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mutual 1: breaking into the ice court tomorrow. about to be rich lol
mutual 2: my shoes are welding into this incinerator rn don’t join a gang guys
mutual 3: just gambled away the last of my money!
mutual 4: i can’t believe i’m making bombs for a living i used to be rich as fuck i don’t need this
mutual 5: does anyone else hear the voices of the dead calling out to them or is that just me?
mutual 6: my girlfriend put me in jail omg i should’ve never trusted a grisha this is so embarrassing
canon actually
Jesper: Your life isnt LIT if you havent almost drowned at least once
Kaz, Wylan, Matthias, Nina: *Glare*
Inej: Wrong crowd Jes…
i’d eat it up fr
Honestly at this point the funniest thing Saw XI could do is have another Jigsaw support group scene and have Leigh Whannell there as David.
not the Bastard Box 😭
Ted and Pete technically being in the same scene in every Hatchetfield Musical
i’m in that half
This is half of the fandom rn
yes
All I want…is for Pete to have a white streak in his hair where Wiggly touched him. Okay? Is that too much to ask? For the drama???
I DREW NIBBLY‼️‼️
two different statements for y’all :P
i love this
for doodles: your jon matteson cinematic universe interacting because im actually so obsessed with them
You’re giving me an opportunity to explain my new hc and dynamic ideas so here we go
+ bc some people on my last jon matteson-verse post said it would make sense (and funny), Boy Jerry and Gary are now twins. But they don’t really like each other
+ on the other hand bc of Jon’s newest lore drop about Trevor, Richie n Trevor are twins now and Daniel (stopwatch) is their little brother (or cousin idk)
+ meanwhile Paul is too much of an Only Child™️ to me but he still get caught up by the family’s mess
This family is a mess man, family gathering is wild
Bonus:
Wiggly overseeing this family:
real
Uncle Paul 🤝 Richie Lipschitz : Meowing for no reason
Richie is so real for that (i keep accidentally they/them-ing cis people)
she/they grace is real
i made an amazon list for Nibblys costume!!
the shoes and gloves are the exact same, and i’m pretty sure so are the visors, wig, and skirt! the leg warmers are meant to be the things on his arms, but i couldn’t find anything similar sorry
obviously you could change some of this (like the shoes) to be cheaper or change items so that you’d be more likely to wear them normally, but my goal here was to be as accurate to the musical as i could!
ps. if you want the candy prop i’d recommend making one yourself, and i know there are lots of tutorials available <3 (although i think walmart sells them as decorative things maybe?)
so what im hearing is that u'll repeat ATYD tropes and personalities while having no idea where they're from which in this fandom leads to the characters being awful, cruel ppl that have nothing in common with either HP canon or ATYD canon so they might as well be ocs but that doesnt bring in the same social clout as using pre-made, already loved characters that u butcher
if you’re gonna hate on me for not wanting to read a certain work, at least do it publicly
never said ATYD was bad, just that personally i don’t like the concept and will never read it
being realistic, i want Hoffman and Lawrence (and we’re almost definitely getting Hoffman cuz of that post credit scene)
but being unrealistic?? ADAMMMMMM
SOME OLD FACES
Fun fact abt me!!
I am a big Marauders fan but i refuse to read ATYD‼️
Why? simply put, i am a hater. better put, it honesty doesn’t seem worth my time. it’s a long book covering like seven years.
also, it’s supposed to be canon accurate but it straight up made up a character??
in all honesty i don’t really like canon accurate fics.. if i wanted canon stuff i’d read Harry Potter or Harry Potter fics. all the fun about Marauders is that we can make them fun little magic queer people!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I REBLOG TOO MUCH STUFF???
if anything it isn’t enough actually
i like to imagine something similar to the scene from Good Girls
like, Sirius already assumed so when Regulus tells him he just smiles and supports him
Trans!reg coming out to Sirius. That's all.
the correct way to write Sirius
Falling asleep in the dorms…
“Sirius?”
