Latest Posts by endercupids - Page 6
Nerdy Prudes Must Die reference??
womens bathroom is for coughing up blood mens bathroom is for drowning facedown in the toilet unisex bathroom is for biding your time
Yesterday my friend got accidentally punched and his lip started bleeding and I suggested to his girlfriend that she should kiss it better as a silly joke and then she was like “I don’t like the idea of his blood in my mouth” and I had to stand silently for a moment in dismay that she didn’t understand how sexy it is to kiss someone and taste their blood in your mouth
i would just break up with them no hesitation
i don't even give a fuck that is inexcusable
:)
not to be queer but I LOVE BEING TRANS!! Like. So many of the things I used to hate about myself have become things that make me so euphoric and I’ve never been happier than now and I LOVE being apart of this community and I love everything and I love my body!!!
This is vent-ish, so a little warning for my trans-masc dysphoria (although i still try to be uplifting lol)
Shout out to all AFAB trans people with big hips (me)
Even after going on T and getting top surgery we will still have feminine hips
Ik personally, it haunts me. There will always be a part of me that says “I’m a woman!!” and there is no way to get rid of it, no way for me to ever feel truly happy with my body and wear the clothing i want to wear
But, it’s ok, i’m still alive and that’s all that matters <3
Life sucks sometimes. some stuff sucks all the time and that’s ok, bc there will always be stuff that doesn’t suck
i can hear you ‼️‼️
i agree ‼️
does anyone want to think about richie and stopwatch being brothers with me
this is what inspired my previous post btw :)
ruth was told how everyone was related to each other but she didn't retain that information at all so she's useless when pete asks her for help
everytime i see literally anything about Richie Lipshitz i giggle and kick my feet like a school girl in love.
Not even cuz i have a crush on him, i’m just that fixated on him 😭
I eat up every headcanon about him ever. Like, Paul is his uncle? FUCK YEAH! He’s trans? LITERALLY CANON‼️ I LOVE HIM WITH MY WHOLE BEING AND SOUL
Season greetings to you my friend, I’m Izzy a 23y/o TransWoman who’s living under fear and terror from my Parents and hiding my socials from my Aunt who runs a big blog on this app. I’ve been threatened with a 14 year jail term by my dad and correctional home by Mom. My aunt caught some my interactions on this app and promised to tell my parents so they can act quick on me. I’m looking to flee to a more safer and transphobic free country to start afresh before my religious parents make their moves on me. Calling on all LGBTQ+ family to come to my aid— you can see my detailed story coupled with the link to help me by blog(last reblog). Thanks for taking your time to read. A boost on the post will also mean the world to me. God bless you my friend.
i hope that you are able to move to somewhere safer!!
Every time I listen to Conan Gray, Sirius and Regulus are there whispering angst to my ear
every story about their childhood ends with James going: 😨
anytime Sirius or Regulus starts a story by saying "when I was a child.." James has to brace himself for whatever he's about to hear
Got too silly and drew Veneer again :P
with and without the jewelry cuz i forgot abt it
tumblr, i love you, but please stop making me scroll through ads ON MY OWN ACCOUNT 😭
I DREW VELVET AND VENEER‼️‼️
his one job was actually just to serve cunt
and that job was well accomplished
bonus point for being a cutie patootie
Imagine getting impaled in a structurally unsound construction built by satanists with your last words ‘Nerdy prudes must die!’ only to come back covered in glitter, murder the two horniest nerds in your entire school and be seduced by the sole aforementioned nerdy prude.
Max, sweetie, you had one job.
TRANS AND AUTISM WIN AHAHAHHDHAHSHJAHAHHDJA
Okay but Jon agreeing that he sees Richie as trans-coded yesterday on stream and that he sees Paul as autistic-coded today on stream? We literally just keep winning
i personally saw him and went “he’s pretty hot ngl”
i havent seen enough commotion for curt mega as tinky. i see him in that role and i think to myself yes that is where he should be that is what he should be doing
i randomly remember how CANONICALLY terribly Richie died, and then i get all sad abt it
they give us the most random lore ever and i love it
glad they have names now (I KNEW THAT JONS CHARACTER WAS THE SAME AS THE BBQ MONOLOGUES 👹👹)
Jon Matteson and Jeff Blim giving us the real lore in their NPMD watch party like "The principal of Hatchetfield High School is literally Jeff Blim from real life," "Wiggly messed up Pokey's song by coming in late by one quarter of a beat, and he'll never let him forget it," "Brooke started a fire in the girls' bathroom at homecoming," and "'The Best of You' is a Needy Beast song in-universe, and they played the HHS homecoming dance."
Also Will Branner's character at the dance is a Swedish exchange student possibly named "Hans," while Jon's character is confirmed to be Trevor.
it has to be divisible by 4 thank you very much
dear autistic / audhd people out there, which volume is pleasant to your ears and tell me why it has to be odd numbers?
i can connect literally any actor to Andrew Rannells
do any of my eight singular followers have anything they wanna ask or talk abt?
they can be sent privately or through the ask (depending on if you want others to be able to see it or not)
it can just be smth abt me, or we could have a convo abt any of the fandoms we like (any that i’ve posted abt, or you can just ask bc i know a lot of fandoms!)
all the cool people understand
atp I can just
and you know who it is
my sister insists that she’s my dads favorite but my dad doesn’t spontaneously get her milkshakes or Cadbury chocolate ✌️
the only one i actively will search for is “slut” and that’s just cuz i think it’s silly
i cannot get over the fact that skates do not look like that 😭
KO!!!!!!!!!!! finished the anime today 🧡
yes.
I need them to interact
Abed and Troy understand the Saw grind 🙏
they're the only ones who get it
exactly
"I'm gay" "I'm straight" okay??? I'm A-B-E-D, connoisseur of Christmas, on the spectrum? none of your business. thoughts too fast to comprehend, just wanna do right by my friend