Skinny Shrimp Scampi Over Low Carb Zoodles - 170 Kcal/11g Protein

How to poop again

Y’all my pro tip if you can’t poop is to eat dried apricots if you are not afraid of them or buy Macrogol. It’s a different kind of laxative and it doesn’t work instant but takes 1-3 days to work but it’s way more safe than regular laxatives. Also it doesn’t cause crazy diarrhea and stomach pain. They just soften your stool. You can take them for 2 weeks straight with no harm. Then you just need to take a break for a few days and after that continue taking them for 2 weeks etc. Even babies can take this.

I restrict a lot but still take a shit thanks to both BUT don’t overdo both or take them together bc then you WILL get diarrhea and stomach pain and you don’t want this. Maybe do this if you haven’t pooped in a week. But otherwise NO.

Also buttermilk is very good for you digestion. It’s filling and both low in calories and fat.

Please tell me if it worked for you and have a good poop! 💖

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My fav safe low-cal foods <3

I made sure to include foods in all the food groups for y’all! It’s important to eat healthy food in a rounded diet not just low cal food. A bad unbalanced diet can slow down metabolism.

Ily :)

-Fruit leathers(50cals)

-Rice cakes(35cals)

-peach(50-70 depending on size prob 60)

-clementine(35)

-cheesestick(80)

-boom chicka pop popcorn(70 cals a cup!!!!!!!!!!<3)

-instant oatmeal cup(150cals-good for meals!)

-Fibre one bars(70cals a bar)

-Kashi bars(120cals a bar)

-“Made Good” vanilla crispy squares-basically Rice Krispies(90 cals)

-Gerber yogurt melts-baby food but whateva(30 cals)

-jello cup(70cals)

-bag of pretzel sticks(100cals)

-goldfish(120cals for 55 pieces)

-Foturkey slices(100cals for 5 slices!!!!! I’m vegetarian and usually only take one slice of “meat” for 20cals)

-a cucumber(10 cals)

-1 boiled egg(84cals)

-slice of multigrain bread(60cals)

-spinach(extreme low cal and v healthy-7cals per cup)

-fudgesicle(v yummy and only 100cals a bar)

-watermelon(85 cals in a pound!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Low Cal Filling "Meals"

no more cheating yourself out of a full tummy w/ 3 tiny 150kcal cookies! :3

🥀 120kcal

1 cup of gluten free stuffing + 6 small carrots

🥥 90kcal

5 little potatoes + 1 tbsp of ketchup

🥀 100kcal

1 cup of regular cheerios

🥥 120kcal

3 cornthins + 5 tsp of mustard

🥀 90kcal

1 can of chicken broth, 6 small carrots + 5 brussel sprouts

🥥 94kcal

1 cup of sour rye soup + 2 hard boiled eggs minus yolk

🥀 110kcal

1 slice of bimbo toasted white bread + 1 tbsp jam

🥥 105kcal

1/2 a cup of green beans + 1/2 a cup of minute white rice

🥀 137kcal

greek yogurt, half a banana + 5 blueberries

🥥 130kcal

2 regular slices of pumpernickel bread

🥀 155kcal

1/4 of a cup porridge powder + 1/2 cup of milk

🥥 120kcal

1/2 a cup of gravy + 5 mashed little potatoes

🥀 101kcal

1/2 a cup of marie callender's canned chicken dumpling soup + 1 cup of broccoli

🥥 64kcal

10 frozen grapes + half a cup of watermelon blended w/ ice + 5 medium strawberries

🥀 128kcal

1 tbsp manuka honey + 1 green apple

🥥 110kcal

1 slice of 647 bread + applesauce

🥀 94kcal

1/2 a cup of muir glen diced tomatoes, 2 cups of shredded lettuce + 2 tbsp / 1 oz of turkey

🥥 114kcal

1/2 cup of corn, 2 little potatoes + 1 small cucumber (optional: 1 tbsp sour cream for 23 extra calories)

disclaimer - I haven't tried all of these but most of them are pretty good

Food Log: 9/14

Hey everyone! I’ve let myself go a lot over the summer from being in IOP but now I’m motivated to get back to my lw, or maybe even my ugw :) So, I’m gonna start tracking my food each day and upload it here, as well as do some fasting

Breakfast:

Sugar-free Gum (5 cal)

Black Coffee (15 cal)

20 cals

Lunch:

skipped

Dinner:

Tilapia Fish (218 cal)

Broccoli (31 cal)

Cauliflower Rice (35 cal)

284 cals

Total: 304 cals

would today technically be an OMAD? Or does black coffee break a fast idk😭 I was aiming for a fast today but lmk if I made any errors here

guys. holy shit.

stop sleeping on baby snacks!!!!! it sounds weird, but gerber cereal puffs and yogurt melts are super low cal and delicious. apart from fruits and vegetables, these are my go-to when i need a snack or on a low calorie day. i'm surprised this isn't already a thing within the ed community because it's a lifesaver.

