Latest Posts by dr-houses-left-buttcheek - Page 5

HII RIRI!!!

GUYS I CAN FINALLY POST AGAIN WOO ILL RESPOND TO EVERYONE SOON

yk my anxious dumbass thought i got banned or sum

In case it wasn't clear: DOGE is working with Russia, providing a backdoor for SOMEONE in Russia to login to US systems. PBS Newshour interviewed the whistleblower and yeeeeeah it's pretty damning stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWpqJ8pD2Ng Basically the cybercriminal version of hiding a blood stain on the floor by ripping out the floor and leaving a gaping hole where floor used to be.... But leaving a great big bloodsmear from the hole in the floor all the way to a suspiciously stinky truck in the parking lot, that's owned by the known neighborhood hitman, which also happens to be piled high with blood-stained flooring.

If we date, you gotta kiss me every 2 minutes

Belated bday doodle for mei

10000 likes!

I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE A WEEK, WDYM 10K?!?!?

I just found out it isn't

i thought your url was smegmascott for the longest

my boyfriend has a bass guitar and just hear me out what if he played a johnnie guilbert song on it i think id genuinely pass out because oh fuckkk that yeah omg i love my boyfriend and also johnnie guilbert but my boyfriend more

I'm a little slut for oranges

*cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you*

just did my estrogen shot so well it was sooooooo easy anyone wanna give me some victory head since i was such a good girl ^_^

Blade and Dan Heng

Character who doesn't get to die & character who doesn't get to live. Is that anything.

Ariel Rebel and Nikita Bellucci

cuddlefucking>>>>>

Hiiii!!! <3

when my mutuals spam like me i grin. like hi you horny mf lets fuck!!

Bury your face into my shoulder while I finger you

Please kick me when I'm down

i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

PLEASE INVITE ME TOO

I wanna go

And the hips too! ><

please grab me by the throat as you kiss me!

fuck i love physical intimacy.

lay your head on my chest or let me lay my head on yours. scratch my head or let me play with your hair. when we're walking side by side, link our arms or hold my hand. hold my thigh under the table. let me run my nails up and down you as we talk.

Drunk, not high, but actually the average age of a person's first cigarette is 12 lol. You can't get that high from them though.

Most people drink like once a month at parties, it's not like there are 12 year olds who drink rum every night.

I usually drink beer and/or vodka cuz I love the taste. I love to go drink beer with my classmates after school (still studying, most people are in school until around 25) but you can't really get much drunk from 1-2 beers, I drink it mostly for the taste.

Dear Russians ,

I have a sincere question.

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IS IT F🍺KING TRUE U GUYS DRINK AT THE AGE OF 13 ?!?!

I'm czech but I had my first beer at 8 and started getting drunk around 12 ^^

Dear Russians ,

I have a sincere question.

....

IS IT F🍺KING TRUE U GUYS DRINK AT THE AGE OF 13 ?!?!

Do you like ants in an autistic child way or in an anteater way? Me personally. Both.

Just... Waow

chat I need lazy morning make outs that lead to soft sex with her right now or i’m gonna go absolutely insane

building legos date interrupted by 3 hour make out session

Omg what are you watching? ^^

my cinephile era is being revived and this will solve all of my problems 💘