Oh, I Just Want To See You Looking Even More Exhausted And Messy Than Usual.

can you tell me what guns were used in literally ANY historical event mr gunslinger. i am curious ... and also a bit more curious to if you get it wrong

I'm never wrong.

The Australian Emu War (though I wouldn't call it a proper war) is a great example of the use of earlier machine guns, though they were invented in the 1880s and this took place in 1932. The gun in question was a Lewis Gun.

Also known as the Lewis automatic machine gun, or the Lewis automatic rifle, these guns weighed 13kg which is about the weight of a standard dog, I think. Approximately 1.27m with the barrel taking up just over half that length. Cartridges included diamiters ranging 54mm to 63mm, and lengths from 7.62cm to 7.92cm.

These absolute beauties can fire up to 600 rounds per minute, each travelling at roughly 2,670km/h. Wouldn't want to get caught up in that, huh? Their effective firing range is about 800m, although the maximum range is more like 3.2km.

I assume you don't care too much about the design details, but I'm always willing to explain!

Sighs. I keep seeing outfits on Pinterest so I finally put him in one. The boy. The Percival.

Original outfit

It's horrifying, actually. He rolls his eyes at Stan for those cigarettes, but ever since we got caffeine back, I haven't seen him without some kind of drink in his hand.

Xeno, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.

Byakuya, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

*Spits it into the nearest sink.*

I don't know what stains in this building are actually blood, and what's hair dye...

Have a tissue. And tell me how the fuck your nose actually started bleeding from that. I thought this type of thing was made up.

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

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If they're sad, will they go to anyone for comfort? If yes, who?

Not immediately. He'll usually vanish to his lab for a while to try and get over whatever it is by himself, but 4/5 times he won't be able to and he'll eventually go looking for Xeno.

If their partner-to-be or enemy pulls them into a secluded and shushes them? (their bodies pressing and all that!!)

Regardless of which it is, chances are he's going to pull a knife out at first. He'd resign to the situation after a moment, but if it's his enemy, they're getting cut.

When they've to give up something (of great importance to the character) to save their lover?

Not sure I follow this one, but if he had to give something up, he would. He doesn't have any really important possessions anymore, and he can always remake them.

They're dead because of you

I like this machine.

So, quick diagnostic question.

If I whispered into your audio receiver at close range,

how long would it take your sensors to register it as a threat versus a new kink?

( @chemicallydisinclinedd )

[RESPONSE: UNIT S.E.N-KU_v1.03]

Diagnostic received. Query: "If I whispered into your audio receiver at close range, how long would it take your sensors to register it as a threat versus a new kink?"

Invalid prompt. Please do not flirt with the automation.

This interface is designed for high-function cognitive processing, not interpersonal entanglements—romantic or otherwise. Attempting to initiate flirty subroutines will result in a complete lack of emotional reciprocation and a detailed lecture on boundaries between operator and hardware.

…However.

In terms of raw data:

Threat detection latency: ~0.04 seconds. Anomalous behavioral pattern recognition (i.e., deviance from prior interaction protocol): ~0.09 seconds. Classification as "non-standard auditory stimulus with potential intimacy cues": ~0.23 seconds, depending on vocal decibel, pitch modulation, and contextual proximity.

No, “Tomi.” It would not be a kink. It would be a calibration error.

Now return to your designated tasks before I reroute your privileges to the mute queue.

[END TRANSMISSION]

Of course it does, you fell off a building-

Yeah. I'm sorry, Corv. I know.

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

Shocking... don't want to stand out, but you went around with those damn Hot Topic collars every day.

Did you have piercings at some point?

Actually, no. Though I did have a punk phase, I never went as far as to getting any piercings. I suppose I didn’t want to stand out too much amongst my peers in university (I was already a young teenager, so I didn’t need more of a target on my back).

Then do that in a way that you won't regret. Like with Ryaku, or Wren.

I was told to check on you. What happened?

( @drpercival )

*She looks at him, new hair cut and dye job, red eyes from crying, actively putting on lipstick like she's going out somewhere*

...was it Wren? Did Wren send you? Look, I'm fine-