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I accidentally read this out loud.
My mom said some people like whores a lot.
My mom's like why would you want a t-shirt bra, it makes it look like you don't have anything on underneath? And than she's like don't wear that bra either, you can see the lines and everything. WELL WHAT THE FUCK? YOU WANT TO JUST GO WITHOUT ONE??? lol
No anon that make you a whore and nobody likes whores /s
Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)
James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999
Bonus:
Everyone deserves the opportunity to dress their best. That’s why I’m so glad to be able to share Tommy Hilfiger’s innovative #TommyAdaptive collection with you. #TommyPartner
I mean Peter isn't wrong
ned: do you think different paints have different tastes?
peter: they do.
mj: why did you say that so confidently
my followers when i find a new hyperfixation to post about for a week before disappearing again:
I just figured out that the whole “Time Blindness” thing probably also impacts my feeling of how long ago something was. And suddenly my tendency to say “it wasn’t that long ago” while it was years ago and “a while ago” when it was just a few months makes sense
I feel that the only famous person worth keeping up with is James Acaster.
From other people you get affairs and court cases and all of these horrible charges, occasionally you hear about their children.
From James you just get an hour long complete cabbage chronicles, and you find out some weird new detail about his life which is weird enough to give you pause but not weird enough to not believe.
hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!
I was wearing a black turtleneck for the first time and I did not expect to be attacked like this.
what it’s like to wear a black turtleneck
my blog is a safe space for anyone who’s written “sorry :(” on a math test before
this is your reminder not to accept crumbles of affection. if someone isn't willing to give you time, safety, love and comfort, do not beg for it. do not shrink your needs to make them stay. let them go! there are people out there who will freely and enthusiastically want you for you.
I'm not fully sure what's going on here but I think I slightly love it.
I'm glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok
Mark really jingled his keys at us for a whole week to keep us invested, huh?
i have a hill to die on real quick
can we chill tf out please I have homework to do
Taskmaster - James Acaster: the Hula Hoop Champion of my heart
Taskmaster - Greg Davies holding James Acaster upside down
Go Ryan Bergara!!!❤️
reblog to support ryan body slamming racists ❤️
A series of Terrible james acaster reaction pics
Oh my God, THAT’S SO COOL!!!!
For people who still don’t see anything wrong with cultural appropriation, who still call cornrows “boxer braids”, “Kim K braids” or whatever - our cornrows symbolize liberation and freedom, it’s not your trendy hairstyle, it actually does have a history.
Since slaves were never taught to write and drawing directions was dangerous, because they could lead to them being discovered, captured, sold again or even killed by their master.
To reduce the risk of being discovered, women started weaving the maps in their hair, carving out paths with their cornrows. Some of the patterns even had hidden messages!
Yes, braiding existed in Africa way before, but it got a whole new meaning when Europeans enslaved millions of people. So next time you decide to go for a “Kim K look”, do a little research before you end up disrespecting someone’s culture and just, in all honesty, looking silly.
Hey y’all!! My friend, Tom, is working hard for top surgery, and I’d be super grateful if you’d consider donating or sharing💕
Because of asthma and scoliosis, binding isn’t really an option; top surgery would majorly help his health and dysphoria! Tom is an amazing dude and has been saving for a long while now. If you can’t donate, a share is an amazing way to help out. Thank you all!
👉 https://www.mycause.com.au/page/215074/toms-top-surgery 👈