Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
Last but certainly not least, Roxie and Russell!
Roxie has a 14 in Strength (STR), a 16 in Dexterity (DEX), a 10 in Constitution (CON), a 13 Intelligence (INT), a 10 Wisdom (WIS), and a 12 Charisma (CHA).
Russell has a 10 in STR, a 12 in DEX, a 12 in CON, a 16 INT, a 13 WIS, and a 14 CHA. Let's get into those stats, yes?
Roxie is our Rogue, she's a Rogue because my friend made a subclass called Surgeon. I made her STR a 14 so she'd be able to lift bodies on her own from a body bag to the autopsy table. Her DEX is a 16 for her sleight of hand skills, I think they'd be quite necessary for working efficiently with bodies. Her CON is a 10 from how often she's in the lab, but it's going to be the first to get a boost from her travels in the Wastes. Her INT is a 13 from studies of anatomy, I thought it would be quite needed. A 10 WIS from some bad decisions but hey, we all make those. She gets a 12 CHA from her lively personality, it used to be a 14 at the cost of INT but I changed it in favor of a higher INT. Russell is a Wizard/Artificer. He used to be just a Wizard, but I'll get into class changes and choices another time. His STR is a 10 so he's strong enough to carry Amy but not too costly that I'd have to sacrifice his other stats. He gets a 12 in DEX from working on small electronics. A 12 in CON because honestly, he needs it, I don't think someone of fair health could handle being in a headlock from a guy 60lbs stronger than you. Both Wizards and Artificers have INT as their spellcasting ability, and Wizard is one of the only full casters to have use of spells, a 16 INT is important for learning more spells and I think it's fair for our lab personal to have high intelligence. Russell is our Profiler, it's important that he's able to understand on a good level how people are feeling, able to psychoanalyze them, tell when they're upset, a 13 WIS reflects that. A 14 CHA is self-explanatory, Russell's traits as stated by Pretty Simple are charming, obsessive and manipulative. He's used his charm to get information from others, a high CHA just reflects that.
Tldr: Frank calls Amy's mother a Harpy, with the lore of Dungeons and Dragons what if I make her worse, like a Hag. Now with the lore of The Dead Three.
It's probably just me, but when I look at the symbol for Bhaal and Myrkul I get reminded of The Crimson Order and the Utopians. Yes yes I know Bhaal and Myrkul have a skull in the middle of their symbols but like, The Crimson Order basically murdered whoever needed to stay a secret and stay rich and Bhaal is the Faerûn God of murder. The Utopians prophecy was believed to be the bringing back of lost ones, was it a lie to cover up a brainwashing scheme? Possibly, but the whole talk of bringing back people from the dead makes me think of Myrkul, the Lord of Bones. Myrkul and Bhaal usually come with a third, Bane, the God of Tyranny, and I thought SOMBRA would go hand in hand with him. The only problem is his symbol is a hand. A hand. Sigh. All in all I am now playing a dnd campaign with my friend that takes place in a modern Faerûn in the Criminal Case universe.
I would lie and say I planned it out because I thought it'd be fun to add dnd lore and creatures to the world of Criminal Case, you know, Supernatural Investigations but more dnd based.
It's true for the most part, but then my mind went, 'I could give Amy the Hexblood lineage to make her mother a Hag, and Hags are waaaaaaaaaay worse than Harpies.'
I miss Criminal Case; it was a good chunk of my childhood and my introduction to the works of fiction I've come to love. Fanfiction. So why not make it another universe that I take and add dnd lore to it?
@subwaytostardew A beautiful creation by @takadanobaba and @xdoctorsparklex I've never really gotten into Stardew enough to have a hyper fixation on it like Pokémon, until I saw this amazing mod! It made me want to revisit an AU I made with some Pokémon OCs I made a few years back, going back over them and making them better! I can't wait to write more and see more of this mod!
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!
I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD
academy
adventurer's guild
alchemist
apiary
apothecary
aquarium
armory
art gallery
bakery
bank
barber
barracks
bathhouse
blacksmith
boathouse
book store
bookbinder
botanical garden
brothel
butcher
carpenter
cartographer
casino
castle
cobbler
coffee shop
council chamber
court house
crypt for the noble family
dentist
distillery
docks
dovecot
dyer
embassy
farmer's market
fighting pit
fishmonger
fortune teller
gallows
gatehouse
general store
graveyard
greenhouses
guard post
guildhall
gymnasium
haberdashery
haunted house
hedge maze
herbalist
hospice
hospital
house for sale
inn
jail
jeweller
kindergarten
leatherworker
library
locksmith
mail courier
manor house
market
mayor's house
monastery
morgue
museum
music shop
observatory
orchard
orphanage
outhouse
paper maker
pawnshop
pet shop
potion shop
potter
printmaker
quest board
residence
restricted zone
sawmill
school
scribe
sewer entrance
sheriff's office
shrine
silversmith
spa
speakeasy
spice merchant
sports stadium
stables
street market
tailor
tannery
tavern
tax collector
tea house
temple
textile shop
theatre
thieves guild
thrift store
tinker's workshop
town crier post
town square
townhall
toy store
trinket shop
warehouse
watchtower
water mill
weaver
well
windmill
wishing well
wizard tower
something about death, and sustenance, and decay. Idk