Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo/Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs) Characters: Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Bungou Stay Dog cast Additional Tags: Dazatsu Month 2025 (Bungou Stray Dogs), Wedding Fluff, these bitches gay, Good for them, dazai is a disaster bi, genderfluid atsushi, Hurt/Comfort, dazatsu month 2025 day 21 wedding, Post-Canon, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:
Weddings…
Not something that Dazai Osamu actually thinks about.
And why would he? Since he could remember, he watched his parents run off on “vacation” with other people of the same gender. Could see in the little film negatives playing in his head with them screaming and throwing things at each other. Could remember watching, on the streets in his little trash-bin, couples having dates with people he knew weren’t their real partners. Watching his foster father bring young girls into his marital bed. (Girls old enough to be his daughter. Maybe that’s why Elise and Mori’s relationship never really bother him. One, Elise wasn’t really real and was actually the same age range as Mori. Second, for three years his foster father wasn’t the only one paid him to keep his mouth shut everyday. His foster mother did as well and at least her’s was over the age law. He learn how to manipulate people and get paid for it from them. So he’s a bit thankful.) At ten, he watched as this led to a murder-suicide
Dick: *throws himself onto Wally’s chest, face first* What is this? I’ can’t understand anything!! *waves a paper in his face*
Wally: *pushes it away* You can’t read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.
Dick: I don’t care how fast they were typing! This makes no sense!!! *whines and shakes the paper harder*
“Dick, I swear to god! Get a therapist or I’m going to study, become a therapist and make you my patient! Don’t try me, I WILL do it!”
— Wally, to Dick
I haven’t even seen the movie I’m just manifesting
Inspired by this post.
Dazai’s entrance exam:
So because of their detective license Agency members are allowed to carry around a handgun or a portable blade.
Cool.
So what about the chainsaw? Or the cleaver? Or the multiple different kinds of bombs? And variations of guns? And the tear gas?
The only time one of you has used a portable blade was Junichiro and he almost killed Mori with it.
I do love how with their investigative authority that if they see it fit too the Agency can falsify police information and disrupt criminal investigations.
And I needs that to be used more in fics. That the Agency can just legally commit crime if they feel the situation calls for it.
Also the fact it’s Kunikida telling me all of this I’m on to you sir.
cr: 百变花央
Why does my arblock always turns into this
Based on idea by @sunsetsushiii of port mafia cleaner Atsushi running into the same corpse
How does one link? Asking for a fiend. Ao3 @JonoDragonPrimeCan I do an ask blog? Hmmm...
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