Girl Failure - Blog Posts
Account introduction ( V2 )
: ̗̀➛ Hello! My name is Monika, but you can call me Momo. I also go by Yuri as well
: ̗̀➛ I am a minor ( fifteen ) !
Strawpage : https://yumemonika.straw.page
Basic info
She/they girlflux + sapphic
Birthday : 1 / 29
American + German
BPD haver
Literally tsumugi shirogane and florence pauling irl (trust)
!! I yumeship and I'm selective with sharing !!
My f/o s !!
Main f/o s :
Random goobers from movies with jason Schwartzman in them
(I am crazy because literally nobody knows about any of them) :
Danganronpa f/o s :
And random miscellaneous ones :
I'm in quite a few fandoms, feel free to ask about any of my interests !
I plan to start writing some fanfic on here, so I may make a masterlist eventually,,,
That's all for now, thank you for reading !
Graphics credit
I want more of Cassandra Cain trying and failing to use slang like an out of touch middle aged man
Like, let her be a girlfailure (affectionate) once in a while
listening to music, staring up at the ceiling, letting it take you away
that overwhelming wave of regret you get at 8pm on a sunday …
“and i wrote my way out of the labyrinth.”
- multifandom
- will be shitposting and writing fics
- mildly crazy, but in a hot way
- i really like gilmore girls, spiderverse, wicked, stranger things, pen15, sally face, undertale, umbrella academy, juno, little miss sunshine, girl interrupted, and so many other movies and tv shows
- book nerd, but i live and breathe through john green and alice oseman’s writing
- also a music lover, jewelry maker, writer, and burnt out student :p
- i’ll take requests but nothing gross or anything nsfw and i cannot 100% promise i will end up writing it i am so sorry
Teehee, this is me irl, if you even care💗😊👉🏻👈🏻
Genuinely crashing out right now cuz I spent hours for days on end doing my HL essay for my senior IB English class. I worked so damn hard analyzing everything, typing it out, editing back to back, and I turned it in just before the deadline only to realize it fucking slipped my mind to attach my AI detected screenshot to prove that I made it. So I emailed my teacher, only to realize that holy fuck, I forgot to make citations too!
I rarely ever cry over school anymore but bro, it's 12:23 AM. I was literally dipping in and out of consciousness just to wake up and turn it in before the deadline only to realize I fucked up, and I gotta finish another essay, and I gotta wake up at 6:30 AM for the bus, and then I gotta tutor motherfuckers in the morning before my IB English class at 8:31 AM, take a test, and read 30 pages for Wednesday. Like... I'm literally sobbing right now over this shit and idk who or where to vent to. Anyway, James Sunderland.
My opinions based on your sh tool
Pencil sharpener blades: We’ve all been there, the definition of desperate. May not be the sharpest but she gets the job done and will have a special place in our hearts <3
Razor blades: My absolute fave, works like a fucking charm. You’ve definitely done some experimenting trying to get them out of the razors.
Scissors: You’re either super desperate and using the only thing you can find, or you’re crazy and literally cut chunks out of your skin. I could never stomach cutting chunks so y’all are brave
Lighter: I’ve never used it, but you seem pretty chill. Definitely gets overlooked in the sh community
Hands: sometimes it’s just easiest to dig your nails into your skin until they’re decorated in those little half moons. Skin picking too, that also a fun one. Pretty easy to hide and execute, not the most painful tho
Knives: depends on the kind of knife. You could have anything from light cuts to some deep serious shit. It’s probably a pain in the ass to hide the knife tho.
Safety pins: these were my starter tool. Again, not the sharpest, but she works and isn’t really that hard to find. You’re probably just starting out with sh, and I recommend you don’t continue doing it because it can be very addictive
Glass: you’re pretty cool! It’s a pretty solid tool with good sharpness, and not too big to hide! You have a very well rounded tool and have probably been doing this for a while.
Box cutter: again, never used it, but they seem about the same sharpness as a razor blade. I’m kinda jealous of how easy they seem to hold and the leverage you can get. You seem like someone who likes the sharpness of a razor blade but is going the classy route.
I’ve definitely forgotten some so lmk what and I’ll edit it <3
If I got anything wrong I’m so so sorry
I'm czech but I had my first beer at 8 and started getting drunk around 12 ^^
Dear Russians ,
I have a sincere question.
....
IS IT F🍺KING TRUE U GUYS DRINK AT THE AGE OF 13 ?!?!
Y/N- *Looking at sweets and plushies* I wonder if Naomi will like this..
Naomi- *Lost in a forest trying to find pretty rocks for Y/n*
More cringe girl-failure drukhari
need a little weed and makeout sesh with a hot butch like yesterday 😾
Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimised by lesbian yearning.
You can always find images of girls kissing online when you're bored
the world can be easy to love and all it takes is a little substance abuse
nonchalance turns me off so badly. give me obsession on the brink of depravity or give me nothing
ugh its so loud in here, im gonna go outside for a smoke if you want to join? (with the intention of shot-gunning smoke into your mouth then making out against a tree)
I can't wait to have a loser lesbian summer...then a loser lesbian autumn..and also a loser lesbian winter.
logging into tumblr like yes i love women and my hobbies include yearning and being silly.
i don't want a nonchalant relationship; i want to be obsessed over. i want to be the only thing on her mind all day long, i want her to put me above all else, i want her to love me endlessly and hopelessly, and i want to show her that very same obsession.
does anyone wanna rot on the floor w me while we meow at each other