Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you
I wish people did this unironically, even though this would usually be considered unusual behavior in the early 21st century, specifically the year 2024, as some people have trouble decoding nuance from text written on the internet for the purpose of brief and efficient communication. Also, did you know that in the year 1789 the commoners of Paris stormed the fortification known as the Bastille and many scholars consider this to be the start of the French revolution
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As you know, you can make writers lives easier by doing unnecessary exposition scenes in real life, thereby making them realistic.
My pronouns are she/j. I identify as a joke and I'm very committed to the bit.
How do you guys read that black and white Robert Downey Jr meme I always read it with a fake shocked passive aggressive mildly gay sounding voice
I, for one, am happy that the foul ogre is returning. Maybe they'll eat the gnomes =).
return of the foul ogre
grandpa harley left skaianet’s assets to mom because even though bro has two degrees he makes puppet porn for a living and sleeps on a futon
Fun fact:
Your soul is literally inside of your body and can be sucked out orally. This discovery took a lot of trial and error, so I hope it helps.
Customer: I’M A PROFESSIONAL FISHERMAN AND I FISH FOR TUNA ALL OVER THE WORLD DMV: I GOOGLED HIM, HE IS AND HE DOES Verdict: DENIED
We don't let girls be blue because it makes them too powerful. Blue girls are 88% more likely to cause you serious physical and/or emotional damage. Ignorance about these topics is why people need to learn colour theory!
avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:
try using these palettes instead!!
(he is stupid) (refer to me as she/her or I will she/hurt you)
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