Pls Meet Dr Sky Shadow

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

My favourite thing about Taskmaster is the neurodivergence seeping through the contestants as they try to work out the tasks

sneak peek at good omens season 3

I feel that the only famous person worth keeping up with is James Acaster.

From other people you get affairs and court cases and all of these horrible charges, occasionally you hear about their children.

From James you just get an hour long complete cabbage chronicles, and you find out some weird new detail about his life which is weird enough to give you pause but not weird enough to not believe.

Martha from Martha Speaks eats stickers!

Behold

No. Wrong. It should say “This is a ken.” And “This Barbie rides the squirrel.”

I’m just right.

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

Tumblr you’re drunk go home

Okay so I was just scrolling down my feed and I was looking at a just-highschool-things post and I was like “is this a marvel post?” and it wasn’t so I was confused and I look up to see @ironfamjam ‘s pfp on the post instead of @just-high-school-things pfp. So now I’m just confused.

I can't believe Taika Waititi made all the vampires gay, and now he's making all the pirates gay. literally no one else is doing it like him.