So LGBTQ+ Is Now Completely Illegal In Russia. I Wonder If Anyone Going To Talk About That. I'm So Tired

US and UK bombing Yemen, a country with a famine that stopped some Israeli ships out of solidarity with Palestine. This world is losing its sanity

Monsters and Maw Masterlist - Part One

Part Two can be found here*

*since I maxed out the number of links you can put in a single post. How’s that for an achievement!

Newer stories at the bottom. Be sure to check the original post (not just reblogs) for updates! 

Short stories masterlist can be found here!

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Some stories (particularly older ones) might have funky formatting. Sorry - that’s a tumblr glitch!

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Orc lover (Khuruz) x fem reader Part One (sfw) | Part Two (sfw) | Part Three (mostly sfw) | Part Four (sfw) | Part Five - Final (nsfw) 

Shadow (nsfw)

Hellhound (Ranek) (nsfw)

Shadow Monster x Fem Reader (nsfw)

Deaf werewolf Part One  (sfw)  Part Two (slight nsfw) x reader (poly, two male werewolves, Rowan and Caleb x reader)

Fem!Werewolf in heat with lone male alpha Part One (nsfw)  Part Two (nsfw) - Part Two is an anon submission, not my writing, but I feel it definitely deserves to go here. 

Gargoyle lover x fem reader (Alesh) Part One (nsfw) Part Two (nsfw)

Male chupacabra x male reader (nsfw)

Big burly submissive alien x reader (First Officer Ornorx) (nsfw)

All the rest under the cut!

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I’ll try anything at this point

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

Magical Jaskier Fic Recs:

a smile made for war by andrewminyards

You are destruction, Jaskier’s mentor tells him. Death and destruction thrum in Jaskier’s core of chaos, his magic bringing nothing but annihilation, and Jaskier hates it.

But music is not destruction. Music is creation, and it sings in Jaskier’s veins. There is nothing quite like the rush of joy and energy whenever music flows through him, and he forgets about the destruction that his chaos is capable of as music fills his soul.

After decades of being a sorcerer, Jaskier finds himself in music, and for the first time, his magic brings life.

we dance around a ring and suppose by bilboakenshield27

“He twirled between tables, voice rising and falling, glancing surreptitiously around for an escape route. There was a small door behind the dais and the main entrance through which the queen had entered—both manned by four guards. Jaskier mentally calculated the blows to his dignity if he just booked it through the main door mid-song."

-or-

Jaskier is an empath.

Lightning in a Bottle by stars_and_selkies

Jaskier has made plenty of mistakes in his long life. Most of which include sleeping with married women, admittedly, but one of the worst mistakes he has ever made was following Geralt of Rivia like a lost puppy. The worst mistake he's ever made in over 80 years of living... and the best.

Flowers Can’t Grow on Stone Floors by a_static_world

Julian Alfred Pankratz was born a happy, healthy baby, one misty November morning in the small duchy of Lettenhove. Strangely, the boy hadn’t cried once; he’d seemingly been born content, blinking blearily at the outside world like an old man who’d lost his spectacles and wasn’t quite sure whether he'd seen his grandchildren or an oddly-shaped boulder. By the time Julian turned two, his earlier silence had been all but forgotten.

Destiny Denied by hyrulehearts1123, sageclover61

Stregobor created Witchers to be the perfect monster hunters, but they rose up against their creators and were not loyal to them. And so in revenge, Stregobor kidnapped one Witcher’s child of surprise, a young Julian Alfred Pankretz de Lettenhove. And yet, because of one small medallion that spoke to him, Jaskier’s loyalties were not to Stregobor, but to the Witchers who tried to raise him despite the distance.

You’re Everything (I Just Didn’t Know) by ScentedBooks

Jaskier gets gravely injured and his magic isn't helping, Geralt refuses to let him die.

Why is it cute and trendy for girls to wear men’s flannel shirts and baggy boy’s sweatpants, but when a boy tries to wear anything remotely close to girl’s clothes, they are considered “girly” or “gay”?

Do you know why? 

Do you want to know why?

Because our society thinks its degrading to be feminine. 

