🖖 (derogatory) seconded
remember when Jim introduced Spock to his own parents lmao we stan a legend
lets roll up with mama
I believe this movie is Once Upon A Time or something
Clementina Alexandra Rebecca Rebecca of Arloley
Enjoy this fun little game while we anxiously await the arrival of the royal baby #2!
Funny Unnecessary Explosions.
Unnecessary Explosions.
Aries: Screaming, throwing books everywhere, ingesting inhuman amounts of coffee, slamming doors, ripping papers, tossing their phone in the toilet.
Taurus: Can't start until they're had a snack, nap, shower, break, and then they sit down. And they don't stand up until they are done.
Gemini: Hysterical laughter, is in denial, writes the most epic bullshit ever, has a meltdown at 3 am, suffers from loss of identity and motivation.
Cancer: Intense crying on their laptop keyboard, the laptop malfunction, electrocutes them, and all of their work has been erased off the face of the work. Turns in doctor's note.
Leo: Lies to themselves, says they have plenty of time. Says they'll start at 7, and when they check the time, its 7:03. Now they have to wait until 8. Damn it.
Virgo: Begins writing a bunch of drafts, is never satisfied, pulls an all-nighter, has three panic attacks, but turns in a pretty decent assignment.
Libra: Instead of starting, does elaborate research on how to fake sick, comes up with a million excuses, and practices executing them in the mirror.
Scorpio: Hates themselves extensively, cries through half of the paper, uses caps locks aggressively, blogs about how much they hate themselves and their life.
Sagittarius: Cannot seem to start, calls all of their friends and ends up paying someone to do the assignment for them. Plan flops miserably, skips school.
Capricorn: Loathes themselves, cries in the shower, then gets down to business. Thinks they'll fail, gets an A. We hate them.
Aquarius: Actually performs best under pressure. Has a game plan, perfectly executes it, goes to sleep at 1:30 a.m. Can't sleep because they're too wired.
Pisces: Has three months to do the assignment, spends the day before coming up with excuses why they shouldn't do it, skips school.
They absolutely fail at their jobs. Someone needs to fire the machines and ask the people why they did this.
Funguary Day 3
Looked at it and first and only thought was: Magical Girl✨💖
Oh Zuko. You gotta be careful what you say~.
               After I stood standing there in aw, my mind trying to comprehend what she had said. Finally, it had dawned on me and I wanted to break down into tears and turned to ask for confirmation because I refused to believe. To believe that this had happened, and that I was now one of them.... but she was gone. No way to back out of it now. No way to refuse to believe. I am one of them. The one that whispered to me was now in a far different world than me; my friend was now in a far different world than me. And the reason I couldn't believe was because there wasn't a hint of shaking in her voice, nor a tear in her eye. Just pure calmness. She had told me before, a long time ago, that she had a special power, and now I know what that power was. I died. And she understood that I did not know. Just by looking at my face while I stood in shock at all of the people and animals that had long since past, an ability that I had never had before. She understood that and is why she whispered softly. However with that she also knew that I would no longer be in pain, nor shall I suffer, for now I was truly free and with that last realization everything began to glow with warmth. I was floating, rising upwards to a wonderful place. There was a bit of sadness in my heart for leaving everything behind, but thanks to her; thanks to my friend I could go in peace. To a much better place and wait for the day that we shall meet again in peace and harmony... .
thought I would try it. this is what I came up with ignore any typos or errors please.
🎶sing us a song you're the piano man~🎶
Today’s Italy of the day is:
piano man……….