Dunsolvedatthedisco - Dallon

Hey anyone else remember that time that there was a bug flying around and Thor shot lightning at it?

I love it when my name is Pablo

yes i do the cooking

yes i do the cleaning

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I feel like the travel man episode with james acaster is just james and joe making everyone vaguely uncomfortable and giving off gay couple vibes for about an hour

Late diagnosis does not equal low support needs.

Being verbal does not equal low support needs.

Having good grades does not equal low support needs.

Being employed does not equal low support needs.

Living alone does not equal low support needs.

Having periods of remission does not equal low support needs.

Not having support workers does not equal low support needs.

No single factor dictates the support needs of a person.

I'm ready

Fuck it. Everyone who reblogs this is getting a superhero name, origin, and powers.

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

“You’re never fully in love until one of you can turn to the other one and go ‘Do you want to do a Loch Ness monster hoax?’”

-James Acaster

Martha from Martha Speaks eats stickers!