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*Some kind of muffled groan from the treeline.*

Tripped and fell on my knife, for starters.

Corvus!!! Something happened to Percy, he needs medical attention stat!

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shit.

that's what I was afraid of the most...

alright. screw this stupid whistling...

PEEEEEEERCYYYYYYYYY!! WHERE ARE YOU!?

@drpercival

Did you?

And you honestly think that- that this... is the right time...?

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

I see a child on this site is shipping people. I also see that he's a descendant of humanity's survivors. RPF never dies, apparently. Real shame.

Thank you for remembering that.

What did you want to discuss?

*soft tapping at his office door*

Doc Percy? I can see the light on under the door, I know you're awake. Do you have a minute? I need someone to talk to for a second-

@dawnlighthours

Yes, okay. Come on in. It's not as though I'm actually busy.

Ah, thank you very much, doctor. You've been incredibly accommodating, so if there's anything I can do for you, don't hesitate to ask.

IS THERE ANYONE YOU WOULD DIE FOR

Stanley or Xeno. Nobody else. Though I'd rather avoid dying if possible.

Right, okay. This is definitely not my forte, but I'm not about to just leave.

What do you need?

*Knocking on door*

Ms. Aurora? I was coming to ask if you wanted to help me with a prototype, but... why do I hear sobbing? Should I enter?

( @drpercival )

*The door cracks open for him to come in if he wants*

Did you just wink at me?

My type is bitchy, tired, shady-looking men, by the way.

you keep telling that relationships are disgusting.

are you asexual or just sociophobic?

very good question...

yes. I hate people... they're disgusting in so many different ways.

not sociophobic tho. sociophobics are scared of people, and I feel nothing, but pure disgust of the way they're thinking, acting or showing contradictory emotions. I just want to do my job, without a portion of your persobal drama unless it's somehow connected to the case

and no. I am not "asexual" or whatever modern nonsense there is... I feel sexual attraction. I have a type y'know? various people throughout my life. but that's all...

Do tell me how it goes. I'm quite intrigued.

...Not that I care or anything.

If Senku steals another potential girlfriend from me I’m going to look for Stanley and Dr. Percival. Franz Kafka was right. Fuck this stupid baka life.

( @senku-ishigami-official @neverstareatme @drpercival )

I'm not going to laugh. I'm blunt, not an asshole.

You lost a baby, didn't you? I don't know the details, this is just piecing together information I've heard.

*Knocking on door*

Ms. Aurora? I was coming to ask if you wanted to help me with a prototype, but... why do I hear sobbing? Should I enter?

( @drpercival )

*The door cracks open for him to come in if he wants*

Ah, yes. Somehow I seen to have two people following me around. Ms. Aurora and Ms. Ellie. It's a little disconcerting... one keeps showing me blueprints, which I appreciate, and the other asked me for relationship advice yesterday. I feel like a mother duck, and I shouldn't, considering I am a human man.

Greetings, doctor,

How is your hand doing? I just wanted to see if you wanted your yearly check up to see if it needs any fine tuning. I’m aware you are more than capable of keeping it clean and working, but I will also remind you that you swore you’d let me look at it at least once a year to make sure it is in top top shape.

Let me know if you aren’t too busy.

- @ask-dr-xeno

Ah, hello Dr. Xeno.

I suspect the basic prosthetic may need some maintenance and repair. Some parts are wearing down. I would be able to fix it myself, but I'd appreciate your help as a fresh set of eyes may pick up on issues I've grown used to.

I won't ask you to adjust any of the others, though. Since they're not standard, I can't expect you to understand exactly how they work. While I trust you completely, I would prefer to fix those myself.