May I just say….
Goddamn that’s a long ass foxglove stalk dude tf kinda steroids they giving it? Creatine? Testosterone???? Good GOD.
Rousham House, Oxfordshire, England by Lindsey Renton
Ye🤘🏻 World is diverse either accept that fact or get left behind. It do be sink or swim out here this pool don’t got no lifeguards. Well, it does, but most them drown trying to save those too stubborn to change.
reblog if you support:
• pre- or non-hrt trans people
• genderfluid/non-binary people who want hrt
• genderfluid/non-binary people who don't want hrt
• pre- or non-op trans people
• tall transfems
• short transmascs
• fat/plus size trans people
• fem trans men
• masc trans women
• transmascs who don't/can't/won't bind
• transfems who don't/can't/won't tuck
• transfems with wide shoulders
• transmascs with wide hips
• genderfluid/non-binary people with facial hair or tits
• genderfluid people whose presentation is static but their gender is not
• non-binary people whose desired presentation is how society says their agab should present
• transmascs who bind but still have a visible chest
• non- conventionally-attractive trans people
• non-conforming trans people
• non-"passing" trans people
• non-stereotypical trans people
We don't all fit into cisnormative society's bullshit stereotypes!
I'm trying to prove a point to some transphobic relatives. Back me up tumblr.
It’s like when you bring home a new dog and your other, slightly older dog just decide it’s time to try and hump each-other. Non-stop. That’s her face right now. “For fucks sake break it up you two.”
32 kiss while someone watches, ft Ema suffering while klapollo kiss at a crime scene
shes at her fucking limit
Broseph, my sibling in Christ. As someone who identifies as being demisexual and panromantic, meaning I could fall in love with anyone at all…
I’ve seen so many people who are just objectively attractive (in the aesthetic sense) regardless of gender identity. Pretty people have no gender, I believe they are simply in a league of their own.
I’ve seen women with glasses, pixie cuts, and strong noses who make me question if I’m demi because they look like little cherubs.
I’ve seen men with long hair and fem or masc features who make me think I’m in a dnd campaign, and I’ve seen men with short hair and soft features that make me go “babey” and activate my maternal instinct that I’ve never had the words to express other than I’m ✨on the ace spec✨
I’ve seen people whose gender I couldn’t quite discern because the andro vibes are vibing and I’ve gone “ooo pretty”.
I’ve seen trans men who look like they could’ve been the main character of a romance film.
I’ve seen trans women who make me think I’m unworthy of womanhood they’re so beautiful (in the most objective of ways, like fields of flowers)
I’ve met straight women with soft faces and eyes of gems who make me question why someone hasn’t put a ring on that already.
I’ve met straight men with soft round faces and glasses who make me wonder how anyone functions around them. Babey.
ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE ARE JUST ATTRACTIVE. It has nothing to do with sexuality, “transness”, gender identity, or otherwise.
How does anyone not understand that? Have they never looked at Micheal Angelo’s “David” and thought. “Damn. That’s a beautiful piece of art”? It’s the same damn thing. Jfc
Trying to prove a point to my transphobic parents
Reblog if trans men are REAL, VALID AND HANDSOME MEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS
Reblog if trans women are REAL, VALID, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS
And finally, because it's a part of my argument for this point, and also because they are,
Reblog if nonbinary and genderqueer people in general, are REAL, VALID, AND GORGEOUS PEOPLE, NO MATTER HOW THEY PASS
My dear, most of the fandom draws it whichever way they like.
You’re doing great sweetie it looks like Pheonix therefore it IS Pheonix. It’s perfect.
That one meme
Guys I don't know how to draw phoenix wright's hair forgive me. I'm on the brink of TEARS
It’s giving castle swimmer
The little mershark Phoenix Wright went to visit his friend Edgeworth wanting to ask him to go out and explore the nearby reefs! Edgeworth isn't too fond of being out in the open sun like Wright is but he has trouble saying no to his adventurous friend.
Happy Mermay everyone! Still working on the rough sketches for the next half of the Turnabout Pokemon Reunion comic but I have another piece coming soon!
You can join my Patreon where I'll be posting WIP for future pieces!
Apollo looks like he’s starting to realize something about himself lmfao this is perfection
for the character / expression sketches… 1e and 3a, Apollo and Klavier, please? Thinking that Apollo says something unintentionally funny and he’s shocked when Klavier genuinely giggles :3 could work vice versa tho, whatever you want! thank you very much !
First time drawing both Klavier and Apollo, wahoo
That is a weird as fuck way to think about cuddling. Most animals (and kids too) are either given something to snuggle or seek out something to snuggle. Kids snuggle with blankies, stuffies, and their mothers. She’s weird if she thinks that all cuddling and canoodling is somehow sexual, especially if she ever rocked her babes to sleep while LITERALLY CUDDLING THEM. It’s a sign of trust and comfort.
pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
Thank you….
happy pride to all my aspecs and arospecs out there
happy pride to asexuals
happy pride to aromantics
happy pride to aplatonics
happy pride to aroaces
happy pride to alloaces
happy pride to alloaros
happy pride to het aces/aros
happy pride to demi romantics/sexuals
happy pride to grey romantics/sexuals
happy pride to ace/arospecs in platonic, romantic, and/or sexual relationships, or relationships that dont fit into any of those categories
happy pride to ace/arospecs who aren't in relationships and never want to be
happy pride to people who use microlables to describe their ace/arospec identity
we are all valid and we belong in this community no matter what anyone says. we deserve pride too.
This.
Science History!
AHHHH MY DEMI HEART CANT HANDLE THIS RECOGNITION….
Thank you kind soul…
Happy pride!! Here are some Feenies I made as requested by the server