- so who is your favorite comedian?
- well, I guess James Acaster. his comedy is very thought through and clever.
meanwhile, James Acaster :
“You’re never fully in love until one of you can turn to the other one and go ‘Do you want to do a Loch Ness monster hoax?’”
-James Acaster
Honestly, same. I think about it nearly everyday, but...I don't really have anywhere else to go? Like...?????Honestly, same. I think about it nearly everyday, but...I don't really have anywhere else to go? Like...?????
why do i want to quit every job i start lmao
yes i do the cooking
yes i do the cleaning
the crushing reality is inescapable
does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes
I love having my heart ripped out like this. Thanks!
I - First ever (onscreen) True Crime episode II - First True Crime episode together III - Last ever True Crime episode
Congrats Ryan, Shane and the BFU production team for 8 seasons of Buzzfeed Unsolved: True Crime!
First of all: how dare you say Tom Harlock is a bottom.
Second: Danny Gonzalez is your idea of a top.
But most importantly good job for saying what we've all been thinking since we first saw David Dobrik, "that dude is 1000000000000% a bottom".
a venn diagram of male youtubers who get pegged and male youtubers who are danny gonzalez
just saw a bunch of anti-mogai bullshit so HEY MOGAI PEEPS
you're valid
you're not attention seeking
you're not "just a cishet trying to sneak in where you don't belong"
if your label is uncommon, you're valid!
if your label is "cringy," you're valid!
if your label is unheard of, outside tumblr, you're valid!
if your label is complicated and contradictory, you're valid!
if you coined your own label, you're valid!
you deserve a place in the lgbtq+ community
you deserve representation
you deserve to be seen
MOGAI identities are valid
head not empty, many abstract uncommunicatable thoughts
Trying
hey what is buzzfeed unsolved about?
james: what happens if i press the brakes and the gas at the same time?
carlos: the car takes a screenshot.
logan: for the last time, get the fuck out.
holy trinity of m/m duos from early 2000’s uk sitcoms that had an unbearable amount of homoerotic tension and were essentially in common law marriages but never ended up together despite the blatant gaycoding of their relationships and any romantic moments were played for jokes because it was 2005 and gay people didn’t exist on tv yet
wlw culture is loving all women and James Acaster
lettle slags
James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999
Bonus:
another britcom meme for y'all
constant mood
mental illness is having gender envy for james acaster
mental illness is having gender envy for james acaster
im exclusively drawing vince noir from now on because it guarantees being able to add sparkles
Like:
Steph, drunk off his ass, has novelty star shaped sunglasses on, laying his head on a pizza box, and having a heart to heart with a mop: I juss really luv himb yaknow?... He's juss so so SO speshul to me
Wong: Is he talking about you?
Tony: No
Wong: Then who?
Tony: Bob ross
OC: The Great Watcher (or Big Phil as I affectionately call him)
They are always around us, they watch us, intrigued with our lives, yet we cannot see them, they exist just out of reach of vision, yet every now and again, you can just about see, those great, white, eyes.
I can't believe Boris is doing dumbass shit like selling off nhs contracts to his corrupt mates and not focusing on important issues like giving Shane Madej honourary citizenship