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God me and some friends are talking abt being dense af rn and i just remembered this one time i was shopping w my dad and i wanted to get rainbow shoelaces at the dr martins shop. And there was this punk girl, dyed hair face piercings rlly cute, behind the counter and like prince charming putting the shoe on cinderellas foot she offered to lace my gay shoelaces into my dr martins and i let her. “Wow what good customer service!”. And then in the car my DAD had to tell me that she was flirting with me a major L to gay people over the world

ron weasley did not

come to privet drive to rescue harry from his abusive home after he hadn’t been replying to any of his letters and he was worried

almost back out of following the spiders bc they’re his biggest fear, but upon seeing hermione’s empty seat at dinner, find the courage to go

defend hermione from any and everyone who called her a mudblood

constantly worry about hermione’s workload (especially in 3rd year) and notice that whenever she disappeared

offer to teach hermione his entire family tree so that she could pretend to be pure blood to keep her safe from death eaters

defend harry to everyone (percy, seamus, half the school) when everyone thought he was lying about voldemort’s return

stand up on his broken leg in front of harry and say that “if you want to kill harry, you’ll have to kill us first!” to what they believed to be a raving lunatic mass murderer

gift dobby his newest weasley jumper and the new socks he got given for christmas

stand up against snape when he was bullying hermione (and got a detention as a result)

beg the deatheaters who were torturing hermione to “leave her alone!! take [him], have [him] instead!”

always check up on his friends when he notices something is up, even if it’s in subtle ways

immediately befriend harry on the train in ps and teach him about the wizarding world

write to charlie immediately so he could help hagrid out of trouble (re the dragon, norbert)

encourage neville to stand up to people, and praise him when he actually does it

help harry put on his pajamas after he broke his arm during quidditch

have to be physically restrained from attacking malfoy after he said he wished hermione had died in cos

worry about harry’s preoccupation with the mirror of erised and how it was affecting him

remind hermione to eat her meals and get a good night’s sleep when she’s studying 24/7 for their owl exams

display acute levels of emotional intelligence in the way he interacts with harry and hermione, essentially being the glue that keeps them all together

get splinched almost in half, lose blood and suffer agonising pain but seem more worried about the cattermoles and whether or not they were okay

realise his mistakes & own up to them, acknowledging his role in certain falling outs (especially in deathly hallows)

be genuinely hilarious and fun, and lighten the load in everyone else’s’ lives with the humour he brings to

write to his mother in ps asking her to give harry presents too because he doesn’t think he’ll received any

go to the department of mysteries to help harry without a second a thought

go on the run with harry to hunt for horcruxes without a second thought

run to hermione’s aid when malfoy hits her with a nasty hex outside snape’s classroom and take her to the hospital wing

help hermione with buckbeak’s appeal, spending hours upon hours reading up on the case

extend the first olive branch after fighting with hermione because of scabber’s “death” and apologising, after which she then apologises too

demand to re-try out for the position of keeper on the quidditch team because he wanted to earn it himself with no favouritism or help

choose to stay on the quidditch team despite the bullying from the slytherin team and his nerves about his flying ability

stand up to malfoy at every opportunity, when he was insulting him, but more importantly, insulting his family & his friends

save harry’s life in dh by pulling him out of the lake, and then kill the horcrux

remember the houseelves during the battle of hogwarts and worry about their safety

continue to admire and adore his older twin brothers despite the fact that they were sometimes cruel to him

become almost annoyingly protective of his little sister (ESPECIALLY after the diary situation)

single-handedly out smart and escape five armed and deadly snatchers

try his best to overcome his insecurities and feelings of being overlooked, in order to support the people around him

sacrifice himself without a second thought during the chess game in ps because he knew harry’s survival was more important than his

for y’all to speak on him the way you do. calling him cruel, evil, selfish etc??? open your fucking eyes

I was scrolling in tiktok through ron and harry hashtag bc I've missed them and I'm just so mad. I saw people in the comments saying that they don't like ron because he is selfish and doesn't care about Harry's trauma or he is always jealous of Harry and I'm like wtf. Like Ron is so sweet and he cares so much about Harry. He didn't want him to live in that horrible house so he always invited him to his house and never took no as an answer. He even flew a car to get him out of there. He hasn't ever been jealous of him, not for money and not for fame. In gof he was mad at Harry because he thought he didn't trust him enough to tell him he put his name in the goblet and he was sad he did it without him. In ofp he defends Harry and he tries to distract him from the gossip about him. He didn't even know that harry was in love with Ginny but still when they kissed he wasn't mad at Harry. He was shocked and ofc he didn't like seeing them snogging but he smiled when Harry and Ginny kissed for the first time even though his worst fear was to be second to his siblings. Harry was his friend. He was the first person to notice him and value him for who he is and not for who his brothers are. He could have been mad at Harry but he wasn't. He was glad that they were happy together so he ignored his insecurities. That is the exact opposite of being selfish. Besides he never left Harry's side. He always helped him and even when everybody hated him he still supported him.

Ron was the best friend Harry could have picked and I hate people that say otherwise

Dunno if I already posted this but here you go

character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

someone draw harry with hermione and ron as the little angel and demon on his shoulders

Hiccup Haddock x Jack Frost is unironically super good

I am right, and you fools don't know anything about the trenches I was in defending hiccup x jack frost, I ate those fics UP

Yessir I was giggling, twirling my hair seeing that fan art amd fics in my old cracked phone that could only connect to the internet because it had no data

Man if younger me could see me now.... she would probably be disappointed bUT glad that I still ship them together

*dies of laughter*

#fine,fuckthevampire

Wally’s Favorite 2

Nightwing: *walks in as Batman and with a new Robin-its Damian. Damian is the new Robin.*

Tim: *in shock and heartbroken* You didn’t even ask me…

Wally: *twitches* Kids bed. Now. I want to talk to your brother.

Nightwing: *flinches in fear* No kids, stay. Please stay.

Wally: *points to the stairs leading back up to the mantion* Go. Go!

Nightwing: *starting to panic* Stay. Stay!

Wally: Now! *starting to get angry*

Nightwing: *knowing this is going to end badly without any witnesses.* Cass, don’t move!

Cass: *looks between the two, shifting feet*

Wally: You go!

Nightwing: *grasping straws* Jason, stay!

Jason: *having a blast, snorts and slowly backs away with Tim*

Wally: *near the end of his rope* Get out of here!

Nightwing: *full panic mode* Don’t leave me!

Wally: You get out of here! *left angry behind and how is furious*

Steph: *is sending Barbara a text while cackling as she drag the newest bird out with everyone* Come on guys. Momma’s gonna beat dad’s ass.

Wally: *lets out a snarl once everyone is gone* RICHARD JOHN GREYSON!

Nightwing: *shrieks in fear*

Barbara: *is recording from the safety of her nest*

Danny: I wrote a book

Jazz: You what?!

Danny: I wrote a book. It's a gay romance novel about the Spirit of Halloween falling in love with a boy who celebrates Christmas too early.

Jazz: That's.....actually adorable.

Danny: thank you. I want you to help sell it while I go hide in Gotham

Jazz: What Why?

Danny: Fright Knight did not like me turning him into the protagonist of a gay Hallmark book. I'm hiding before he catch me.

Jazz: Why Gotham?

Danny: Fright Knight is scared of Batman. Luckily, Batman pre-order my book for his son Tim, who is also in the mafia alphabet, so I'm using that as an excuse.

Jazz: I-

Danny: By the way, Batman is Bruce Wayne. Now that you know that you are no longer safe and need to make sure I don't get caught either.

Jazz: You son of a-!