Vegan Broccoli Mushroom Fettuccini (120 calories)

*THIS IS MY RECIPE*

[240 calories in whole recipe, makes about 2 servings, 120 calories each.]

1 package tofu Shirataki fettuccini (20)

1 bunch broccolini (50)

10 shiitake mushrooms (10)

1 huge garlic clove (0)

A small bunch of chives (5)

1 Tbs vegan ricotta (20)

2 tsp vegan chicken bouillon (10)

1 tsp oregano (0)

2 tsp basil (0)

1 tsp onion powder (5)

1 tsp garlic powder (5)

Pepper (0)

Salt (0)

2 Tbs nutritional yeast (5)

Water

1 tsp turmeric (0)

1/5 package firm tofu (70)

1 tsp Avocado oil (40)

Squeeze of lemon juice (0)

Rinse and boil Shirataki noodles for 4 minutes, drain. Cook in a dry pan over med-high heat for 10 minutes, tossing frequently. Set noodles aside.

Combine water, bouillon, herbs + spices, S+P, nutritional yeast, ricotta, chives, lemon juice, and garlic until evenly mixed.

Heat oil in pan. Add tofu and mushrooms. Cook until golden. Add broccolini and cook covered until they are bright green.

Return noodles to pan, add sauce, toss, and cover. Cook for about 2 minutes, allowing mixture to coat other ingredients and cook off excess water.

Serve

Low cal starbucks drinks!

Also, a almond milk latte! No sugar too. It has to be low because it’s just steamed almond milk on black coffee and it’s so good

| low cal recipes ideas |

i gathered all my favourite snack ideas (mainly for myself lol) hope you enjoy<3 ofc calories may vary according to different ingredients.

i know it's hard, but still - eating small portions is better than not eating. i don't want my brain to be eaten by my body and feel dead all the time (although i still do lmao/).

| chocolate cake [140/148]|

ingredients: -20g sweetener (you can add more or less, it's up to you) [0] -20g flour [73] -10g coco powder [23] -2 egg whites [34] -10 blueberries (optional - i like adding them) [8]

1. whip egg whites to the point when they are kinda stiff, then add dry ingredients. 2. mix everything. add blueberries on top. 3. put in the oven for about 20 minutes (170°C or 338°F) 4. leave for a few minutes, so it stiffens.

| banana pancakes [160] |

ingredients: -1 banana [depends on size, let's say 90] -2 egg whites [34] -10g flour [36] (if you want them to be better consistency, add more)

1. whip egg whites, like in the last recipe 2. mash bananas and add them. 3. add flour and mix. as i said, if you aren't satisfied w consistency, you should add more flour 4. put some oil on pan and make some small pancakes (they will be kinda tiny, so this means they will cook faster) 5. after they've cooked, serve them with chosen toppings.

| pita [108] |

ingredients: -30g flour [108] -1/2 tsp baking powder [0] -1 tsp salt [0] -4 tbsp water [0] (you might want to add more or less, depends on what consistency you want to achieve)

1. mix everything together 2. cook like pancakes from last recipe 3. voilà!

but from this pita you could do -> | mini pizza [148] |

ingredients: -pita [108] -tbsp of tomato sauce [40] -spices like oregano or basil [0]

1. just add sauce and spices on one side of pita. 2. cook some more time and again, voilà!

| banana oat cookies |

ingredients: -2 bananas [180] -80g oats [300] (you could also add things like cinnamon, raisins or peanut butter, it depends on what you like)

1. mash bananas, add oats. 2. on baking paper form small cookies, don't forget about spaces between them. 3. bake for 20 minutes (180°C or 356°F) to calculate calories from this one you have to do bit of math but dont worry i got you 480 (+ cals from your own ingredients, but only if u added them ofc) : (number of cookies) = calories for one cookie so if you baked 10 cookies w/o any extra ingredients, one cookie is only 48 calories :)

✿❀5 Cal Blueberry Gummy❀✿

~Not my recipe (obvi)

~I imagine you can sub out blueberries for other berries

~You can substitute the agar agar for gelatin but it may add a few calories