Link: "Great! I'll grab my stuffie!"
*trying to age regress Link*
sorry link, i don't take credit. come back when you're a little.
Still doing this. They usually reply with a non sequitur like "How much are they charging you?"
When the Spectrumâ„¢ people at the grocery store try to stop me and sell me subpar internet service, I've made a habit of replying "I'm already on the spectrum!"
github will say you should choose a descriptive name for your project and then suggest shit like "purple-earthquake"
accidentally went into a men's restroom because I glimpsed the letters "M-E-N" and recognized those as the last three letters of "women" and thought I had all the information I needed
i think touch screen keyboards are evil. keyboards were never meant to be flat. they need to be tactile
had a my little pony related dream while the show was playing in the room in real life and injecting lines into my dream so i would occasionally see a random character like princess luna go "THIS NOT PERFECT, YAK SMASH!!"