It has been hard for me to talk about how what is going on with Israel and Palestine is affecting me personally, but I grew up in Gaza and most of my family still lives there. My father did not survive the bombings last week and I have not been able to contact my younger sister in days. I am try to being understanding that most people do not have personal connections to what is happening and therefore are justifying their silence, but is heartbreaking to see this misinformation being spread. What’s happening there is a genocide, not a war. It is not antisemitic to support Palestine, it’s not even antiemetic to criticise Israel. There is no grey area or neutrality regarding this, and it is so easy to find resources that will educate you on the subject. It is my people and my home being destroyed so I will never be silent about this, but I please urge everyone to get informed and start speaking up and finding ways they can help.

decolonizepalestine has tons of information on Palestine’s history/propaganda that has been spread throughout the years

UK citizens can email their MP asking for a ceasefire

US citizens can call/email their local government officials asking for a ceasefire

Jewish Voice for Peace also has many resources for ways for US citizens to get involved, including protests

Donate to Palestine Children’s Relief Fund

Donate to Medical Aid for Palestine

Donate to help get food and hygiene kits to Gaza

fluff is everything, therefore:

I've been entertaining this idea for a very long time. Loki is a heavily touch deprived boy who needs all the affection in the world.

Now I desperately need a small drabble, doesn't even have to be long, of reader just...taking care of him. Calling him "angel" and watching him lose his MIND because no one's ever called him that before?? Reader making him food and looking after him when he's sick and just.....a small drabble. A cute little thing of just....Loki being loved

Because we all know the man needs it.

Anyway, mwah, hope this helps the writing juices flow :)

I hope this is what you had in mind, my darling! I know it's not the best!

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐒𝐢𝐜𝐤

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝

𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: 𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐋𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐱 𝐆𝐍!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 𝟏𝐤

𝐋𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

The dull clink of ceramic on wood makes you wince and freeze almost comically in place by the side of the bed. Barely daring to breathe, your worried eyes snap towards the god currently buried between tousled viridian bedsheets.

He doesn’t stir. 

You release a slow, quiet breath, relieved that Loki is still sleeping so soundly, despite his earlier protestations that he was completely fine. He’s far from fine, that you’re certain of. You’ve watched how the summer cold he’s come down with has chipped away at him over the past few days, zapping his energy quicker and more thoroughly than he’ll ever admit. He refuses to let that mask of invincibility slip for even a second.

“Gods don’t get sick, darling,” he had said, though you could see the sluggishness that had crept into his usual elegant movements, along with the deep weariness that had settled in his eyes.

One hour later you found him sleeping like the dead. 

He looks so utterly at peace that your heart swells with love for him, and with the familiar realisation that he’s yours. This beautiful man who has survived tortures your mind can’t even conceive of is yours. It’s something that almost has you weep. Out of all the people on this planet - of all the beings in the entire cosmos - it’s you that gets to love him, and you’ll never take that for granted.

It’s impossible to tear your eyes off him as he sleeps. Still a villain to most of the world, yet he’s curled on his side in your bed with tousled hair and pink stained cheeks. You can see the bedsheets shifting with the steady rise and fall of his chest, as well as the way his arm is stretched out towards your side of the bed, as though, even lost to his dreams, his body still searches for yours. 

The man is your entire heart and more, and it’s moments like these you wish you could bottle. 

Your hand floats to his face before you can help yourself. It’s warmer than usual and still smooth beneath your gentle touch that pushes a stray curl back behind his ear. You swear you hear his breathing shift, almost like he knows you’re there. 

You never tire of this - watching him sleep. To have him sleep so soundly in your presence, to have him know with such unwavering certainty that you wouldn’t dream of hurting him, feels like a blessing from the gods.

He trusts you - completely and wholeheartedly - and it’s one of the greatest gifts he could ever give you. 

His hair is silken beneath your touch and errant strands wrap loosely around your fingers as you bend down to kiss his temple. It’s barely more than a butterfly kiss, but you can’t help but let your lips linger briefly against his skin. You only wish it was enough to free him from the clutches of his cold. 

The backs of your fingers brush softly over his cheek and you make to leave and let him rest, but you’ve barely pulled away when he grabs your wrist in a loose grip. 