“Yeah?”
“I don’t think I like Evans anymore.”
“Shit mate, took you long enough.”
“Heh. Yeah.”
…
“Sirius?”
“Yeah, Prongs?”
“I might like boys. Also. Like as well as girls.”
“Join the club, Prongs. Just stay the fuck away from Moony.”
“Noted.”
…
“Sirius?”
“Yeah, mate?”
“What if I like a particular bloke?”
“…it’s not me, is it? Because Moony would probably kill you.”
“No.”
….
“Sirius?”
“Yes, Prongs?”
“It’s your brother.”
“I know.”
“You know?”
“Yeah, I was just fucking with you before.”
“Right.”
…
“Sirius?”
“Yes Prongs?”
“That’s…it’s okay?”
“Yes, James. I’d rather it be you than anyone else, to be honest.”
“Alright.”
…
“Sirius?”
“Go the fuck to sleep, Prongs. We’ll come up with a plan to woo him tomorrow.”
“Alright.”
….
“James?”
“What’s up, Padfoot?”
“Take care of him, alright?”
“…..yeah. Yeah, of course.”
Max is many thing but he is not homophobic
richie: i thought you hated me because i was queer
max: no! your identity is the one thing i respect about you
Jesper: A banker? Me? Colm: Yes, Jesper. Jesper: But I don’t know anything about running a bank! Colm: Good. No preconceived ideas. Jesper: I’ve robbed banks! Colm: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.
Canon 🙏
I just got done dyeing my hair and, you know what?
Richie Lipschitz deserves the euphoric moments of hanging out with your friends, eating snacks and listening to shitty music while dying your hair.
(Richie dyes the front piece of his hair blue, Ruth does red or pink peek-a-boo, Step does green ends and Pete matches with a few strands of it. Grace does NOT join in but does wear a clip in extension for the heck of it. Max would do blue all over mistaking it for temporary pomade)
literally canon
It’s Christmastime in Hatchetfield. Isn’t that fun?
anyone narratorate their life? like, all the time
i narrate everything in my life. like, my fucking tv shows
and sometimes i get the narration wrong and it pisses me off
i narrate so much of my life and it feels weird not to but it negatively impacts me to do it.
i have to do it but i hate doing it..
anyone else narrate their life? 😊
Something that is sad but also that I hugely appreciate about CK is that by the end, most of the systems that harmed the crows are still in place, but their relationships with themselves have grown and changed. I find this particularly interesting in the cases of Jesper and Wylan (shocking I know). Their identities still put them in danger of being exploited or harmed - Grisha indentures are still the norm in Kerch, and the auction scene made it very clear that if the Council knew Wylan's illiteracy was true, they would treat him much the same as his father did due to the culture surrounding productivity and ability. This might seem disheartening, but the hope lies in the shift in how these characters see themselves and their role in the world. By the end of the book, Jesper and Wylan are beginning to put away their internalized shame surrounding their identities. They may still have to hide who they are from the world to survive, but they're no longer hiding it from themselves - their true selves are no longer this crushing burden they have to turn away from to function. A general theme of the series is how, in accepting who they are and what has happened to them on a personal level, the crows place themselves in positions to make change on a systemic level - Inej and her ship, Nina and her mission, Kaz and his Barrel empire, Wylan and Jesper with their political, high-society empire. None of them are all the way there yet by the end - they're still healing, and both the loss of Matthias and the weight of those oppressive systems are going to weigh on them for a long time - but we get to see the very beginnings of that process. I'm going to bite someone.
the first ones :(
abed’s brain memos are so sweet aw man
😔
true, unfortunately
"ask them out, the worst thing they could do is say no" wrong, the worst thing they could do is get on a boat with actor Levar Burton and get kidnapped by pirates, not to be seen again
we’ve been called out! 😨 run!!
The demographic of people who are turned on by body horror and how every single one of those people is trans