LMAO

Bought a whole block of brie and fancy crackers because I suddenly remembered that I'm an adult and I'm allowed to.

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

i hate that maturity and intelligence is basically disappearing from media completely. not everything has to be funny. not everything needs to be relatable. not everything has to sound casual and conversational, or be immediately easy to understand. I want black text on a white background and experts.

“you’re so sensitive” i was born with a poet’s soul. bitch

God's favorite instrument is the human nervous system

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

John Keats, from "Endymion", The Complete Poems and Selected Letters of John Keats

I was born to sit in a cafe doing fuck all