“Stay,” Loki says, his voice groggy and congested. “Please.” 

His eyes are flickering open, but it’s clear that he’s still wading through sleep. He looks so vulnerable and exhausted and sick that suddenly any plans you had for the rest of the day are unimportant. You can’t deny this man anything. 

Easily, you climb into the bed beside him, resting your back against the headboard and opening your arms to him. “Come here, my love,” you tell him gently. 

He wastes no time in shifting beneath the sheets until his legs are tangled with yours and his head is resting heavily on your stomach. He grips you like he’s been starved of your touch, like you’re the one thing tying him to Earth. You can feel the unspoken plea in the way he’s holding you, the “please don’t leave me” that’s burning into your skin. 

You hope he knows that wild horses couldn’t drag you away from him. 

Wrapping an arm around his shoulders, you stretch down to kiss the top of his head and intertwine your fingers with his. His hand locks around yours greedily, as though he can’t get enough of your touch. 

It’s fine with you, though, because you can never get enough of him. 

You begin to stroke his hair, so softly that you’re barely even touching him, but you can still hear his soft sigh of contentment. “Feeling better?” you ask softly, running your thumb along his knuckles. 

“No,” he croaks, attempting to twist himself tighter around you. “I fear this may be something worse than one of your silly Midgardian maladies.” 

You can’t help but smile. Your drama queen of a god is still in there.  “Hmm, I think you might be right. I should probably let Tony know I’ll be out for the next few days to take care of you. I can’t risk my beautiful boy succumbing to a dangerous alien bug.” 

Loki doesn’t move, but you can almost feel the smile that mirrors your own growing across his face. “You can’t,” he murmurs, his voice slightly muffled by how far he’s nuzzled into your stomach. 

He lapses into silence and you take the opportunity to pull him closer. He’s solid in your arms - solid and alive and everything you never knew you were looking for. He’s your sun and your moon and all your stars, and you can’t imagine your life without him. 

Wordlessly, you stretch to place another kiss to his head, not missing how he hums at your touch. “I adore you, you beautiful man. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.” 

He pulls your hand to his lips to kiss your knuckles in reply. It’s so soft and so innocent that you’re struck again by how you would burn down worlds for him. 

Not five minutes later, his breathing turns even and heavy. He’s fast asleep, head still resting on your stomach and hand still gripping yours.

This is the old masterlist! Link to the new one here <3

Commissions | Ko-fi

Fantasy: The Towns

Oak (Centaur, M/F)

Brenn - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Mothperson, M/F)

Terryn (Fae, M/M)

Y’sran - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Dragonborn, M/F, NSFW)

Yithral - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Naga, M/M, NSFW)

Tul (Tiefling, M/F)

Orn (Orc, M/F)

Emory (Batperson, M/F)

Firion (Orc, M/F, NSFW)

Fantasy: Hollyhead Forest

Dyneos (Minotaur, M/F)

Aleus (Minotaur, M/F)

Zyda - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Naga, M/F)

Fantasy: Accursed Manor

Alekos (Minotaur, M/F)

Ambrose (Frankenstein Construct, M/F)

Modern Fantasy: The Cities

Marlowe (Mer, M/F)

Riox (Goblin, M/F)

Kamaria (Gnoll, F/F)

Asili (Gnoll, M/F)

Andromeda (Cyclops, F/F)

Isotia (Minotaur, F/F)

Ravi (Tiefling, M/F)

Killick (Mer, M/F)

Greyn (Goblin, M/F)

Eirik (Orc, M/F)

Ove - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Orc, M/F)

Ma’len (Dragonborn, M/F)

Rishi - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Tiefling, M/F)

Sage (Centaur, M/F)

Tide (Octopus Mer, M/F)

Assia (Drider, F/M)

Modern Fantasy: The Carnival

Ramzi (Drider M/F)

Hidden Monsters: Cryptids, Myths and Legends

Tev (Jersey Devil, M/M)

Hidden Monsters: The Supernatural

Isaak (Werewolf, M/F)

Melanie (Werewolf, F/F)

Milenko (Werewolf, M/F)

