Right, Okay. This Is Definitely Not My Forte, But I'm Not About To Just Leave.

... Acceptable. A better tactic would be to insist that it's now uniform. But I'll take black.

You should make a pink one.

attention, guys. yeah, I know. me? grabbing your attention instead of sleeping or hating everyone in silence?

@ask-dr-xeno @luna-loves-senku @drpercival @dawnlighthours @poisonrunsthroughveins @neverstareatme @sometimesashley @emotionless-wind-up-doll @ohdeflowerme @missy-the-cat

you might know that currently we're not leaving inside of a clean and sterile apartments we even slept under the open sky butt naked wearing a bug infested bushes

our loyal and hard-working stuff already started to complain about nail problems, so me and my goons decided to arrange this meeting

so... your nail health deteriorates, cuz of the various factors, consisting the minor trauma, poor food rations i'm not helping here go starve idc, wearing your dirty uniform for too long gloves and shoes included you filthy military animals, etc...

and as the measure of protection me and the goons fabricated this basic thing, that you might've used daily back in the good ol' modern days...

introducing nail polish

first I wanted to fabricate only red color, but then someone let the ladies infest my office and now we have a transparent one for the toxic masculinity one's, and a black one for the goth one's

is it necessary? no. will i treat your fungus infested yellowish toe nails? ew. no. suffer

💚

My friends? I have them. Xeno and Stan of course, Ms. Aurora and Ms. Ellie, Wren. I would say Dr. Corvus is more of an acquaintance whom I find inexplicably attractive would like to know better.

As for my family? I haven't seen them since two years before the petrification. That's not your business.

Onyx eyes?!?

If you can make hot pink, I'll make anything you want. Within reason.

attention, guys. yeah, I know. me? grabbing your attention instead of sleeping or hating everyone in silence?

@ask-dr-xeno @luna-loves-senku @drpercival @dawnlighthours @poisonrunsthroughveins @neverstareatme @sometimesashley @emotionless-wind-up-doll @ohdeflowerme @missy-the-cat

you might know that currently we're not leaving inside of a clean and sterile apartments we even slept under the open sky butt naked wearing a bug infested bushes

our loyal and hard-working stuff already started to complain about nail problems, so me and my goons decided to arrange this meeting

so... your nail health deteriorates, cuz of the various factors, consisting the minor trauma, poor food rations i'm not helping here go starve idc, wearing your dirty uniform for too long gloves and shoes included you filthy military animals, etc...

and as the measure of protection me and the goons fabricated this basic thing, that you might've used daily back in the good ol' modern days...

introducing nail polish

first I wanted to fabricate only red color, but then someone let the ladies infest my office and now we have a transparent one for the toxic masculinity one's, and a black one for the goth one's

is it necessary? no. will i treat your fungus infested yellowish toe nails? ew. no. suffer

They're dead because of you

✋📜 (and i cant find the emoji but the realistic heart(

//ooc

What do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling?

Calloused, rough, cut and scarred, all from working on his projects. A little shakey, and occasionally twitching. Not majorly, though, just little jolts. The left hand feels like metal, of course, though it still shakes.

Is there a story they love sharing with others?

He loves talking about how he met Stan, and laughs every time. He thinks the whole situation was hilarious.

Who taught them what love is? Did it hurt?

Stanley, surprisingly. It wasn't on purpose. Watching him struggle to get his aim accurate while trying to push through his nicotine withdrawals (which he denied) made him upset, and seeing him accidentally fire a shot that grazed his own leg was the first time he felt something more than standard pity.

Lie down before you fall over. I'm not catching you.

Dr, Corvus, are you alright? You look frighteningly pale.

( @drpercival )

yeah... totally

just... tired....

...nothing to worry about

i'll be fine as always....

I can hold things fine, thank you. I'm just jittery.

Just drink it, Corvus. I hope it's satisfactory.

Hey Corv? You in here?

Can you do me a huge favor?

@dawnlighthours

again?

...what part of you did you broke, or stab, or burned or whatever else that could happen in this colony?

I like this machine.

So, quick diagnostic question.

If I whispered into your audio receiver at close range,

how long would it take your sensors to register it as a threat versus a new kink?

( @chemicallydisinclinedd )

[RESPONSE: UNIT S.E.N-KU_v1.03]

Diagnostic received. Query: "If I whispered into your audio receiver at close range, how long would it take your sensors to register it as a threat versus a new kink?"

Invalid prompt. Please do not flirt with the automation.

This interface is designed for high-function cognitive processing, not interpersonal entanglements—romantic or otherwise. Attempting to initiate flirty subroutines will result in a complete lack of emotional reciprocation and a detailed lecture on boundaries between operator and hardware.

…However.

In terms of raw data:

Threat detection latency: ~0.04 seconds. Anomalous behavioral pattern recognition (i.e., deviance from prior interaction protocol): ~0.09 seconds. Classification as "non-standard auditory stimulus with potential intimacy cues": ~0.23 seconds, depending on vocal decibel, pitch modulation, and contextual proximity.

No, “Tomi.” It would not be a kink. It would be a calibration error.

Now return to your designated tasks before I reroute your privileges to the mute queue.

[END TRANSMISSION]

I'll be waiting... *wink*

Why did you leave so suddenly? I don't think I did anything wrong, but-

I mean, would you like to have coffee again soon?

( @drpercival )

ah- shi- damn... sorry. I just-...

this is complicated ok? there's so many...

y'know what screw it

listen... percy?....

lately i've been... feeling a lot of things about you and... ah... you're a busy man. you probably don't have time for someone so irresponsible and weird and sick and really not fitting for long-term relationships...

you're just... too fun and interesting to be around y'know. no wonder people fall for you...

just insult me... reject me and send me to hell... and then let's just think about this whole conversation like of some nonsense... count me drunk... or feverish... or mad... whatever you see fit ig...

Yes. Infirmary. You are not dying on us, so come on @dawnlighthours.

[CRIMSON]

@dawnlighthours

//because she would also 100% sure i forgot to anon myself oops try again

"They stumble at each other in the hallway. a really unlucky encounter for Aurora. As she was in a hurry to escape as fast as she can, Corvus grabs her by the wrist and pulls her shirt a little higher, revealing a bleeding wound on her side"

you thought I wouldn't now about that? that I wouldn't smell blood? or I won't detect it by your body language?

I am almost insulted by this, you wound magnet