Jakoby (Pumpkin Dullahan, M/NB, NSFW)

Kincaid - Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3, Pt 4, Pt 5 (Plant Deity, M/F)

Amais (Werebear, M/F)

Dex (Werewolf, M/F, NSFW)

Esmeralda - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Vampire, F/F)

Hidden Monsters: Demons

 Prosvel (Fire Demon, M/F)

Ingola (Fire Demon, M/F)

Malonus - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Demon, M/F)

Leith (Demon, M/NB)

Sci-Fi: Starship Khonsu

Asir-Ley (Alien, NB/NB)

Sci-Fi: Earth

Eolitha (Alien, M/NB)

Soulmates

Sanit (Drider, M/F)

Arroyo (Mer, M/F)

Tumelo (Drider, M/F)

Miyla (Naga, M/F)

Hawthorne (Centaur, M/F)

Laiken (Mer, Selkie Reader, M/M)

Aezova (Demon, F/F, NSFW)

Aquila (Minotaur, NB/NB)

Follower Special/Flufftober 2020

Sorec (Orc, M/F)

Ruben (Ghost, M/F)

Bellamy (Tiefling, M/F)

Al’diel (Dragonborn, F/F)

Roslyn (Vampire, F/M)

Emir (Drider, M/F)

Rafe (Goblin, M/M)

Kinktober 2021

Oskar x Penny (Werewolf/Human, M/F, NSFW)

Lionel (Troll, M/F, NSFW)

Gem (Tiefling, NB/NB, NSFW)

Hiroshi (Onikuma, M/F, NSFW)

Calista (Gorgon, F/F, NSFW)

Kinktober 2022

Antoine (Gargoyle, M/F, NSFW)

Bliss (Robot, NB/M, NSFW)

Leif (Orc, M/F, NSFW)

Yara (Naga, M/F, NSFW)

Darragh (Dullahan, M/M, NSFW)

Umbra (Shadow Demon, F/F, NSFW)

Cepheid (Celestial, NB/F, NSFW)

Granville (Ghoul, M/F, NSFW)

Masaki (Onikuma, M/F, NSFW)

Morven (Lich, M/F, NSFW)

OCs

Emeric x Meliorna (Forest Spirit/Witch, M/F)

August x Willow (Cryptid/Human, M/F)

D-LE x A1 (Robot/Robot, M/M)

Eilian x Zalena (Batperson/Human, M/F)

Abeolul & Fiffin (Dwarf & Mer, Non-Romantic)

Canon Characters

Abe Sapien - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Alien, M/F, NSFW)

Alphonso Hargreeves - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Non-Monster, M/F, NSFW)

Monster Lovin’ Masterlist

Key:

- (🔥) means explicit content

Female!Reader

Fem!Vampire/Fem!Fat!Reader

Fem!Orc/Fem!Reader

Gender-Fluid!Demon/Fem!Reader (1) (2)

Male!Werewolf/Fem!Reader

Male!Werewolf!/Fem!Reader (🔥)

Male!Naga/Fem!Reader (🔥)

Male!Orc/Fem!Reader (2)

Male!Werewolf/Fem!Reader (1) (2)

Male!Orc/Fem!Reader (🔥)

Gender Neutral!Reader

Submissive Orc BF Headcanons (🔥)

Werewolf Boyfriend HeadCanons (🔥)

Male!Goblin/GN!Reader (🔥)

Mothman/GN!Reader

Male!Minotaur/GN!Reader

Male!Shark-Merman/GN!Reader (Prologue) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)

Non-Binary!Dragon/GN!AFAB!Reader (1) (2🔥)

Non-Binary!Demon/GN!Reader

Voyeurism with Monster Under the Bed Headcanons (🔥)

Jock!Fem!Orc/GN!Reader (1) (2🔥)

Male!Reader

Male!Reader/Tentacle Monster (🔥)

Male!Gargoyle/Male!Reader (🔥)

Male!Naga/TransMale!Reader (🔥)

Male!Reader/Male!Werewolf (🔥)

Male!Reader/Tentacle Monster (🔥)

Male!Hellhound/Male!Incubus!Reader (🔥)